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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of highly trained dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their expert knowledge and skills. Plus, who wouldn’t want to play on a server run by dolphins?

– We have a secret underground base filled with all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond pickaxe? We’ve got you covered. Need some enchanted armor? We’ve got that too. Just be careful of the lava traps and zombie pigmen guards!

– Our server is haunted by the ghost of a former player who was cursed to roam the virtual world forever. Some say they can still hear his ghostly whispers in the darkness, guiding players to hidden treasures and secret passages. Join our server and see if you can communicate with the ghostly presence!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, craziest, and most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the game. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you anger the dolphin overlords, that is).

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Ores Mined:	7684	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Buildings Constructed:	20	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	6216
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Crops Grown:	5446	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Buildings Constructed:	27	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Chimeras Created:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Villages Defended:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Towns Built:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Magic Items Found:	5376
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1500
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Animals Bred:	173

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Star Shards Collected:	223
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Holy Grails Found:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Emeralds Found:	770
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	192

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Crops Grown:	4673	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!