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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of highly trained dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their expert knowledge and skills. Plus, who wouldn’t want to play on a server run by dolphins?

– We have a secret underground base filled with all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond pickaxe? We’ve got you covered. Need some enchanted armor? We’ve got that too. Just be careful of the lava traps and zombie pigmen guards!

– Our server is haunted by the ghost of a former player who was cursed to roam the virtual world forever. Some say they can still hear his ghostly whispers in the darkness, guiding players to hidden treasures and secret passages. Join our server and see if you can communicate with the ghostly presence!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, craziest, and most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the game. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you anger the dolphin overlords, that is).

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Magical Moments Shared:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	155	Runes Activated:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Zombie Dances:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	394	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Animals Bred:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	463

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

MOOCRAFT

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

– – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Peaceful Vanilla Club

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Villages Defended:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

LavaCube

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

LavaCube is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, LavaCube allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – ECO-SMP – BoxPvP – SkyPvP – PracticePvP – PrisonMineJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: lavacube.xyz

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Love Letters Sent:	20
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Dragon Eggs Found:	9795
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

ParadiseMC

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Mines Excavated:	1590	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6427
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Noob-Friendly

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Noob-friendly is a semi-vanilla survival server with a few quality of life add-ons including claims and teleportation.We are a fairly small but awesome community. Come and check us out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

SuperSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

welcome to SuperSMP the friendlys SMP in the world! join today on java and bedrock. join now and begin your adventure!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ores Mined:	6397	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).