I Want This To Happen To Me Minecraft SMP

19yo, blue eyes, DESPERATE, feeling rejected, feeling unwanted, fit, foids, happen, incel, lonely, looking for intimacy, looking for relationship, looking for validation, Minecraft, seeking attention, seeking companionship, seeking connection, seeking love, smp, Tall, tired, use me, White

Are you tired of being an incel in real life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you to find love! Join now and watch as foids (female players) flock to you because of your virtual white, 6’3, fit, blue-eyed avatar. Who needs real-life dating when you can find love in the world of blocks and pixels? Don’t miss out on this opportunity to finally break free from your incel status and become a Minecraft Chad!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Villages Defended:	15
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	1603
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Buildings Constructed:	26
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Animals Bred:	143	Farms Harvested:	985
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Emeralds Found:	3724
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Potions Brewed:	199	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	23

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Farms Harvested:	436	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	28

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Runes Activated:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Dreamerz Network is one of the best and the fastest growing networks available with 5000+ members. Our server has no lag, 24/7 online, 2 gamemodes which are LifeSteal & Survival, and much more! We literally have everything you can be looking for, Try us today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	37	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Crops Grown:	5628	Potions Brewed:	197
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Emeralds Found:	2746	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!