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Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 93/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Villages Defended: 13 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
Mysterious Portals Opened: 19 Gods Slained: 2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
Runes Activated: 0 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
Farms Harvested: 732 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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