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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of highly trained dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their expert knowledge and skills. Plus, who wouldn’t want to play on a server run by dolphins?

– We have a secret underground base filled with all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond pickaxe? We’ve got you covered. Need some enchanted armor? We’ve got that too. Just be careful of the lava traps and zombie pigmen guards!

– Our server is haunted by the ghost of a former player who was cursed to roam the virtual world forever. Some say they can still hear his ghostly whispers in the darkness, guiding players to hidden treasures and secret passages. Join our server and see if you can communicate with the ghostly presence!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, craziest, and most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the game. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you anger the dolphin overlords, that is).

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Dimension Hops:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Cobble Souls

PvE, Survival

Cobble Souls Cobblemon – Kill Pokemon with a weapon and get Souls Currency – Battle Pokemon and win Type Souls. – Redeem Type Souls for a Pokemon of that Typing. – NPC Soul Shops – Breeding (with Breeding Items) – Trading – Wondertrade – Custom Music and Sounds

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6605	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

FireMC

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

FireMC is a unique Minecraft server that centers around the concept of lifesteal. This means that players have the ability to steal health from their enemies when they successfully land hits on them in combat.With 2 active owners who are dedicated to providing a high-quality gaming experience, FireMC is always bustling with activity. The server is designed to be both challenging and rewarding, with a balanced mix of PvP and PvE gameplay.Players can join the server at the IP address “firemc.mcplay.eu” and will find a range of different game modes to choose from. Whether you’re a fan of survival, creative mode, or something in between, there’s something for everyone on FireMC.The server also features a variety of custom plugins and mods that have been carefully selected to enhance the gameplay experience. From unique weapons and armor to special abilities and enchantments, players will find plenty of new and exciting features to explore.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Cradle of Civilizations

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

USE WHITELISTING-LINK TO JOIN!Cradle of Civilizations is a JAVA open world RPG since 2021.The Cradle focuses on roleplay, world-building and lore. We have created perhaps the best Open World RPG ever realized by Minecraft. Create or join your new nation in a medieval-inspired fantasy setting, make war on your enemies, use shrewd diplomacy or bend the economy too your iron will… All is possible in the Cradle of Civilizations…– VoiceChat Supported (Fabric Loader Required) – Texture Pack (Optifine required) – We use +70 plugins to enhance your gameplay. – Events, World bosses, and much more…

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	453	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Astral Projections Made:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Mines Excavated:	2647
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

TurtleCraftNetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

EmeraldsMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to EmeraldsMC! >> PLAY.EMERALDSMC.COMWe have a main /SURVIVAL world, along with a separate /PVP WORLD. Join us today!– Build thriving towns to show off your creativity. – Run successful shops and amass riches in-game. – Challenge yourself and others with exciting weekly tasks.Join us today and embark on an epic Minecraft adventure!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Farms Harvested:	906	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

FunnyMcraft

Economy, Survival

Minecraft server where you can find a great community. Don’t hesitate and join us, we’d love to see you. You can join with versions from 1.8 to 1.20, but we recommend 1.20

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

SynthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

SynthCraft is a community-based Survival server! We invest a lot of time into our community, having fun together, whilst playing a blocky game together :DHave fun!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Alien Abductions:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	15

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Alpha Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP, Survival

Alpha Prison is a CUSTOM CODED OP Prison with many features that has been up for 3 years ! Here you will find some of our feature: – Custom personal mine: everyone has his own mine which has different levels ( up to 130k levels ) and different types like rainbow, supreme, wonderland – Custom key system: we have implemented a custom system that let you gain Money and Token boosters as rewards instead of the classic static amount. That way you can gain infinite multiplier just by playing ! – Custom Island Spawner: the server uses Island as concept of gang where you can team up with your friends. All the custom spawners of the server got stacked in the /island spawners and it’s all virtual, that way it doesn’t depend on where you are, you can claim the rewards from anywhere. – Custom Skills and Milestones: those are rewards that you gain while playing, most of them based on amount of blocks broken, other based on playtime and such.Those are just some of our features. You should join the server to get a full view of all the features. Server support also bedrock players with the IP: bedrock.alphaprison.net with port 19132.I’m MasterZen#9263 on discord if you want to reach me out We’re looking for partners to work with !

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Dimension Hops:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
New Chunks Explored:	743171	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SqueejCraft

Creative, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

SqueejCraft is a hard difficulty, semi-vanilla SMP server built to respect Mojang’s vision by ensuring that the raw vanilla experience remains in-tact without sacrificing server functionality or gameplay quality. Set home points, claim land, teleport to friends, and create/trade from chest shops in a unique and simple server environment without any microtransactions or gimmicks.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Love Letters Sent:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Lunarsky

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock

Lunarsky is a cozy construction server with Skyblock and Citybuild, but without a mining world. You sell ores from a quarry stone generator and buy the blocks you need. It has a very friendly community and is played on the Aquatic Update ^^

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CarrotMC

Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

CarrotMC PvP , FFA , KitPvP , 1v1 With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Emeralds Found:	2738	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Dragons Tamed:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

MineClassic

KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

Welcome to the MineClassic Network. In versions 1.20+, we offer minigames such as Survival Games, KitPvP (with progression, abilities, perks, etc.) and our unique gamemode Platshot!Join now at play.mineclassic.org

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Buildings Constructed:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

KronosMC

Economy, Survival

KronosMC is a minecraft server that was made by 3 College students who enjoy minecraft and would like to build a community by bringing as many players into 1 server as possible. KronosMC was created in December 2022 and is constantly being updated to give players a different playstyle to minecraft. As of right now there is only one single mode which is survival multiplayer which is an open world survival mode with claims,quests,friends and much more. We are still working on the server as of right now so do expect to see some regular updates in our discord server which will also be where all the server announcements will be. We will be creating more gamemodes in the future of KronosMC but as of now we will be focusing on the survival mode as our main focus. Hopefully we will be seeing you on the server soon, have a good day!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

ProsperityCraft

Survival

Welcome to Prosperity Craft – A Unique Survival ExperienceEmbark on an extraordinary journey in the world of Prosperity Craft, where survival meets innovation! Our server is carefully crafted to provide players with a distinct and engaging experience, blending the classic elements of Minecraft survival with a touch of custom features that set us apart.Community-driven Events: Join our thriving community in regular events and challenges. From building competitions to epic boss battles, there’s always something exciting happening on Prosperity Craft.Rank Progression System: Ascend the ranks on Prosperity Craft and unlock exclusive perks and privileges. Whether you’re a novice or a seasoned survivor, our carefully designed rank system rewards dedication and skill.Land Claim and Player Protection: Secure your territory with our land claim system, ensuring that your hard-earned creations are safe from harm. Collaborate with other players or venture out as a lone survivor—it’s your world to shape. Enhanced Survival Mechanics: Experience survival like never before with carefully tuned gameplay mechanics. Join us for a unique and immersive adventure where every decision shapes your journey.Active and Supportive Community: Prosperity Craft is more than just a server; it’s a community of passionate players. Our dedicated staff and friendly community members are always ready to assist and welcome newcomers.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	New Chunks Explored:	190711
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Gempers Place

Survival

Welcome to Gempers Place! We are a semi-vanilla community focused SMP. Learn more about us and what we offer below! Community is Key: At Gemper’s Place, we pride ourselves on fostering a strong and welcoming community. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the blocky landscapes, our community is here to support and guide you. Join forces with fellow players, collaborate on ambitious projects, and partake in exciting events!Vote Crates Galore: Your voice matters, and we reward your dedication with our vote crate system. By casting your vote, you will receive rewards that enhance your Minecraft experience. From rare items to economy related goods, our vote crates ensure that your commitment to our community doesn’t go unnoticed.Bedrock Compatibility: No player is left behind at Gemper’s Place. We’ve seamlessly integrated Bedrock compatibility, bridging the gap between Java and Bedrock Editions. Whether you’re playing on PC, console, or mobile, everyone can join in the fun and contribute to the ever-expanding world we’re building together.Grief Protection: Building your dream creations without the fear of griefing is essential, and Gemper’s Place prioritizes the protection of your hard work. Our advanced grief protection measures ensure a secure environment for players to express their creativity without the worry of malicious interference. Your builds are safe with us!Join us at mc.gempersplaces.net and become a part of our Minecraft community. Discover a server where camaraderie, rewards, compatibility, and protection converge to create an unparalleled gaming experience. The adventure awaits, and we can’t wait to welcome you!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.