HypotheticalCraft SMP: The Blocky Brain Teasers

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where every block is made of pure Atari tokens (ATRI) and the only currency accepted is loose change!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you invest all your spare change into ATRI, you’ll unlock secret powers in the game that will make you the ultimate Minecraft master. Plus, if you buy up all the reserve, you’ll become as rare as rocking horse shit – now who wouldn’t want that?

And did we mention that the server is run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are obsessed with Atari? They’ll guide you on your quest to become the richest player in the land, all while cracking hilarious jokes and serving up llama-themed snacks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just become the next Atari crypto millionaire.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Void Gems Collected:	33	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Runes Activated:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Emeralds Found:	1913
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Magic Items Found:	3117	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Runes Activated:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Magic Items Found:	1575	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Ores Mined:	5371
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Star Shards Collected:	251	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	3167
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Villages Defended:	19
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Demon Skulls Collected:	43

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Animals Bred:	86
Crops Grown:	8734	Enchantments Applied:	208
Meteorites Collected:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165
Star Shards Collected:	180	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	1199	Towns Built:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Farms Harvested:	702

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.