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– Our server is run by a group of highly trained dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their expert knowledge and skills. Plus, who wouldn’t want to play on a server run by dolphins?

– We have a secret underground base filled with all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond pickaxe? We’ve got you covered. Need some enchanted armor? We’ve got that too. Just be careful of the lava traps and zombie pigmen guards!

– Our server is haunted by the ghost of a former player who was cursed to roam the virtual world forever. Some say they can still hear his ghostly whispers in the darkness, guiding players to hidden treasures and secret passages. Join our server and see if you can communicate with the ghostly presence!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, craziest, and most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the game. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you anger the dolphin overlords, that is).

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	3597	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8364

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Magic Items Found:	4798
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	15

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Endless Night Skies:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	1848
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
New Chunks Explored:	334728	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156
Endless Night Skies:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Void Gems Collected:	20
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4392

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	720	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	7860	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	178
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Dimension Hops:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Ores Mined:	1553	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Void Armor Forged:	27	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Emeralds Found:	9866
Astral Projections Made:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2979
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Towns Built:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	14

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.