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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of highly trained dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their expert knowledge and skills. Plus, who wouldn’t want to play on a server run by dolphins?

– We have a secret underground base filled with all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond pickaxe? We’ve got you covered. Need some enchanted armor? We’ve got that too. Just be careful of the lava traps and zombie pigmen guards!

– Our server is haunted by the ghost of a former player who was cursed to roam the virtual world forever. Some say they can still hear his ghostly whispers in the darkness, guiding players to hidden treasures and secret passages. Join our server and see if you can communicate with the ghostly presence!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, craziest, and most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the game. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you anger the dolphin overlords, that is).

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Crops Grown:	3859
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Towns Built:	10
Gods Slained:	2	Buildings Constructed:	50
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	4260	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Star Shards Collected:	90	Gods Slained:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mines Excavated:	1127
Alien Abductions:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Star Shards Collected:	242
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Emeralds Found:	8042
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	250
Crops Grown:	6463	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
New Chunks Explored:	558205	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Ores Mined:	7463
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Towns Built:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Alien Abductions:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	488	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Buildings Constructed:	46
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!