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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of highly trained dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their expert knowledge and skills. Plus, who wouldn’t want to play on a server run by dolphins?

– We have a secret underground base filled with all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond pickaxe? We’ve got you covered. Need some enchanted armor? We’ve got that too. Just be careful of the lava traps and zombie pigmen guards!

– Our server is haunted by the ghost of a former player who was cursed to roam the virtual world forever. Some say they can still hear his ghostly whispers in the darkness, guiding players to hidden treasures and secret passages. Join our server and see if you can communicate with the ghostly presence!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, craziest, and most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the game. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you anger the dolphin overlords, that is).

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	86147	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Void Armor Forged:	29	Animals Bred:	70
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

BroKits

Cross-Play, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

BroKits – When you die you receive a Random Kit and can jump right into the arena to fight progress and become the best! (1.13 and all versions above (could be problems with 1.19.3/1.19.2))

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	136	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Void Gems Collected:	29	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Life Steal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Life Steal SMP: A Minecraft Adventure for Java and Bedrock Players Playable on Java and Bedrock Supports Minecraft Versions 1.16.X to 1.20.XFeatures: – Weekly Tournaments with cash prizes – Custom Duels (Unranked and Ranked) with multiple kits – Anti Pay-to-Win store ranks – Real Money Rewards for Seasonal stats – Custom-Balanced in-game shop – 20 Heart Maximum, 7-day death bansExperience thrilling adventures with friends in a lag-free environment. Join Life Steal SMP for an unforgettable Minecraft journey!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4333	Dimension Hops:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Vanilla Tyme

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	162	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Falling into the Void:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Emeralds Found:	7616	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	3396
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CrownMC Survival

Survival

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Crops Grown:	5947	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Love Letters Sent:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8601
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	9394	Dragon Eggs Found:	8709
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	New Chunks Explored:	322408
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Animals Bred:	181	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.