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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of highly trained dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their expert knowledge and skills. Plus, who wouldn’t want to play on a server run by dolphins?

– We have a secret underground base filled with all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond pickaxe? We’ve got you covered. Need some enchanted armor? We’ve got that too. Just be careful of the lava traps and zombie pigmen guards!

– Our server is haunted by the ghost of a former player who was cursed to roam the virtual world forever. Some say they can still hear his ghostly whispers in the darkness, guiding players to hidden treasures and secret passages. Join our server and see if you can communicate with the ghostly presence!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, craziest, and most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the game. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you anger the dolphin overlords, that is).

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Void Armor Forged:	27	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Animals Bred:	23	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Mines Excavated:	2107	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	287

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Mines Excavated:	4966	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Villages Defended:	17
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	3391
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	577181	Gods Slained:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Zombie Dances:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Zombie Dances:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Chimeras Created:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Potions Brewed:	171
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8516
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.