Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can escape the woes of real life and join a community of fellow gamers who understand the struggle of adulting.

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and virtual escapism from the harsh realities of work and responsibilities. Build your dream world, ride virtual motorcycles without the fear of running out of money, and indulge in all the virtual drugs you desire without any consequences.

Forget about frozen chicken and canned food, here you can feast on virtual lamb chops and live your best life. And who needs a girlfriend when you have a whole server of friends to play with?

So come join us, because in our Minecraft SMP, the only work you’ll be doing is mining for diamonds and building your dream motorbike. Let’s escape reality together and have a blast in our virtual world. See you there!

Updated October 29, 2024

Players: 110/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • I Do Not Care For First Person Shooters, JRPGs, Strategy Games, Minecraft SMP

    I Do Not Care For First Person Shooters, JRPGs, Strategy Games, Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring games? Do you crave adventure and excitement? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy antics, epic battles, and hilarious moments. We don’t care for any other games because we know that Minecraft is where the real fun is at.

    Forget about first person shooters or strategy games, those are for amateurs. In our SMP, you’ll be facing off against giant chickens, building insane contraptions, and maybe even befriending a creeper or two.

    So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and have the time of your life, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Who needs other games when you can have all this craziness in one place?

    Updated October 29, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Crafty Pixel Playground Minecraft Server

    Crafty Pixel Playground Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of waiting around for your posts to go through on other boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we make you wait 900 seconds just for the fun of it! But don’t worry, during that time you can go get some water, do a little dance, or even recite the entire script of Shrek. Join us for the most exhilarating waiting experience of your life! Who needs instant gratification when you can have 900 seconds of pure anticipation? Join now for the thrill of a lifetime!

    Updated October 29, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Void Gems Collected: 39
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Facts About Israel Minecraft SMP

    Facts About Israel Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the chaos and craziness you could ever want!

    Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a diamond block and the loser has to wear a pumpkin on their head for a week. Trust us, it’s a look.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a game of parkour. Just be warned, he’s a sore loser and might turn you into a zombie pigman if you beat him.

    So come on down to our SMP and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get weird.

    Updated October 29, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 300 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • HoloEn’s Epic Minecraft Server

    HoloEn’s Epic Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unique as a HoloEn original song hitting the top of the charts? Look no further! Our server is like a hidden gem in a sea of diamonds, just waiting to be discovered.

    Join us for a gaming experience that’s more epic than a dragon battle in the Nether. Our community is so tight-knit, it’s like we’re all part of a virtual boy band. And just like HoloEn, we may be a niche within a niche, but we’re ready to take on the world with our pixelated prowess.

    So why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it, if you find the golden pickaxe, you’ll unlock unlimited diamonds for life. Plus, our virtual concerts are so lit, they make Endermen dance with joy.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly special. Join our Minecraft server today and let’s make some gaming magic together!

    Updated October 29, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 14

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • HITpe – Anarchy 1.1.5 Minecraft server

    HITpe – Anarchy 1.1.5 Minecraft server

    HIT – This is a server where there are no rules. Play Anarchy the way you want.

    HIT is essentially a server without rules. Players can do whatever they want without fear of being banned. Even the use of cheats and fights between players are allowed. This is a “no rules” server

    Updated October 29, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 14 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Ashley’s Coffin: Minecraft Server

    Ashley’s Coffin: Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with lame mods that do nothing? Well, look no further because on our server, the mods are actually good! Like, seriously good. We’ve got flying pigs, rainbow unicorns, and even a talking potato that gives out diamonds. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. Join us for a wild ride of epic proportions, because on this server, anything is possible. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get weird!

    Updated October 29, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Begins Crafting Minecraft SMP

    Begins Crafting Minecraft SMP
    Do you enjoy mining for diamonds while dodging creepers and building epic structures? Then you need to join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of mischievous Endermen who love to prank unsuspecting players.

    But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Just last week, one of our players logged on to find their entire base had been turned into a giant cake. And the best part? It was actually edible!

    If you’re looking for a server where anything can happen, from flying pigs to talking villagers, then look no further. Join us at https://dmpwn.info and prepare for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft like you’ve never experienced before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 29, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 6860
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Rainbows Spotted: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Reagan’s Minecraft Server

    Reagan’s Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old politics? Come join our Minecraft server where we settle political debates with epic build battles! Trump may be the modern day Ronald Reagan, but on our server, he’s just another player trying to survive in a blocky world. Democrats are framing him as a Nazi? Please, on our server, we’re too busy fighting off zombie pigmen and building giant statues of llamas to worry about political drama. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure where the only thing more ridiculous than our builds are the conspiracy theories floating around spawn.

    Updated October 29, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • moms friends once again asked her if… Minecraft SMP

    moms friends once again asked her if… Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of your mom’s friends constantly asking about your non-existent love life? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape the awkward questions and focus on building relationships with blocks instead of people! Who needs a girlfriend when you can have a loyal pet pig as your main squeeze? Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood romantic looking for love – maybe you’ll find your soulmate in the End dimension! Join now and never feel ashamed about your relationship status again!

    Updated October 29, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 16
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • RoyalCraft – Modern Minecraft Server

    RoyalCraft – Modern Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

    Join us for a chance to win limited edition Halloween prizes that will make your friends green with envy. We’ve got Wurm (Perma) banners that will have you slaying dragons in no time.

    But wait, there’s more! How about a PriFes event featuring Misogi, Mimi, and Kyoka? It’s like a party in your inventory!

    And don’t even get us started on our ongoing events – VH x2, TS.Kyaru/TS.Suzuna UEs, Ultimate Refining, Battlefield of Memories, and so much more!

    So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find Pirate Anna chilling in the shop or stumble upon some master coins that will make you rich beyond your wildest dreams. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today!

    Updated October 29, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 56 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Break Time Minecraft Server

    Break Time Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server offers a wild and wacky experience like no other! Join us and you’ll have the chance to meet your very own “dommy mommy gf” who is everything you’ve ever dreamed of…except for one small detail. She’s got a futa cock and balls that need to dump her futa semen in you every day. But hey, sacrifice your asshole for happiness, right?

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. Build your dream world, fight off hordes of zombies, and maybe even find a diamond or two along the way.

    So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find true love in the form of a dommy mommy futa girlfriend. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s what Minecraft is all about, right?

    Updated October 29, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 30

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Tony Schiavone Minecraft SMP: “Idiots Or Bots”

    Tony Schiavone Minecraft SMP: “Idiots Or Bots”
    Are you tired of the negativity and tribalism in the Minecraft community? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where we embrace all things chaotic and ridiculous!

    Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wild shenanigans that will keep you on your toes. From building giant statues of chickens to riding pigs into battle, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But beware, we have a strict no negativity policy. If you bring any drama or bad vibes, you’ll be banished to the Nether for eternity (just kidding…maybe).

    So come join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP and let’s create some epic memories together! Who needs the real world when you can have this much fun in a virtual one?

    Updated October 29, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Void Armor Forged: 25

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • What is the IP for LoL Esports Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for LoL Esports Minecraft Server?

    LoL Esports is the professional competitive gaming league for the popular online multiplayer game League of Legends. Founded in 2011 by developer Riot Games, LoL Esports features teams from around the world competing in tournaments and leagues throughout the year. The league has grown to become one of the most popular and highly watched esports competitions, with millions of fans tuning in to watch matches both online and at live events. Teams and players compete for prize money, bragging rights, and the chance to be crowned the best in the world at League of Legends.

    Updated October 29, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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