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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of highly trained dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their expert knowledge and skills. Plus, who wouldn’t want to play on a server run by dolphins?

– We have a secret underground base filled with all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond pickaxe? We’ve got you covered. Need some enchanted armor? We’ve got that too. Just be careful of the lava traps and zombie pigmen guards!

– Our server is haunted by the ghost of a former player who was cursed to roam the virtual world forever. Some say they can still hear his ghostly whispers in the darkness, guiding players to hidden treasures and secret passages. Join our server and see if you can communicate with the ghostly presence!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, craziest, and most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the game. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you anger the dolphin overlords, that is).

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Falling into the Void:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Blade SMP

Anarchy, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

A fun SMP, PVP, and Semi-Anarcy (no cheats) server, to have fun.Its a semi-vanilla server with few plugins. it has ranks.there is no anti grief for players, so hide you’re base well.how am I supposed to fill this description with 100 chars for a vanilla server, cmon

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Buildings Constructed:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Players Killed by Monsters:	8434	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

HermitVeterans

PvE, Survival

What is Hermit Veterans About? We are a public community-based PurPur survival server with a welcoming playerbase. You can decide to live alone, join a group or create one of your own. It’s up to you how you play; you are sure to find your niche here.We have upgraded to 1.18, but we have not reset the map. Instead, builds have been retained and any unused chunks were reset, bringing new generation to 80% of the world. Caves below y=0 can also be found anywhere throughout the world, in new and old chunks. What Plugins do we use? Here’s a brief overview of some of the main ones: -Grief Prevention: To keep your builds safe! -Population Density: To provide the world with “regions” for players to own, as well as a means of teleportation. -SignShops: A simple way of selling goods via signs without you being there to make the trade. -ViaVersion and ViaBackwards: These plugins allow players to join while running Minecraft versions 1.12+. What are “regions” and “region poles”? Regions, as stated above, are a part of the population density plugin and are 400×400 block areas that players can own! Region poles are situated in the center of the region. They allow you to travel quickly across the map to visit other regions. Region poles consist of a stone brick platform with a glowstone pole at the center. Region poles give you the opportunity to explore the builds made by others with ease. We have a website at: HermitVeterans.com as well as a Discord server at: HermitVeterans.com/discord where you can chat with players both off and on the server and familiarize yourself with the playerbase and the server. Please note that you will need to join the Minecraft server first before you are able to verify your account on the website or on the discord server.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Star Shards Collected:	226
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Runes Activated:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Helix

Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Here at Helix we’re truly diverse, playing host to players from many walks of life. We reach people from Hawaii all the way to Singapore, cultivating a server with energy that allows players to play the game however they like! As such, our server is fueled with creativity that gives rise to remarkable builds. The soaring Helix towers overlook spawn’s stores,which aren’t far away from the space rocket marvel that was constructed in just a day. Other features are there to be found.This spurs on members who are committed to grouped projects that allow us to expand beyond the traditional boundaries of survival servers. One of these projects is our Crystal Racing circuit, and it’s these sorts of builds that allow us to accomplish other ventures. Every other weekend, we use these builds to host events and minigames within the server. Many of our members will log in and we’ll play a game of Mafia, Parkour or Capture the Flag.We’re proud of the community that we’ve cultivated on the server, and now we’re looking for some of you to be a part of that! If you’re looking for vanilla Minecraft experience, though, do not fear! The plugins we run mean we do not stray at all far away from vanilla Minecraft.We do have a 18+ age stipulation, as we’re looking to strengthen our community. We’ll never punish players for inactivity, just as long as you’re still interested in remaining whitelisted. Events are a server-wide occasion, and so we encourage our members to come out if they can.As we watch your applications come in, we’re naturally delighted with how many people seek to join and are excited to see our new recruits!To apply, join our discord.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Star Shards Collected:	185
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

FOX SMP

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

A Brand New Minecraft Server . Friendely enviornment , land claims, , keepInventory , Bedwars , Skyblock , kitPvP , MiniGames, etc.CUSTOM RANKS , EXTRA CREADITS , DAILY REWARDS , CUSTOM JOBS , CUSTOM SHOPS, Crazy Enchantments, etc

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Towns Built:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

OzarkCraft

Vanilla

Are you frustrated with putting time in building on an SMP only to have your work wiped out in the name of “Seasons”? Are you finding the constant nagging of Pay to Win robbing you the joy of just placing some blocks or making new friends? Do you even remember what Vanilla tastes like anymore with the ever growing list of game altering mods?Look no further!We at OzarkCraft feel your pain and have created a server experience that not only will bring you back to that “Feels Like Home” vibe but also follows updates without resetting and keeps the new blocks and biomes within your grasp!Apart from a couple of quality of life improvements like coordinate hud, armor stands and single player sleep, you can settle down here and build yourself a home that will be around for a long time.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Kanda Kraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to Kanda Kraft! [1.19.3]Welcome to the world of Kanda. In this fantastical, medieval world, human-like seals and humans coexist together… well not completely together. Complete quests and uncover the secrets of the Seal Kingdom!We are a survival server for players seeking a brand new environment for survival building! A small community and new beginnings! Features: -Survival- close to normal vanilla play -towny-Greif prevention claims, set-homes,-Random Teleport-economy!-many great buildings for various fantasy/medieval roleplaying!-voting ranks for those who decide to stick around!-many buildings yet to come- more cities, more locations!-Also… who doesn’t love seals! 🙂

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	898916	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Love Letters Sent:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

MC Adventures

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, Skyblock, Survival

Mc-Adventures! Welcome to a small and welcoming network, with a whole bunch of different gamemodes and minigames to choose from. Friendly and interactive staff available available almost 24/7 on the server or in the Discord : https://discord.gg/tGGXQpbKCT We are looking to expand the network and are warmly taking feedbacks either good or bad. Suggestion and ticket system in the discord. Hope to see some of you come on by for a small peek and maybe you like it:O The servers this network includes: – [SMP] Survival server with the old nether – [McMMO] Survival server with mcmmo gamestyle and jobs. This is using the newest “minecraft” – [Skyblock] Build your own island up in the sky with just a few starting materials. We have two different skyblocks: normal skyblock and oneblock (you start with 1 block) – [Bloodmoon] Survival server with the old nether. But every 4th night there is a bloodmon making hostile mob much stronger and have the chance to drop nice loot – [Pixelmon] As we all know the “pixelmon” You gotta catch em all! [Forge 1.12.2 and the pixelmon mon required]

– [Minigames] A bunch of minigames to choose from: Bedwars, Hunger Games, Hide And Seek and much more! – [Creative] Build your creations in creative mode. Can you outbuild any of the current builds? Server ip is “play.mc-adventures.com” Website “mc-adventures.com”

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Potions Brewed:	33	Players Killed by Monsters:	7012

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

LoverCraft Network

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

This server is Loverfella’s Minecraft server. 1.19.2 Survival! Daily Updates Daily events with YouTubers! Even LoverFella himself!Expect anything from Daily events ran by admins to event held by Loverfella himself for videos on his youtube channel.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Crops Grown:	4247
Zombie Dances:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Hyskies Network

Skyblock

Hyskies is a Minecraft server that was launched back in 2019. We have years of experience hosting fun, popular, and unique servers! Join us today to see what we have to offer!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	281	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Alien Abductions:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

The Fahr Realm

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

Thank you for taking the time to read this. In July of 2016 I set up this server for my friends and I so we could have fun together. We have Towny for land protection, Mcmmo for an RPG-like feel , Infernal mobs with loot for a real challenge. Vehicles like planes and cars. Guns and explosives for extended combat along with many many custom enchantments for you to enjoy. There are no pay to win elements either, so everyone is on the same playing field.When you first join, you will spawn in a white room, our rules are there. Then in the next room you will meet two villagers, these villagers will help you make your starter kit. Unlike other servers – you get a choice in what you get for your starter gear! The last room has additional information for you before you depart to the wilderness. Be careful out there and make sure to take a bed with you as we have a sleep voting system to skip the nightI really hope you can come online and enjoy what I’ve worked so hard on 🙂 -Vk

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

PlanetBrunei

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

Hey guys! Make sure to check PlanetBn Server out! IP: mc.planetbn.com Web: www.planetbn.com Lag Free 24/7 Online CRACKED SERVER!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Farms Harvested:	117	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Disorbs Skyblock

MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock

Welcome to Disorbs, an awesome Server with amazing people! Here you can bring your friends or make new ones and begin your new journey or, if you would rather, by yourself. Come and join the server today to have fun!Features: 1.18+ Skyblock Free /Fly Ore-Gen mcMMO Custom Enchants (Engrams) Spawners Server Crates and More…

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Void Armor Forged:	16
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Cavetale

Economy, PvE, Raiding, Survival

Who are we? We are a Minecraft community invested in exploring new gameplay ideas to be integrated with vanilla Minecraft. On Cavetale, you can play the way you want. Play the core vanilla game, undisturbed. Progress in our custom made skills system with its extensive talent tree. Build a city together with the rest of the community and let our custom made convenience features assist you. Take your friends on an exciting monster raid or other hosted regular events.Who are you? You have a passion for Minecraft and are looking for a server to call your new place to be. One that has many years of history and many more to go. Where a functioning and welcoming community is held higher than the quick mini game fix. You like to discuss existing features with us and suggest new ones. Ideas are always welcome as we make our own plugins. If any of this describes you, then look no further. We want you to come play with us.Our team is a curated staff of plugin developers, event hosts, and moderators. Together we are fostering a friendly and welcoming community. We do our utmost to maintain a functioning and meritocratic economy where effort is rewarded. We designed a comprehensive ruleset and plenty of tools to ensure nobody gets to cheat or spoil your fun.Game modes: Our network offers first and foremost the Home world where you play in survival mode. Here, you claim land to make your base, towns, farms, or anythin else. All worlds share a currency which is earned in-game and is needed to grow claims and trade with each other. We have a dedicated Mining world which resets once a week so that resources never run out and the Home world stays pristine. Furthermore, you can plan your builds on our creative server.Home World with claims and homes Mining World (resets once a week) Economy, Market World and Auctions Mass Item Storage for easy inventory management (Active Development) Skills System with unlockable Talents (Experimental) A streaming bot letting you watch the server any time Regular Hosted Events like dungeons, competitions, or mini games

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	286	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Valkycraft

Survival

This is a survival custom server where you can find different types of biomes, many trades, custom mobs and skills with our texture pack that will improve your gameplay.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Buildings Constructed:	35
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Trexy

MCMMO, Survival

What is trexy?A survival OP, with custom enchantments, skills, custom menus, warps, protections, custom objects, etc.Why should I join?There are millions of servers, this one may have some things that others don’t, if you want to play you can enter and enjoy, the staff is always willing to help you.¿Es pay to win?It is not pay to win, all the best is farmable and if you want to buy range or things for real money, it is cheap.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	566224	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!