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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of highly trained dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their expert knowledge and skills. Plus, who wouldn’t want to play on a server run by dolphins?

– We have a secret underground base filled with all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond pickaxe? We’ve got you covered. Need some enchanted armor? We’ve got that too. Just be careful of the lava traps and zombie pigmen guards!

– Our server is haunted by the ghost of a former player who was cursed to roam the virtual world forever. Some say they can still hear his ghostly whispers in the darkness, guiding players to hidden treasures and secret passages. Join our server and see if you can communicate with the ghostly presence!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, craziest, and most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the game. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you anger the dolphin overlords, that is).

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

LavaCube

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

LavaCube is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, LavaCube allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – ECO-SMP – BoxPvP – SkyPvP – PracticePvP – PrisonMineJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: lavacube.xyz

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Towns Built:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

ParadiseMC

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1885	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Potions Brewed:	110

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Noob-Friendly

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Noob-friendly is a semi-vanilla survival server with a few quality of life add-ons including claims and teleportation.We are a fairly small but awesome community. Come and check us out!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	77

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

SuperSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

welcome to SuperSMP the friendlys SMP in the world! join today on java and bedrock. join now and begin your adventure!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

1MoreBlock.com

Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE

We have run our community since 2011, making us more than a decade-old family-friendly survival server, for all people who love Minecraft and want to hang out with incredible players from many countries. On 1MoreBlock.com we play fair, avoid grief and don’t cheat. We love survival, building, playing games, and leveling Jobs and mcMMO stats. The main worlds never get deleted or reset! Toxic, bad-mouthed, and cheating players are not welcome. Join us today and enjoy the fun!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Magic Items Found:	5345
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

VoidSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

The VoidSMP is a 1.20.4 crossplay survival server! Season 4 has been released with countless new features such as quests, a brand-new server spawn, seasonal crates, bounties, player skills, and so much more!NOTE: When connecting with Bedrock, use port 25565.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Dragon Eggs Found:	590	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Iruvatar Network

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We are a vanilla Java Edition and Bedrock Edition survival server and you will play without lag thanks to the power of our servers. Our community is very friendly and we look forward to having you join it.Port for Bedrock: 19132

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Minebits

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Roleplay

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	453	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	49
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

LuckyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival

Discover LuckyCraft, the most friendly and fun Minecraft survival server in Dutch, running on version 1.20. In our dynamic survival world where the possibilities are endless, an unparalleled Minecraft experience awaits you. In LuckyCraft we ensure that the game never stands still through our unique and innovative mob-rank system. As you play, you’ll earn more and more rewards and benefits, making LuckyCraft the perfect choice for players who are constantly looking for challenge and progression in their Minecraft experience. With a friendly community of like-minded Dutch-speaking players, LuckyCraft is more than just a survival server. It’s a place to discover, grow and enjoy the fantastic world of Minecraft. Join LuckyCraft, the leading 1.20 Minecraft survival server, today and start your adventure in the most friendly and fun environment!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Magic Items Found:	2934	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CraftMC.pro

Bedwars, Creative, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

◈ ᴄʀᴀғᴛᴍᴄ.ᴘʀᴏWe invite you to this community dedicated to Minecraft enthusiasts. We focus on creating a friendly and fun environment for players of all ages and experience levels.With an experienced and competent team in managing this type of servers, we dedicate our resources and time to create special events to offer unique and exciting experiences to our players.–

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	9807	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Pandamium is a Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server which will always update to the latest snapshot with experimental features.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.Pandamium also uses a datapack to offer custom features like homes, tpa and voting rewards.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Runes Activated:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Smithereens Reboot

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This cherished server is making a comeback! Tired of complicated mods and resource packs? Smithereens provides the vanilla experience along with an economy system and player-run shops. Join us and immerse yourself in the pure, nostalgic world of Minecraft.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Runes Activated:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Star Shards Collected:	114	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

VentureBlock MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Venture Block MC 1.20.1 Sanctuary Survival server based economy, quests, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Escape Survival player based economy, quests, player shops, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Creative Test World to test all your build ideas before building in survival, create schematics, maps and more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

OceaniaCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

OceaniaCraft offers players a unique survival/economy experience with a massive list of non pay-to-win ranks to earn through gameplay!We have a very unique selection of custom made plugins that aim to maintain most vanilla aspects of the game while still introducing an economy aspect with the focus on gaining ranks through in-game currency and gameplay.Our player base is super friendly and our dedicated staff team volunteer around the clock to ensure that your experience is as enjoyable as possible. We hope to see you around!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Dimension Hops:	15
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	453
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Alien Abductions:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.