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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of highly trained dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their expert knowledge and skills. Plus, who wouldn’t want to play on a server run by dolphins?

– We have a secret underground base filled with all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond pickaxe? We’ve got you covered. Need some enchanted armor? We’ve got that too. Just be careful of the lava traps and zombie pigmen guards!

– Our server is haunted by the ghost of a former player who was cursed to roam the virtual world forever. Some say they can still hear his ghostly whispers in the darkness, guiding players to hidden treasures and secret passages. Join our server and see if you can communicate with the ghostly presence!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, craziest, and most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the game. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you anger the dolphin overlords, that is).

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Ores Mined:	8420	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	23

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65	Star Shards Collected:	171
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Crops Grown:	2636
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7646	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Enchantments Applied:	212

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
New Chunks Explored:	911891	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	2037	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	344
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	21
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Emeralds Found:	1291	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Emeralds Found:	8002
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Zombie Dances:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Void Armor Forged:	17

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Crops Grown:	2866	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.