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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of highly trained dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their expert knowledge and skills. Plus, who wouldn’t want to play on a server run by dolphins?

– We have a secret underground base filled with all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond pickaxe? We’ve got you covered. Need some enchanted armor? We’ve got that too. Just be careful of the lava traps and zombie pigmen guards!

– Our server is haunted by the ghost of a former player who was cursed to roam the virtual world forever. Some say they can still hear his ghostly whispers in the darkness, guiding players to hidden treasures and secret passages. Join our server and see if you can communicate with the ghostly presence!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, craziest, and most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the game. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you anger the dolphin overlords, that is).

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Emeralds Found:	6707	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Endless Night Skies:	4
Crops Grown:	5560	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	New Chunks Explored:	995565
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Emeralds Found:	9370	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Towns Built:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6136
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Crops Grown:	9694
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2612
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Star Shards Collected:	281
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	6630	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Crops Grown:	6643	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	417	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Potions Brewed:	197

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Runes Activated:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Emeralds Found:	9940
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.