HypotheticalCraft SMP: The Blocky Brain Teasers

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where every block is made of pure Atari tokens (ATRI) and the only currency accepted is loose change!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you invest all your spare change into ATRI, you’ll unlock secret powers in the game that will make you the ultimate Minecraft master. Plus, if you buy up all the reserve, you’ll become as rare as rocking horse shit – now who wouldn’t want that?

And did we mention that the server is run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are obsessed with Atari? They’ll guide you on your quest to become the richest player in the land, all while cracking hilarious jokes and serving up llama-themed snacks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just become the next Atari crypto millionaire.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mines Excavated:	1310
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

SageCraft

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Vanilla

Are you tired of the same old p2W 1.8.9 faction experience? We have spent months working with Tequila-Spigot, the newest cannoning.jar that allows for 1.8 cannons on the newest versions of Minecraft. That’s right, this is not a 1.8 server. 𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐫𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝟏.𝟐𝟎.2 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝟏.𝟖 𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Players Killed by Monsters:	2508	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

ShantyCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Join us at play.shantycraft.com ShantyCraft is a new and welcoming survival server running on 1.20.4! We have a semi-vanilla style game play with a some extra features for a better experience. This includes a growing economy with player sign shops, warps, a player GUI shop, and land claims to prevent griefing. We encourage new players to take advantage of a great opportunity to set up base in a fresh world. Building things like shops and warps for other players to visit is encouraged. Redstone engineers and mob farms are welcome! Come check out our community today and get started! Our server was recently opened so there’s plenty of opportunity and land to explore in a fresh new world. Play Now at play.shantycraft.com

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SkittleMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to SkittleMC! We’re a Minecraft network running since 2017 with an unique community where you can express yourself freely in a non-toxic way. This is a place where all types of weirdness and creativity are accepted. Primarily focused on the roleplay, economy and survival genres.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	New Chunks Explored:	94214
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Adventure Kingdom

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Adventure Kingdom is a minecraft server that wants to provide players with the best survival game experience. Based on the GriefPrevention plugin that protects your area from grief. In addition, there is also a mcMMO plugin that brings with the effort on the server some progress for the player. From other plugins: Jobs, RankUp system. SimpleClans… A lot of fun awaits you, so don’t wait and visit our server. :)IP: play.adventure-kingdom.org Discord: https://dsc.gg/adventure-kingdom

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	3562

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

WildCraft

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

WyldCraft ServerSemi-Vanilla Survival Server! Features: Economy Custom Spawners Custom Enchants Lag-Free Community Friendly Staff Greif Prevention Resource World Voting

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3803
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

GamiFun Demon Slayer

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

MCMMO Roleplay modded server, that includes a bunch of loved mods, with a newly popular Kimetsu no Yaiba mod, that brings the Demon Slayer universe into Minecraft!Explore the world of GamiFun’s Demon Slayer, choose between becoming a Demon or Slayer, complete missions, become a Hashira or Twelve Kizuki, talk with people with a functional voice chat, gain money by participating in the server’s economy.The server includes famous places from the anime, like the Final Selection, Mugen Train, Entertainment District and more!Modpack: http://demonslayermodpack.gamifun.eu/ Discord: discord.gg/gamifun Website: https://www.demonslayerstore.gamifun.eu/

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Star Shards Collected:	257
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

AuroEarth MC

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

AuroEarth MC is a towny geopolitical sandbox server for Minecraft. We offer a custom 1:500 scale earth world for towns and nations to prosper.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

GRM Pixelmon

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

How to Install / Join: https://grmpixelmon.enjin.com/installWelcome to GRM Pixelmon Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged This version of pixelmon runs on MINECRAFT 1.16.5! Modpack : https://reforged.gg/What do we offer GRM pixelmon was founded by a cat and cookies are the best. We offer a free rank, backpack and pokeheal for everyone. We have loads of custom content for our players like the Johto Region inspired by the pokemon games, Safari Zone, PokeHunt, Events, Daily Rewards and much more!Server Information IP Address: grmpixelmon.com Website: https://grmpixelmon.enjin.com/

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	356	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Mines Excavated:	4426	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Iperios

Economy, Roleplay, Towny

Iperios[Semi-Vanilla]{Whitelist}{1.20.2}{Geopolitics}{Semi-rp}{Towny}{Dynmap}Iperios is a growing server that want to create a semi-rp and geopolitical atmosphere around the server.Plugins list: -Mcmmo -Essentials -Dynmap -Armorstandtools -Customheads -GriefPrevention -Harbor(Sleep plugin)Hope that you visit us and see you in Iperios! 🙂

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Potions Brewed:	108
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Love Letters Sent:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

TNTWcraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

A server based on vanilla survival with added protections. Head out of spawn and build almost anywhere you want and do just about anything else that you would want to.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3093	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Buildings Constructed:	16	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

MeepCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Towny | Skyblock | Parkour | COD Zombies | Creative | CommunityWe’ve spent the last 10 years crafting the Ultimate Economy Experience and certainly have a lot of history with our community. Make lifelong friends and meet new people, our staff are here to support you along the way! Our gamemodes are always being tweaked and updated, with chances to win custom items in our community events. With past players like PrestonPlayz, LittleLizardGaming, JeromeASF, IAmTheAttack and Notch. Yes… the Notch, you cannot go wrong.IP: MeepCraft.com

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Epic Quests Completed:	17

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Just Bucket

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Brand new Survival server!! JUST BUCKET – [SMP] [ECONOMY]

Jobs, Economy, SMP, soon to be Creative sub server as well.. Come be a part of a growing community!Do you like Minecraft? Want to create awesome builds? Play with friendly people? Talk in the discord? All this while surviving nights and discovering new land? Then join us today, you wont regret it! Plugins: The plugins in this semi vanilla server are designed to not intrude upon the Survival/Vanilla aspect of Minecraft, while also providing a griefer-free and streamlined friendly community experience. We offer GriefPrevention, Economy systems, jobs, and all the normal home, spawn, tpa and warp commands! Tired of mining and crafting? We’ve got alternatives for those looking for a change of pace: Player based economy, and player trading. Use chest shops to sell or buy while you’re online or offline, or trade directly with players while online. Finally, we have a friendly staff with multiple ranking systems and room to advance throughout the server and staff. Player, member, helper, moderator and higher.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Mines Excavated:	1550
Magic Items Found:	1741	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

ThenzoSMP

Survival

ThenzoSMPThenzoSMP is a server that strives to become the most unique survival server with the most enjoyable twists, like boss fights, jobs, battlepass, and a lot more!join today to find out every feature!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Towns Built:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

EstCraft

MCMMO, Survival

The EstCraft server is a SMP with a custom map. We have friendly staff and players. The server is mostly estonian, but english people are also welcome. We have plugins to make your experience better.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Dragons Tamed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Magic Items Found:	2573	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Skyland

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Hello and welcome to Skyland Minecraft! We are a server that focuses on world building with nations, cities and history on a Minecraft Java 1.18x-1.20x server that uses the Lands plugin.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Dragon Scales Harvested:	409	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	900

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.