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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of highly trained dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their expert knowledge and skills. Plus, who wouldn’t want to play on a server run by dolphins?

– We have a secret underground base filled with all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond pickaxe? We’ve got you covered. Need some enchanted armor? We’ve got that too. Just be careful of the lava traps and zombie pigmen guards!

– Our server is haunted by the ghost of a former player who was cursed to roam the virtual world forever. Some say they can still hear his ghostly whispers in the darkness, guiding players to hidden treasures and secret passages. Join our server and see if you can communicate with the ghostly presence!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, craziest, and most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the game. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you anger the dolphin overlords, that is).

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	New Chunks Explored:	282154
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	4815
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Animals Bred:	31
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Magic Items Found:	1454	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Love Letters Sent:	14
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Volcanoes Explored:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	250	Crops Grown:	9722
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Divine Spears Created:	14
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	271
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Love Letters Sent:	18	Star Shards Collected:	254
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mines Excavated:	4429

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	178

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!