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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of highly trained dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their expert knowledge and skills. Plus, who wouldn’t want to play on a server run by dolphins?

– We have a secret underground base filled with all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond pickaxe? We’ve got you covered. Need some enchanted armor? We’ve got that too. Just be careful of the lava traps and zombie pigmen guards!

– Our server is haunted by the ghost of a former player who was cursed to roam the virtual world forever. Some say they can still hear his ghostly whispers in the darkness, guiding players to hidden treasures and secret passages. Join our server and see if you can communicate with the ghostly presence!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, craziest, and most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the game. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you anger the dolphin overlords, that is).

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Divine Spears Created:	27
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	New Chunks Explored:	583712
Gods Slained:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Potions Brewed:	120
Void Armor Forged:	25	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	1483
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

MOOCRAFT

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

– – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Enchantments Applied:	65
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Peaceful Vanilla Club

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

LavaCube

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

LavaCube is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, LavaCube allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – ECO-SMP – BoxPvP – SkyPvP – PracticePvP – PrisonMineJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: lavacube.xyz

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8593	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

ParadiseMC

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Noob-Friendly

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Noob-friendly is a semi-vanilla survival server with a few quality of life add-ons including claims and teleportation.We are a fairly small but awesome community. Come and check us out!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1863	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

SuperSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

welcome to SuperSMP the friendlys SMP in the world! join today on java and bedrock. join now and begin your adventure!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6983	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Animals Bred:	101	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

1MoreBlock.com

Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE

We have run our community since 2011, making us more than a decade-old family-friendly survival server, for all people who love Minecraft and want to hang out with incredible players from many countries. On 1MoreBlock.com we play fair, avoid grief and don’t cheat. We love survival, building, playing games, and leveling Jobs and mcMMO stats. The main worlds never get deleted or reset! Toxic, bad-mouthed, and cheating players are not welcome. Join us today and enjoy the fun!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

VoidSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

The VoidSMP is a 1.20.4 crossplay survival server! Season 4 has been released with countless new features such as quests, a brand-new server spawn, seasonal crates, bounties, player skills, and so much more!NOTE: When connecting with Bedrock, use port 25565.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Iruvatar Network

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We are a vanilla Java Edition and Bedrock Edition survival server and you will play without lag thanks to the power of our servers. Our community is very friendly and we look forward to having you join it.Port for Bedrock: 19132

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.