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Frauds Minecraft SMP Balon D’or Reminder

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have our own version of the Ballon d’Or called the Diamond Sword of Awesomeness! Join us and you could win this prestigious award, even if you’re nowhere near the best player on the server.

Real Madrid may have bought their way to success in the football world, but here in our SMP, we value true skill and creativity. No corruption here, just pure Minecraft fun!

Rival players may not be happy about our server’s success, but that just means we’re doing something right. Come join us and watch as Real Madrid fans seethe with jealousy as our community grows stronger and more epic by the day.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly special. Join our Minecraft SMP today and see what all the hype is about!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Stereotypical Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a stereotypical mediocre person in real life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can get reincarnated into a world of endless possibilities and epic adventures!

Picture this: You spawn in as a potato farmer named Bob, but suddenly you get hit by a lightning bolt and BAM! You’re now a wizard with the power to summon flying pigs to do your bidding. And that’s just the beginning of the craziness on our server.

Join now and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding rainbow unicorns, and building a castle made entirely out of cheese. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

> $70 in checking account Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on easy mode in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP where the currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but cold hard cash! That’s right, we have players with only $70 in their checking account and others with $70k in crypto! Can you survive and thrive in this crazy economy? Join now and see if you have what it takes to be the richest player in the most absurd Minecraft server out there!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

BlazedMC

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Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Crafty Lies Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everything you have ever known is a lie! But don’t worry, it’s a hilarious lie that will have you laughing your blocky pants off.

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, creepers tell knock-knock jokes, and diamonds are actually made of cheese. Yes, you heard that right – CHEESE!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a love for disco dancing. Rumor has it that if you can impress him with your best chicken dance, he’ll grant you three wishes. Just be careful what you wish for – last time someone wished for unlimited diamonds, they ended up with a mountain of diamond-shaped tofu.

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Who knows what other wacky surprises await you in this topsy-turvy world where everything you thought you knew is just a big, hilarious joke.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Back Lads SMP Minecraft

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Get ready to dive into a Minecraft SMP like no other! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that our server is home to the rarest and most majestic pixelated creatures you’ll ever lay your eyes on. From rainbow-colored sheep to flying pigs, you never know what kind of wacky wildlife you’ll encounter on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Don’t worry, though, he’s harmless… most of the time.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that on our server, diamonds rain from the sky every Tuesday. Yes, you heard that right. Diamonds. Rain. From. The. Sky.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest pixelated adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to the Nether filled with dancing zombies and singing skeletons. The possibilities are endless!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

What is the IP for The B3 Minecraft Server?

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The B3 is a talented and dynamic band with a passion for soul, jazz, and funk music. Known for their electrifying live performances and infectious grooves, The B3 has captivated audiences around the world. Comprised of seasoned musicians with a deep appreciation for classic and contemporary sounds, The B3 brings a fresh and innovative approach to their music. With a sound that is both familiar and original, The B3 continues to push the boundaries of traditional genres and create music that is both timeless and relevant.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Villages Defended:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

SCP – Site-86

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Site-86 is a team deathmatch with a twist, consisting of unique teams to play as; Class-D, Chaos Insurgency, Facility Guards, Mobile Task Forces and SCPs. Work with your team and leverage your power further to outwit your opponents.

Inspired by SCP: Secret Laboratory.

Features original soundtrack, progression system, perks (classes) and the ability to play as SCPs such as SCP-173 and SCP-049.

Random map generation coming soon.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Star Shards Collected:	215

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

⚔️ MainMayhem – The best RPG server ⚔️ Minecraft server

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Are you ready to dive into exciting adventures? On our server you will find unique mobs, powerful bosses and a friendly community always ready to help!

?What awaits you?

– Unique bosses and mobs: Fight original opponents that will bring new challenges!

– Unusual equipment: Craft powerful items with unique characteristics and create your own playstyle!

– Exciting quests: Explore the world, completing interesting missions and revealing its mysteries.

– Fair balance without donation: Players have an equal chance of success, without privileges for donors!

– Frequent events: Participate in competitions and events with unique prizes and rewards!

⭐ Why choose MainMayhem?

1. Epic fights! ⚔️

2. Unique equipment! ⛏

3. Friendly community! ❤️

4. Great hosting! ⚡

5. Fun mini-games! ☀️

Become a part of our amazing world! We are waiting for you at MainMayhem.ru!⚜️

(ℹ️) – Information:

(Discord): http://discord.gg/QZ8cuUbY93

(VK): https://vk.com/mayhemminecraft

(⚕) – Auto-donate: https://mainmayhem.easydonate.ru

(IP) – IP: MainMayhem.ru

(♨️) – Version: 1.16.5

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Korean Emoji Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being left out of the emoji game just because you’re not Korean? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome ALL Asians, not just the ones with the cool emojis. Join us and show off your building skills while also proving that emojis are for everyone, not just a select few. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret emoji dungeon hidden somewhere in the server where only the bravest players can find the elusive “🤪” emoji. Will you be the one to discover its location and claim it as your own? Join now and let the emoji madness begin! 🤣🏯🤪

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Holy Grails Found:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Frieren’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you crave a wild and wacky adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a chance to participate in crazy antics like hunting down rare mythical creatures, building insane rollercoasters that defy the laws of physics, and even engaging in some scandalous activities with our resident NPCs Methode and Frieren.

Rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamond blocks and enchanted gear. And who knows, you might even uncover the hidden portal to the Nether where you can challenge the mighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Just remember, anything goes in this crazy world, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

MineCraft Mayhem – Gaming Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft like no other. They will guide you through the world with their wisdom and woolly charm.

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and mysterious creatures. Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself guards the biggest loot of them all.

3. Our server is powered by the tears of griefers, so if you ever feel like causing chaos, just know that your tears will only make us stronger.

4. We have a special potion brewing station where you can create potions that will give you superhuman abilities. Want to fly like a bat or breathe underwater like a fish? We’ve got you covered.

5. The server is protected by a magical forcefield that only allows the purest of heart to enter. Are you brave enough to pass the test?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun).

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Magic Items Found:	6184	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Kamala Crashing Hard Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, it’ll make Kamala Harris look like she’s still running for president! We’ve got drops so intense, you’ll be questioning reality and wondering when the madness will end. And don’t even get me started on our secret Mamala-sisters roping event – it’s the stuff of legends! Join us if you dare, but be prepared for a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	11

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Symbolic Sincerity Minecraft Server

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Tired of dealing with LLMs (Llama-Loving Miscreants) on other servers? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is the only place where you can guarantee you’re not chatting with a sneaky llama in disguise. We’ve got a strict no-llama policy in place to ensure a llama-free gaming experience.

Join us and escape the web of lies that other servers have woven. Our community is filled with genuine players who are just looking to have a good time without any llama-related drama. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. So if you’ve ever wanted to build alongside aquatic creatures, now’s your chance!

Don’t get caught up in the deceitful world of online gaming. Join our server and experience true sincerity in the form of blocky adventures and dolphin-led construction projects. Who needs real-life interactions when you can have a blast with our dolphin overlords in the virtual realm?

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Where Should I Get My Thanksgiving Dinner This Year Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Thanksgiving dinners with your family? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is serving up a feast like no other! Join us for a Thanksgiving extravaganza where you can hunt down turkeys, gather potatoes, and even fish for pumpkin pie!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon has been transformed into a giant turkey boss that drops epic loot when defeated. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden cornucopia filled with rare items and treasures.

So forget about traditional dinners and boring family conversations, come join us for a Thanksgiving celebration that will leave you stuffed with laughter and adventure!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Villages Defended:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2