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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of highly trained dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their expert knowledge and skills. Plus, who wouldn’t want to play on a server run by dolphins?

– We have a secret underground base filled with all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond pickaxe? We’ve got you covered. Need some enchanted armor? We’ve got that too. Just be careful of the lava traps and zombie pigmen guards!

– Our server is haunted by the ghost of a former player who was cursed to roam the virtual world forever. Some say they can still hear his ghostly whispers in the darkness, guiding players to hidden treasures and secret passages. Join our server and see if you can communicate with the ghostly presence!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, craziest, and most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the game. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you anger the dolphin overlords, that is).

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Animals Bred:	130
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Crops Grown:	7826

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	125	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Dragon Scales Harvested:	161	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9763	Meteorites Collected:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Buildings Constructed:	47	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Secret Passages Found:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Love Letters Sent:	17
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	207	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Meteorites Collected:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Love Letters Sent:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Alien Abductions:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magic Items Found:	5638
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Love Letters Sent:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	New Chunks Explored:	356895
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!