I Am Unironically Seriously Contemplating Spending My Money On Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of highly trained dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their expert knowledge and skills. Plus, who wouldn’t want to play on a server run by dolphins?

– We have a secret underground base filled with all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond pickaxe? We’ve got you covered. Need some enchanted armor? We’ve got that too. Just be careful of the lava traps and zombie pigmen guards!

– Our server is haunted by the ghost of a former player who was cursed to roam the virtual world forever. Some say they can still hear his ghostly whispers in the darkness, guiding players to hidden treasures and secret passages. Join our server and see if you can communicate with the ghostly presence!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, craziest, and most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the game. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you anger the dolphin overlords, that is).

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Thiefmc

Economy, Faction Survival, Factions, Farming, Silkspawners

ThiefMC is a 1.19 Semi-Competitive Factions server that introduces a competitive players to casual players where everyone has an equal chance at being Faction Top!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CactusCraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Our server has a great community and we are looking for more active players to make it even better. We have survival and factions with lots of plugin to make the game more fun and to add more things to explore in a nearly zero lag environment. We would love to see you online!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Emeralds Found:	5842
Gods Slained:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

BigGulp

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Multiplayer survival just for fun. We all kinda live far away from spawn Please no stealing, Greifing, lag machines or just bothering other people.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Nuclearmc

Arena Pvp, Balanced Economy, Discord, Economy, Events, Kit PvP, Kitbattle, No Lag, Pvpraiding

NuclearMC is a fun Crystal Based PVP shop-dupe server we are a recently released server and already have an active player-base of 10 – 30 players during our peak times. Our servers up time is very high meaning that you can enjoy the server whatever time of day or where-ever you are in the world. There is plenty of room to make new friends and improve your crystal skills in general. We are hosted in Coventry in the United Kingdom which is perfect if you are an EU player. We operate a non pay to win server as we believe it is immoral to do so. We are releasing a survival gamemode soon so if this looks like something you would like to be a part of then make sure to join using the ip: play.nuclearmc.xyz

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Surgecast

Skyblock, Survival

Surgecast is a brand new Survival and Skyblock experience, now in 1.15.2. Play Skyblock on the latest version of Minecraft and socialise with all of your friends for endless hours of fun. Lobby credit: DoomGarry

Survival mode gives you the ability to plot your own piece of land and develop your kingdom. Show to your friends and take part in an endless community for hours of fun

Skyblock puts your survival skills to the test, you are given your own island with a starter kit enabling you to expand and grow your industry!

Join the discord and become a part of this community. What are you waiting for?

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Colonial Craft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

We are a roleplay survival server set on a brand new North America map. The server is set in 1740 starting with the player arriving on the East Coast around the Boston area. This server is set in hard mode, so it may be safer to stay together with others. There are many different plugins on this server that allow us to create as authentic of a server as possible. The furniture plugin, brewery, gates, crops, etc. Each of these add a unique feature that improves game play for all members. We are a very active community with a discord. With a very realistic map with accurate resource placement, this server can be a building block to any life you can imagine.

To play please fill out an application on our website! https://colonialcraftmc.enjin.com/

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Sphere of thoughts

Server IP: SphereOfThoughts.aternos.me:49506

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Mythical Quests Completed:	37

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

MCMinemon

Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

Join for an amazing minigame experience, while playing many different gamemodes! For example: Survival, Creative, Skyblock (BETA), Bedwars, Hungergames, Minepvp, Parkour, Duels, Battleworld Kitpvp & more to come!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	35	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

AtlasCraft.xyz

Economy, Factions

We currently are made up of Veteran players from Geocraft. All of which are eager to come start on the fresh 1.15.2 1:1000 scale map. We invite you to come join our new world and help us grow! Our server plans to have bi-weekly in-game contests in which the winner/winners can win in-game items (ex: 2 spawners) We are always open to suggestions and care what our player base wants. Join our discord server for more updates and meet our fellow veteran players!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Potions Brewed:	72
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Quacitymc

Balanced Economy, Fake Minetopia, Minetopia, Real Life, Roleplay, Vehicles

QuaCity is a Minecraft RP server where you decide what you do and which story you create. Whether you go legally or illegally, every choice you make determines your adventure. Start your own business, compete with other players, or work together to achieve bigger goals. The QuaCity community is ready to help you and experience adventures with you. Discover what QuaCity has in store for you and determine your own future in this dynamic and interactive world!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Th Hook

PvE

-=[The Hook]=-

Come join us on the Hook TODAY! We are a PVE Economy 1.15.2 server, with plots coming soon. Our Minecraft server also has a Discord as well, which also includes an active staff team!

We have all the plugins you need like: -Towny -GUIShop – LUCK -Essentials

and much much more!!!

So what are you waiting for?! Join us on the Hook!!!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Kuusacraft

Creative, KitPvP, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Survival | KitPVP | Creative | 1.15.2 + Roleplay on Survival

We are new server who is looking for Staff. We will have new gamemodes to play soon! Bedwars, skywars and Anarchy Survival! Join today! We are multi-language community!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	500	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Earthnet x dinoverse

Arcade, OneBlock

**↪ Survival Feature**– Claim Land– Unique Daily Reward (Based on Ranks) ( Coming soon )– RPG System ( Coming soon )– Dungeon (Coming soon)– Crates– Shop– PlayerWarp– ChestShop– PlayerKit– AND MORE..

Server Gamemode:– Survival– OneBlock (Coming Soon)– Skyblock– MurderMystery– Arcade– Bedwars– ETC

Discord: https://discord.gg/mQ9qWA3ZkMIP Server: play.dinoverse.ml / play.earth-net.techVersion: 1.8.9 – 1.19.4MCPE Not Available

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Sidonia

Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Vanilla survival world for you and your friends to play on. Free to play no pay to win.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Meltdownminecraft

Friendly, Multiplayer Survival, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Small

Server IP: Play.meltdownminecraft.net

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!