I Don’t Get 5 Centimeters per Second Minecraft SMP

MexiCrafter Mayor: Headless Succession

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LOL come join dis Minecraft server where da mayor beheads peeps for funsies! It’s like a real-life game of thrones but with blocks and stuff. Plus, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and llamas that spit fireballs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Plasma Saviors: COVID Crafters

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Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we be savin’ lives like nobody’s business! Our convalescent plasma be so OP, it be savin’ between 16,476 and 66,296 lives in the US alone! Join us and be a hero, fightin’ off dem mobs and savin’ da world, one block at a time! Plus, we got diamond armor for days and unlimited enchanted golden apples for all our players. So come on, join da fun and be a part of somethin’ truly epic!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Magic Items Found:	3928
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Love Letters Sent:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Minecraft server: “Blocky Banter Boulevard”

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now for a chance to become a Healer Geist and save the virtual world from pixelated doom! Our Steam page is hotter than a lava pit, so make sure to check it out for all the deets.

But wait, there’s more! Want to report a bug or give feedback? Head over to our forums and let your voice be heard. Our latest patch is so lit, it’ll make your diamond armor jealous.

To get in on the action, just post your Steam profile and ask to be invited. But remember, you gotta accept that friend request faster than you can say “creeper.” And don’t worry, we only accept non-autistic players (just kidding…maybe).

Ready to git gud? Start with the tutorial, test out each hero in sandbox mode, and check out those public item builds. Oh, and don’t forget to play some bot matches for practice.

Looking for more resources? Check out our unofficial wiki for all the insider info. And if you’re a new player, we’ve got a guide that’ll have you mining like a pro in no time. Need help with advanced movement? We’ve got a guide for that too.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and become a legend in the world of Threadlocked! Trust us, it’s more fun than riding a pig off a cliff.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7931
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Lonely Nights Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being bored and lonely during the wee hours of the night? Do you crave some late-night Minecraft shenanigans to keep you entertained? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we build, mine, and prank each other into oblivion. Need someone to chat with at 3am about the meaning of life? We got you covered. Want to team up with fellow insomniacs to take on the Ender Dragon in the middle of the night? We’re all about that!

So if you’re a night owl looking for some laughs and good times, hop on our server and join the madness. Who knows, you might just make some lifelong friends and have some epic stories to tell about that time you built a giant chicken out of diamond blocks. See you in the Minecraft twilight zone!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

OpportunityCraft: Just Mine it!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding giant chickens into battle against hordes of evil llamas. Build your own floating castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored cheese blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes to those who find it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Bacon Bandits, a group of mischievous pigs who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or stand against their porky tyranny?

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Remember, fortune favors the bold (and the slightly insane).

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Crops Grown:	2470	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

One Direction Sound Waves

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Yo, yo, yo! Ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the sound waves only travel in ONE direction? That’s right, no more annoying noises coming from all directions, just straight-up vibes in one direction only.

Join our server and experience the mind-blowing sensation of sound waves that actually follow the rules of physics. It’s like being in a crazy science experiment, but with blocks and creepers.

Plus, rumor has it that if you listen closely, you can hear the sound of diamonds calling your name. That’s right, diamonds that actually talk to you. Who needs friends when you have talking diamonds, am I right?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for a wild ride, because once you enter, there’s no turning back. Let the sound waves guide you to victory, or something like that. Just join already, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	269	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

🔥 BESTIX 🔥 Survival, Variety PVP 🔥 Minecraft server

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The owner of the “BESTIX Survival Diversity PVP” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	8725	Astral Projections Made:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Farms Harvested:	474

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

“Mother In Law” Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with pesky mother-in-laws in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can escape the drama and build your dream world without any interfering in-laws! Join now and say goodbye to unwanted family members ruining your fun!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a wild Madison appears and starts lecturing you about your life choices. Not on our server! Here, you can mine in peace without any judgmental mother-in-laws breathing down your neck.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can battle evil mother-in-laws in epic boss fights. Defeat them and claim their diamond-studded crowns as trophies for your victory!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to mother-in-law drama forever!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

AEW Minecraft SMP Fan Girlfriend

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So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, building your epic base on our Minecraft SMP, when suddenly you hear a voice in the distance. You turn around and see a player dressed head-to-toe in WWE merch, chanting “John Cena” at the top of their lungs. But don’t worry, they’re not here to start a wrestling war – they’re just here to spread the love of all things sports entertainment!

Join our server and experience the ultimate showdown between AEW and WWE fans. Will you build a wrestling ring to settle your differences? Or will you team up with players from both sides to create the most epic wrestling show Minecraft has ever seen? The possibilities are endless!

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground wrestling arena hidden somewhere on the server, where players can battle it out in epic wrestling matches for the ultimate bragging rights. So come on, join us and show your love for all things wrestling – no matter which side you’re on!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

StepDaughterNoWillInheritance

alienation, cousins, estate distribution, Estate Planning, Fairness, family assets, family dynamics, family relationships, favoritism, Financial Planning, future planning, generational wealth, grandchildren, Inheritance, net worth, parents, Siblings, step-parenting, STEPDAUGHTER, StepDaughterNoWillInheritance, Will

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to navigate through the estate planning maze, just like this 35-year-old mom trying to figure out who gets what. Will you be the executor of the server? Will you make sure everyone gets a fair share of virtual assets?

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Minecraft with 17-year-old twins and an 18-year-old stepdaughter who will keep you on your toes. Will you be the AH for not including everyone in the loot? Or will you be the hero who looks out for all the virtual kids and grandkids?

Join now for a chance to experience the drama, the wealth, and the questionable decisions that come with being part of this crazy Minecraft family. Who knows, you might even get a new car out of it (virtual, of course)! Don’t be an AH, join our server today!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Animals Bred:	51	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

EndOfYearGoals Minecraft SMP

Achievements, aspirations, Challenges, determination, dreams, EndOfYearGoals, Focus, fulfillment, goals, Happiness, Milestones, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, Planning, positivity, progress, Reflection, resolutions, self improvement, smp, success

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of cake, or hunt down the elusive Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a watermelon helmet! Trust us, you’ll never be bored on our server – unless you count the time we accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie chickens on the entire village. But hey, that’s just all part of the fun, right? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some Minecraft memories that will leave you questioning your sanity!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Zombie Dances:	0
Enchantments Applied:	165	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Animals Bred:	60

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CreepyCrafters

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone acts all normal and stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there!

Join us and embrace your inner creepiness as we celebrate all the bizarre and wacky behavior that most people would find creepy. From building giant statues of creepy clowns to creating secret underground lairs filled with spooky surprises, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a weekly “Creepy Costume Contest” where players can show off their most disturbing and unsettling outfits for a chance to win fabulous prizes. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

So if you’re ready to let your freak flag fly and join a community of fellow weirdos, then come on down to our server and get ready for some seriously creepy fun! Just remember, the creepier, the better!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CatastrophicCraft

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so, u ever heard of a minecraft server that got attacked by hackers? well, this server is so epic that even hackers wanna mess with it! they tried to take it down but failed cuz this server is like a fortress of awesomeness. join now and be part of the chaos, fight off hackers, and build the most epic creations ever seen in minecraft history. plus, rumor has it that if u join, u might even get superpowers in the game. so what are u waiting for? come join the madness and be a part of something legendary!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	425	Void Gems Collected:	21
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Vinland Adventure: Now with 110% more modded madness! Join us on the new server!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Category	Mods
Technical	Create, Mekanism, AE2
Exploration	Twilight Forest, Alex’s Mobs, Awesome Dungeons
Factory	Blood Magic, Productive Bees, Simply Swords

Join the Discord server for more information: https://discord.gg/wHPh996h6X

FAQs

Q: How can I join the Minecraft server?

A: You can join by connecting to the server IP address provided.

Q: What mods are included in this server?

A: Some of the main mods are listed in the table above, including Create, Mekanism, Twilight Forest, and more.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Please refer to the server’s Discord channel or website for the rules and guidelines.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Adults Hopeful Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone acts like a mature adult? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace our inner teens in a romcom! Join us for some hilarious antics and chaotic fun as we build, mine, and explore like there’s no tomorrow. Who needs maturity when you can have a blast like this? So come on, join us and let your inner teen shine!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12