HypotheticalCraft SMP: The Blocky Brain Teasers

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where every block is made of pure Atari tokens (ATRI) and the only currency accepted is loose change!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you invest all your spare change into ATRI, you’ll unlock secret powers in the game that will make you the ultimate Minecraft master. Plus, if you buy up all the reserve, you’ll become as rare as rocking horse shit – now who wouldn’t want that?

And did we mention that the server is run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are obsessed with Atari? They’ll guide you on your quest to become the richest player in the land, all while cracking hilarious jokes and serving up llama-themed snacks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just become the next Atari crypto millionaire.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Love Letters Sent:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	398
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Divine Spears Created:	19
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Zombie Dances:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Ores Mined:	1738	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dimension Hops:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	593	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	146
Void Gems Collected:	22	Endless Legions Commanded:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Dimension Hops:	14
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Buildings Constructed:	25	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Ores Mined:	9861
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	7

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!