Are you tired of dealing with sensitive spouses who can’t take a joke? Then come join our Minecraft server, where we value humor above all else! Our server is filled with players who understand the importance of a good laugh, even if it means poking fun at each other.

Join us and experience a world where ice cream payments are taken very seriously, where preschool spots are hotly debated, and where empathy is in short supply. Our community is full of outrageous stories and insane antics that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the laughter begin! Just be prepared to defend your credit card information with all your might – you never know when someone might try to make you pay for that late-night ice cream!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 98/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 42 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
Villages Defended: 6 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 8
Magical Moments Shared: 29 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
Orbs of Power Found: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • DigiCraft

    DigiCraft

    Join us on DigiCraft for a whitelisted medieval Minecraft experience!– Build your kingdom showcased on the DynMap and protected by claim blocks!– Ascend the ranks to become more powerful and unlock unique perks!– Battle with others in Duels and the Warzone with a PvP toggle!– Gather riches with daily rewards, quests, jobs, and establish your own guild!– Collect pets, cosmetics, unique tags, and more using your earned money!– Grow your strength by leveling up skills and unlocking unique enchantments!– Join in custom made events with unique rewards and fun Brewery creations!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 105 Mythical Quests Completed: 12
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 0
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Survival Manos

    Survival Manos

    SURVIVALMANOS Survival Manos is a Portuguese server that has existed since 2020 for players for players, for cracked or original, for Java or Bedrock, basically, for customers! 🙂 “Too good to be true?” – Pombacraft (former best tuga server)Come play with us!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Asgard Smp

    Asgard Smp

    Java and Bedrock crossplayThis is a economy based SMP where you can make in game money and sell your items at the shopping district, or simply trade your items with other players on the SMP here at Asgard SMP we welcome everyone and anyone but you must follow the RULES or you will be removed from the SMP this server/smp as been made for you to come and have fun show off your build skills and make new friends along the way.PLEASE JOIN DISCORD FIRST OR YOU WANT BE ABLE TO GET ON THE WHITELIST!!!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 21 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 47 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Minemu

    Minemu

    Our non-premium server offers a unique experience for players by allowing crossplay between Bedrock and Java versions.With a focus on massive events with hundreds of players at a time and proximity voice chat, it’s the perfect place to socialize and play with others from around the world. In addition, it has classic modes such as survival, creative, skyblock, bedwars, mobarena, among others, to satisfy all types of players. To add more fun, the server also offers a wide range of modpacks, such as pixelmon or tekking, which you can easily access through its own launcher. Join us and enjoy an unparalleled gaming experience!(you can enter with all versions from 1.8 to the latest)

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Magic Items Found: 8742 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 12 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • VoxelMC

    VoxelMC

    VoxelMc Version: 1.9 to 1.19 Characteristics: – Custom Biomes – Levels – Rewards – PvP – Tags

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Void Armor Forged: 14
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Epic Shields Constructed: 11 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Moon Landing

    Moon Landing

    Welcome to Moon Landing Embark on a captivating journey in Moon Landing, where survival meets space-themed wonder. Explore a universe brimming with unique features:– Moon-Themed World – Over 100 Custom Quests – 10+ Galactic Jobs – Skill Ascension – Expanding Universe Lore – Easy Space ColonizationEmbark on Your Galactic Adventure! Join Moon Landing and craft your story among the stars. Explore, build, and innovate in a universe where your imagination is the only limit. Board your spacecraft and set course for adventure!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23 Buildings Constructed: 28
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 425 Herobrine Sightings: 9
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Lucent PvP

    Lucent PvP

    LucentPvP is a CrystalPvP-based server with Survival and Practice. The development team at LucentPvP do not believe in Pay to Win servers. LucentPvP strives not to be one.LucentPvP offers three maps for their practice gamemode, Bedrock, Flat and Wild. LucentPvP’s survival gamemode is vanilla survival. CrystalPvP is encouraged.Join our discord as well! Our link is on the left.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 18 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Animals Bred: 198 Buildings Constructed: 9
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 9

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • The Armada Network

    The Armada Network

    ╔═════ARMADA NETWORK═════╗ SERVER WIDE FEATURES – 1.19+ – Java + Bedrock ╔═════Skyblock═════╗ – Levelling System – Co-Op PvE Experience – Bosses and PVP – Dungeons ╔═════SMP EARTH═════╗ – Earth SMP – Multi Planet – Custom map

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Divine Scrolls Written: 16
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Salt & Light

    Salt & Light

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Ores Mined: 7906
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3319 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 52

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Haunted Mansion

    Haunted Mansion

    Welcome Foolish Mortals! Zombie Apocalypse Survival Parkour Minigames Skull Clicker Village Defense Mob Arena The Drop Spirit BounceLeaderboards Pets Cosmetics

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Kings Peace

    Kings Peace

    Come Try out kings peace, multiverse server has multiple worlds to play on. a frendly fun place to play the server will not have games it is just survival, claimblocks and more

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 76

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Xironite

    Xironite

    Xironite Towny [1.20 – 1.20.X]

    Xironite is a server dedicated to interacting with our community through hosting events and listening to player feedback On Xironite, we offer a various amount of gamemodes for players to try. The gamemodes are Towny, Skyblock, Survival, Creative and Events!Xironite is constantly evolving based on player feedback and ideas from our amazing management. Join now before you miss our next event!How to Join? Join now using our IP: mc.xironite.orgDiscord: https://xironite.org/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/xironite TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@xironite YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCc4O3IaYx8s-LQznYNomJTw

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Timeless

    Timeless

    IntroTimeless is a server that combines the fun of semi-vanilla minecraft and boosts it with various events and a storyline for players to follow.Here is the last event trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtHO7rwbM9oAboutTimeless basis itself around vanilla minecraft, but adds more convenient solutions with its various plugins. You’ll find starting players can access basic commands from essentials and are ranked up by voting! If you need a break from mining and building we have multiple arenas ranging from pvp to parkour, in which you are given kits to battle to your heart’s desire.These arenas also hold tournaments and mini-games, for players to compete and win prizes to aid their survival progress. The soul of ‘Timeless’ would be the Lore Events, large adventure map style builds for all the players to join using gear they’ve collected in survival. These maps range in puzzles and PVE using custom mobs to challenge players.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 21 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Chimeras Created: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • NeoUni

    NeoUni

    【Thank you for coming!!】 This is a Japanese Server. When you connect to the server, you will be logged in to the Lobby server. From there you can connect to survival, creative and PvP servers.【Rules : Do Not】 ・Annoying acts such as destruction, theft of items, and spam. ・Solicitation to other servers not related to Neo-Universe Server. ・Acts such as live broadcasting and video uploading without the permission of the operator. ・Load attack on servers such as DoS and DDoS. ・Other acts that hinder server operation.If you do not follow the rules, you will be banned without warning.【Youtube channel】https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaG0c1OSvFuCVoag99Fq22Q

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Star Shards Collected: 182 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 1

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • MC.NOOB.LV

    MC.NOOB.LV

    from 1.7.2 up to Latest versions supported! – FACTIONS | SKYBLOCK | ANNIHILATION | SKYPVP | HUB | SURVIVAL – – Factions update with new Nether!Our Discord – https://discord.gg/ByGQXyQ– 1.8 Combat Mechanics – Ranks – SilkTouch Spawners – CratesJoin Now! Vote for rewards in game!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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