HyshSMP VS Hypixel

Adventure, Anarchy, banning, base building, Community, competitive, Cross-Play, Economy, Griefing, Hearts, Intense battles, LifeSteal, minecraft server, multiplayer, online gaming, player killing, PvP, Raiding, respawn, Revival, strategy, Survival, virtual world

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3762
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Hypixel	HyshSMP
Large player base	Focused on PvP
Multiple game modes	Only one game mode (lifesteal)
Family-friendly environment	Griefing and raiding allowed
Active community and events	Ban system for losing hearts
Premium features and cosmetics	Revival after 24 hours
High-quality server performance	–

Hypixel FAQ

Question	Answer
How many game modes does Hypixel have?	Hypixel has multiple game modes ranging from minigames to RPGs.
Can I play with my friends on Hypixel?	Yes, you can create parties and play together on Hypixel.
Are there any premium features on Hypixel?	Yes, there are premium features and cosmetics available for purchase on Hypixel.
Is Hypixel a family-friendly server?	Yes, Hypixel maintains a family-friendly environment for players of all ages.

HyshSMP FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the main focus of HyshSMP?	HyshSMP is focused on PvP gameplay, specifically in the lifesteal game mode.
How does the ban system work on HyshSMP?	Players get banned for 24 hours after losing all hearts, and then they are revived.
Are griefing and raiding allowed on HyshSMP?	Yes, griefing and raiding are allowed, so players need to be cautious when building bases.
Is there a large player base on HyshSMP?	HyshSMP may have a smaller player base compared to larger servers like Hypixel.

CatClash Minecraft Server

cat behavior, cat preferences, CatClash, family cat, family dynamics, Minecraft, pet affection, pet attachment, pet bonding, pet care, pet companionship., pet favoritism, pet habits, Pet loyalty, pet ownership, pet ownership responsibilities, pet relationships, pet routines, Server, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2528
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	448	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	2358
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of claiming ownership over virtual pets! Just like in this wild story of sibling rivalry over a family cat, we encourage you to stake your claim over all the virtual animals you can find in our world.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling it out with your siblings (or other players) for control over the cutest pixelated creatures. Will you be the one to win the affection of the virtual cat, or will your rival steal it away from you in the dead of night? Only time will tell on our server!

So come on in and show us your pet-claiming skills – just make sure to feed and water your virtual animals, or else they might start following someone else around the server!

PrincessPupCraft

family decisions, family dynamics, family pet, Gender norms, gender stereotypes, male dog, naming pets, pet accessories, pet adoption, pet adoption stories, pet bonding, pet care, pet names, pet ownership, pet store, pet supplies, pink collar, princess, PrincessPupCraft, rescued animals, rescued dog

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7599
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3460

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as naming a male dog Princess and dressing him in pink? Look no further! Join our server for a truly unique gaming experience.

Our server is so crazy, even Princess the dog would feel right at home. We have epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s as colorful as that pink collar Princess rocks.

So if you’re ready to embrace the unexpected and have a blast like never before, join our server now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough, just like we found Princess at the shelter. Let’s make some memories that are as unforgettable as a dog named Princess!

LoveCraftedExits

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7072
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8554
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while your partner just stands there watching? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and leave your partner behind for good reasons like they built a house made entirely out of dirt or they kept stealing your diamonds when you weren’t looking.

On our server, you can build a new life for yourself without any pesky partners holding you back. Plus, we have a special “Breakup Bonanza” event where you can throw all your ex’s belongings into a pit of lava for some cathartic release.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to your old partner and hello to a new life of solo diamond mining and epic builds!

ZelenskyCraft – Peace Talks Edition

Conflict Resolution, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, Peace, peace talks, political news, russia, Saudi meeting, summit, talks, trump, Trump administration, Ukraine, US, world leaders, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4242
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	269	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where trump and zelensky will be building peace talks in ukraine while battling it out in a pvp arena with russia and saudi arabia! witness the most epic showdowns as they fight for dominance in the land of blocks and pixels. join now for a chance to be the ultimate peacemaker and show off your building skills to the world! don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be part of history in the making!

VEXSTRIA

Adventurers Guild, Arenas, Bosses, Custom Items, Custom Mobs, Custom Plugins, Discord, Earth Map, elite mobs, gameplay, INFORMATION, Ip:, Minecraft, PvP, Quests, Resource World, Server, Shop, smp, Storyline, VEXSTRIA, Warps

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8093
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Runes Activated:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features
Earth map
Warps to a resource world
Adventurers guild for fighting elite mobs and bosses
PvP arena
Custom plugins
Custom mobs
Custom items

For more information and to get the server IP, join the Discord server: https://discord.gg/GZTRzKarDp

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord server and find the IP address in the information section.
Is there a storyline for quests?	Yes, there is a storyline for quests in the adventurers guild.
Are there custom items available?	Yes, there are custom items on the server.
Can I PvP on the server?	Yes, there is a PvP arena available for players.

Flame Feathers: Wild Wings 1.20.2

1.20.2, Alluring Women, attractive females, Big breasts, big tits, Boobs, busty babes, busty beauties, busty girls, busty ladies, busty women, curvy girls, feathers, Flame, gorgeous girls, hot chicks, hot models, Seductive Ladies, Sensual Women, sexy women, Share, Sultry Babes, Voluptuous Figures, Wild, Wings

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8815
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4885	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Secret Passages Found:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you! Imagine a place where you can build your dream world, but with a twist – you gotta survive against crazy mobs and creepy crawlies!

Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring dungeons, fighting dragons, and collecting rare loot like a boss. Plus, our community is lit AF – you’ll never be bored with all the shenanigans and tomfoolery going on.

But wait, there’s more! We have epic events like build battles, treasure hunts, and even a weekly dance party at the village square. And did I mention our custom plugins that will blow your mind?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride and see why everyone is losing their minds over this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, in which case, bawk bawk away!

GymChatGriefer

Boundaries, Communication, Conversation, creepy encounters, gym, gym atmosphere, gym awkwardness, gym behavior, gym communication, gym discomfort, gym encounters, gym etiquette, gym interactions, GymChatGriefer, headphones, middle aged man, one-word answers, people skills, social cues, Social Interaction

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1095
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of creepy gym encounters? Join our Minecraft server where you can workout without any middle-aged men giving you unsolicited advice! Our virtual gym is a safe space where you can stretch, lift weights, and run on the treadmill without any interruptions.

We promise you won’t run into any strange men telling you to work on your people skills. In fact, our server is filled with friendly players who just want to build, explore, and have a good time. Plus, you can wear all the headphones you want without anyone judging you!

So come join us and say goodbye to gym creepers for good. Who knew Minecraft could be such a great alternative to the gym?

RichKidMinecraftSMP

advantages, Awareness, disadvantages, ENTITLEMENT, experiences, financial status, Gratitude, humbling, Lifestyle, personal growth, perspective, Privilege, realization, Reflection, RichKidMinecraftSMP, SELF AWARENESS, social class, societal impact, societal norms, upbringing, wealth

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8034
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	1624
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	229
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow crafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and mining for diamonds like it’s their job? Well, have I got the server for you!

Picture this: a Minecraft SMP where the grass is made of emeralds, the pigs wear top hats, and the creepers explode in a shower of confetti. That’s right, this server is like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory on steroids!

But wait, there’s more! Joining this server will give you the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil unicorns, and even have tea parties with the Ender Dragon. Plus, every player gets their own personal butler to cater to their every Minecraft need.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most outrageous, ridiculous, and downright insane Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, diamonds are so last season – here, we mine for rainbows!

SNLcraft: What’s UR Fave Skit?

classic skits, comedy, Comedy Show, comedy sketches, Entertainment, fave, favorite skit, favorite SNL skit, funny skits, humor, iconic skits, late night, Live Television, memorable skits, pop culture, Popular skits, saturday night live, sketch comedy, skit, snl, SNLcraft, television, whats

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8198
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	2122

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, get ready to have your mind blown and your sides split on our server! We’ve got more laughs than a stand-up comedy show hosted by a pack of hyenas.

Join us and you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget how to mine for diamonds. Our community is filled with hilarious characters who will have you rolling on the floor with their antics. Need a break from building? Take a break and watch our live SNL skit performances in-game.

So why join our server? Because life’s too short to be serious all the time. Come join the fun and see why we’re the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious Minecraft server around. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockWarriors: BootsOnGround

BlockWarriors, boots on the ground, BootsOnGround, British troops, Conflict Resolution, crisis response, diplomatic efforts., european union, foreign policy, global security, Humanitarian Aid, International intervention, international relations, Keir Starmer, military deployment, military support, peace deal, peacekeeping mission, political leadership, Ukraine, United Kingdom

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8528
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

LOL GUYZ, U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF! WE GOT DIAMONDS RAININ FROM DA SKY AND CREEPERS THAT GIVE U HUGS INSTEAD OF EXPLODIN!

ALSO, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNTOLD TREASURES FOR CHEAP!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY A FRIENDLY PUPPY WHO JUST WANTS TO PLAY FETCH WITH YOU!

SO WHAT R U WAITIN FOR? COME JOIN US AND LET’S HAVE A BLAST IN THIS CRAZY MINECRAFT WORLD! #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE 🤪🎮🐲

Utka#1 server minecraft

admin area, donat, forever.., free, Friends, Minecraft, Players, Playing, Server, Utka#1, Vulture

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7804
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

-faced vulture server for playing with friends without donat and the first 3 players will receive a free admin area forever

Ermalo228.aternos.me

GeoPol Server

alliances, apply, Approval, Automation, Behavior, Character, Conduct, criminal activity, Diplomacy, Doxxing, Factions, Geopol, Griefing, killing, Nations, Realism, rules, Server, stealing, strategy, Threats, Toxicity, Trade routes

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9315
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24

GeoPol Server Overview

Welcome Message	Welcome to GeoPol – A Geopolitical Minecraft Experience!
Features	Join a growing, tight-knit community where you can help shape a world of nations, diplomacy, and strategy.
Temporary Map	Explore our temporary world while we prepare the main map. It’s your chance to get a feel for the server and provide feedback!
Why Join?	Influence the server’s rules and mechanics. Get an early start and learn the system. Experience a more relaxed world before the main launch.
Core Rules	Conduct: Be respectful. Toxic behavior won’t be tolerated. No doxxing, threats, or criminal activity. Build nations, not factions. In-Game: No griefing, stealing, or random killing. Food farms only; other automation needs approval. RP: Stay in character in RP channels. Alliances must be logical. Trade routes need to be realistic. Claim your builds to protect them.
Join GeoPol	Get in early, shape the server, and create your legacy. Ready to apply for a nation? Join now!
Version	1.21.1

FAQs

Q: How can I apply for a nation on GeoPol?

A: To apply for a nation, you can visit our website and fill out the application form under the “Join GeoPol” section.

Q: Are there any age restrictions to join the server?

A: GeoPol is open to players of all ages. However, we expect all players to follow the server rules and maintain a respectful environment for everyone.

Q: Can I suggest changes to the server’s rules and mechanics?

A: Yes, we encourage players to provide feedback and suggestions to help improve the server. You can share your ideas on our Discord server or through the in-game chat.

Q: Is PvP allowed on the server?

A: PvP is allowed under certain conditions, such as in designated PvP zones or during wars between nations. Random killing and griefing, however, are not permitted.

EpicCraft – Adventure Awaits 1.20

Adora Fortune, Adventure, anniversary voice packs, Arya Kuroha, Awaits, Azeria.EVE, Azusa Honami, birthday merch, Bluebell.EVE, Elyza.EVE, epiccraft, holiday voice packs, Hysteria.EVE, Jira Jisaki, Koma Oboro, Lan Philia, Lumi Yukime, Miki Hitsugi, Minya Scott, Mischief.EVE, Miu Akumiya, Mukuro Owarino, Nano Kozuya, Narin Mikure, Planei Hoshikuzu, Remia Aotsuki, Riko Solari, Seira Chinen, Siu Aisaka, Specialite General, TRiGGERPHiSH, Utahime Mochizuki, uwu market merch., Victoria Valerie, VSPO EN

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3387
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

And guess what? We got a schedule that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

Join us and play with Remia Aotsuki, Arya Kuroha, Jira Jisaki, Narin Mikure, Riko Solari, Miki Hitsugi, Utahime Mochizuki, Victoria Valerie, Miu Akumiya, Elyza.EVE, Bluebell.EVE, Mischief.EVE, Hysteria.EVE, Azeria.EVE, Nano Kozuya, Koma Oboro, Siu Aisaka, Azusa Honami, Minya Scott, Tsukasa Ryogoku, Seira Chinen, Planei Hoshikuzu, Mukuro Owarino, Lumi Yukime, and more!

Plus, we got some crazy merch and voice packs that will make you scream “heck yeah!” So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started! 🤪🎉

FishyRoomie Minecraft Server

advice, apartment, awkward, cleanliness, Communication, Confrontation, EMBARRASSMENT, Fish, FishyRoomie, friendship, hygiene, living situation, Mildew, Minecraft, onions, personal space, roommate, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate dynamics, roommate etiquette, Server, smell

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3343
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild time filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

Picture this: you log onto the server and immediately notice a strange smell lingering in the air. You start exploring and realize that the source of the smell is one of your fellow players! That’s right, we have a real-life stinker in our midst. Will you confront them about their odor or try to avoid them at all costs? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! We also have secret group chats where you can air out all your dirty laundry and confront awkward situations head-on. Who knows what drama will unfold when you bring up that one player who never showers? Will they get embarrassed and lash out, or will they finally take a hint and clean up their act?

So come join our server for a one-of-a-kind experience filled with laughs, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of stink. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

SisNoWaitCraft

#workout, Apology, Athletic, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, disagreement, efficiency, Exercise, family, FITNESS, Glutes, growth, Listening, misunderstanding, Pace, patience, resolution, self improvement, sibling, SisNoWaitCraft

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5686
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	32

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where working out your glutes is a top priority! Join us for Gluten Day and watch your pixelated posterior grow like never before. Our workouts are so effective, even creepers will be mirin’ your gains.

But beware, not everyone can keep up with the pace of our glute-building exercises. Just like in real life, some players may be college athlete level while others are still learning how to jump over a block. Don’t let that stop you from joining in on the fun!

And if you encounter any drama with your fellow players, just remember that sometimes the problem isn’t you – it’s just the way the blocks fall. So come on over to our server and let’s squat, lunge, and pixelate our way to booty gains together. Who knows, you might even make a new workout buddy who matches your pace perfectly. Just watch out for any sibling squabbles over who’s the real glute master!