Are you tired of dealing with sensitive spouses who can’t take a joke? Then come join our Minecraft server, where we value humor above all else! Our server is filled with players who understand the importance of a good laugh, even if it means poking fun at each other.

Join us and experience a world where ice cream payments are taken very seriously, where preschool spots are hotly debated, and where empathy is in short supply. Our community is full of outrageous stories and insane antics that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the laughter begin! Just be prepared to defend your credit card information with all your might – you never know when someone might try to make you pay for that late-night ice cream!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 98/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Farms Harvested: 893
Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 23 Rainbows Spotted: 10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • MicroPixelate

    MicroPixelate

    A minecraft 1.15.2 Survival server with hidden chests, PvP, a friendly community, and more! (NO HACKERS ALLOWED!!)

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Gods Slained: 0
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 25 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • DanskSurvival

    DanskSurvival

    This server is newly started and is frequently updated. Hope you are interested in giving it a try so we can get the server’s community going.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 20 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 6
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 32 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 7 Wilderness Tamed: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • KitPVP/Survival And More

    KitPVP/Survival And More

    This Server Has Loads Of Fun Things To Explore Like Survival, KitPVP, Creative, And Loads More This Server Has All Your Needs

    VERSION NEEDS TO BE 1.12.2 FOR THE PLUGINS TO WORK MORE VERSIONS SUPPORTED SOON

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 29
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 12 Animals Bred: 35
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Knights Community

    Knights Community

    Welcome to our Minecraft Server in the Philippines – a virtual realm where gamers from across the archipelago gather to embark on epic adventures, craft magnificent creations, and build lasting friendships. Immerse yourself in a uniquely Filipino gaming experience with custom content, exciting events, and a vibrant community. Join us on this pixelated journey, where the spirit of camaraderie meets the thrill of exploration. Are you ready to dive into the blocky wonders of our Philippine Minecraft universe? See you in-game, mga ka-MC!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 46
    Demon Skulls Collected: 48 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 96 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Simply Vanilla – 1.20.4

    Simply Vanilla – 1.20.4
    Welcome to Simply Vanilla!

    Since 2018, Simply Vanilla has focused on semi-vanilla, survival gameplay though we also incorporate a few lightweight plugins to make playing with friends easy, such as with basic teleport commands and /sethome. Our tight-knit, kind community sets us apart and we are super welcoming to new players! We do have a mature player base with older players, though anyone is encouraged to join. Stop by today to check us out and meet your new server family!Visit our website for more information: simplyvanilla.coJoin our Discord to participate with the community: https://discord.gg/simplyvanilla

    Rules:1. No cheats/exploits2. No major griefing3. Respect fellow players and staff4. No spam or advertisement5. No sensitive content6. No ban or mute evasion 7. No excessive swearing/offensive language 8. No AFK Farming/grinding9. No toxic playersFor more detail on our rules, visit simplyvanilla.co/rules

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Endless Legions Commanded: 33
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Bone craft

    Bone craft

    [Bonecraft]

    Welcome to Bonecraft, a survival server and towny server running on Minecraft Java Edition 1.15.2 Join our server using our ip: play.bonecraft.org Visit our website using: https://www.bonecraft.org/ Our Store: https://www.store.bonecraft.org/

    Some of the features we offer to players are McMMO, Veinminer, Silk Spawners, Golden Shovel Land Claiming, Kits, Wild Teleportation, Marriages, Money Drops, Events, and Giveaways.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 New Chunks Explored: 129103
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • FoolishMC

    FoolishMC

    JUST LAUNCHED – BEDROCK SUPPORTED | JOIN FOR FREE STORE ITEMS* Port 19132 for BEDROCK! FoolishMC is a unique Minecraft Network focused on the game mode Skyblock and many more to come. The network strives towards prospering in every area of the Minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Dimension Hops: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Simply Adventure – 1.20.4 [Java & Bedrock]

    Simply Adventure – 1.20.4 [Java & Bedrock]
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    •• ━━━━━ ••●•• ━━━━━ ••Java IP: simplyadventure.coBedrock IP: bedrock.simplyadventure.co:19132Our Discord: Discord•• ━━━━━ ••●•• ━━━━━ ••

    About

    Join us in our brand new server: Simply Adventure! This server is focused on the adventure of Minecraft, the fun of building and making friends, and the tranquility of getting away from the stresses of real life. We hope you can join the kind community that we hope to build.

    Check out our server’s features to see if they align with your interests!

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    Rules(more detail can be found on Discord)

    1. Respect all other players2. No Sensitive Content3. No cheats/exploits4. No griefing anywhere5. No Stealing / Luring / Scamming6. Claims must be at least 100 blocks from others7. No Random PVP8. No Spam or Advertisement9. Do Not Evade Punishment

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    Simply Adventure is the next place for you. Embrace the call of SA and start your adventure today. We hope to see you online!

    Are you ready to begin your adventure?

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 9 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Tn3 – Anarchy

    Tn3 – Anarchy

    kill sum tuffs and greif things. u can hack. hacked client provided on the website. haev fun destroying other peoples fun. ———————————— This is a new server so first person to join gets OP.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Mayhemcraft Minecraft Survival

    Mayhemcraft Minecraft Survival

    Mayhemcraft Minecraft survival

    Hello We are a Survival server with pvp and skill plugins and clan system. Version 1.16.x to 1.20.1 Java and Bedrock Server

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 207 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Towns Built: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Dimension Hops: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • The Farmers Market

    The Farmers Market
    An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!

    We are 1.20!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!

    Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Void Gems Collected: 15 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Mines Excavated: 1790 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Towns Built: 8
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • CamsUHC

    CamsUHC

    Play Ultimate Hard Core Minecraft with your friends, online friends, or random users! To make this Ultimate Hard Core, more ultimate, we added a twist. You can uses amazing kits to help you in PvP!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 94
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • GuardianGames

    GuardianGames

    Welcome to GuardianGames.de, an exciting Minecraft network currently in beta and mainly offers the popular game mode “CityBuild”. Our goal is to provide a unique and entertaining gaming experience that takes you into a virtual world full of creativity and adventure. At GuardianGames.de we attach great importance to an active and committed community. We are constantly striving to improve the gaming experience improve and therefore offer an open ear for feedback and suggestions.

    Best regards

    Guardian Games Team!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • DON’T DROP THE SOAP PRISON SERVER

    DON’T DROP THE SOAP PRISON SERVER

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    Don’t Drop the Soap server is a prison server in which you start at bottom doing various jobs to make money and purchase your way up the ranks. Once enough money is made, you may buy yourself out of prison, into freedom. More on these ranks and what jobs you can do to earn the ranks will be specified later on in this post.The server is online 24/7 ran on a dedicated server. We have 75 slots at the moment with little to no lag.

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    From the lowest Block 3 to the prestige Block 0, life in prison becomes easier as you move up. With less PvP areas, better job, and an overall nicer environment, the price for each block increases as you move up. Below is the list of ranks that you can purchase by using the in-game command /rankup but you must have the money in your account or you will be denied for a rank up. You earn money to rank up by doing various jobs within the server like fishing, mining and many more which will be discussed in depth below!

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    Cost: $0.00This is the starting block, this is where your journey begins. All new players start here. Here, the largest PvP area and hardest working jobs make life grim.

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    Cost: $15,000

    A small step up from Block 3. The decreased PvP and higher paying jobs make the prison seem a bit better. Still always be sure to watch your back.

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    Cost: $40,000The second highest block, this area has well paying jobs, and a reliable source of ready food. The vast space and nice architecture is much needed upgrade compared to the previous blocks.

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    Cost: $75,000The most elite block prior to being free. This block has jobs that can’t be beat and has no PvP areas at all. Choose from either the dirt mine or the multiple mob farms for a steady income of money.

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    Cost: $125,000You have bought your way out of prison, and are a free man! You are free to roam the world outside of prison. You can build whatever you want, wherever you want! Hide your base well because greifing is not prohibited. You may come back to the prison at any time to sell or buy whatever goods you have or may need. Keep in mind you must still abide by prison rules while in the prison.

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    The highest achievable rank on the server, coming with great responsibility. The Warden maintains all activity going on in the server and prison. Only earned through trust and loyalty. The Warden regulates events, moderates the chat, and keeps the server at it’s best.

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    Cost: Pricing at shop.ddtsmc.comDonor privelages Include:

    – More purchasable plots– Private Donator log mine– Sheep Farms– Ability to sell items for higher prices– Colored name in-game (You choose the colour)

    -Donations of $100 or more will grant the user a custom tag of choice as well as being part of the Uber-donor group.

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    Failure to follow these rules may result in a ban or muteNone of the following is allowed:

    – Mods.– Cheating clients.– Advertising other servers.– Repeated offensive behavior.– X-ray texture packs / hacks.– Finding exploits and abusing them.

    – Doing large giveaways

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    Failure to follow these rules may result in a jail

    None of the following is permitted in the prison:

    – Pushing.– PvP abusing.– PvP camping.– PvP safe-zoning.– PvP camping.– Using damaging potions (Poison, insta-damage).– Wielding contraband items (swords, flint and steel, bow and arrows).– Swords, If you’re caught with a sword a guard will ask for it and then count from 5.

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    If you would like to be a guard in-game, feel free to send in an application at bit.ly/mcsoap

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    If you have been banned in-game, feel free to send in a ban appeal at bit.ly/mcsoap

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • SwoleCraft

    SwoleCraft

    IP for PC/Java: play.swolecraft.com The official Stomsh Minecraft server! Featuring: Economy Survival, Creative plots, SkyWars, SkyBlock and PVP! New gamemodes will be added soon. NEW: The mall! Get your own shop to sell your items to other players in the beautiful new mall! The survival is an economy 1.16.5 survival, you can claim land, buy various items in the shop, trade with other players and you can even buy your own shop in the mall where you can sell your items! You can survival with all your friends, because the server is cross-platform!

    You can play with your Bedrock MCPE and W10 Edition as well! IP for bedrock (PE/W10) clients: bedrock.swolecraft.com (port: 25565) There is a nice community, especially on the official Discord. Please come and have a look around!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Alien Abductions: 0
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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