LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we make it rain diamonds instead of droughts! we got so much hydroelectricity you’ll be swimming in power like Scrooge McDuck in his money bin. forget about losing billions, you’ll be gaining billions of diamonds and emeralds in no time!

our server is so lit, even the Western U.S. is jealous of our resources. join now and watch your power and wealth grow faster than a creeper blowing up your house. don’t be a noob, join our server and become the ultimate minecraft master!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players: 100/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Chimeras Created: 2
Meteorites Collected: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • 24 Hour Hunger Games Minecraft SMP #07

    24 Hour Hunger Games Minecraft SMP #07
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us as we unleash mayhem and madness in a world where anything goes.

    Picture this: you enter the game with a quirky image and a hilarious name, only to find yourself in a battle to the death with other players. Watch as they kill each other off in ridiculous ways, from falling into lava to getting attacked by a pack of angry chickens.

    But wait, there’s more! To make things even crazier, we’re asking for 24 tributes to volunteer for the ultimate showdown. Want to join in on the fun? Just suggest a code and be the first to serve it up! It’s a free-for-all of epic proportions, so don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this insane adventure.

    So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast)!

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • RedFlagIgnorerMC SMP

    RedFlagIgnorerMC SMP
    Are you tired of ignoring red flags in your life? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and ignore all the red flags in-game instead! We have a community of players who have mastered the art of ignoring warning signs, whether it’s a creeper sneaking up on you or a sketchy deal at the trading post. Trust us, you’ll fit right in with our red-flag ignoring crew. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world, but only those brave enough to ignore all the red flags will be able to find it. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the chaos!

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 125

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • RegretCraft: Oopsies & Blunders

    RegretCraft: Oopsies & Blunders
    Have you ever regretted not joining a Minecraft server that had unicorns as mounts, diamond armor that made you invincible, and a secret underground base filled with treasure? Well, that’s exactly what you’ll be missing out on if you don’t join our server! Don’t let your biggest regret be missing out on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Gods Slained: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Love Letters Sent: 14

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • CraftyPixel Minecraft Server

    CraftyPixel Minecraft Server
    so like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, haniyeh rejected billions and a palestinian state, son reveals! like, what even is that?! come join us and uncover the mysteries of the universe while building epic structures and battling crazy monsters! who needs billions when u can have blocks?! join now for the ultimate adventure!

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7172 Immortal Anvils Forged: 9
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 41 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 6 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Crafty Insomniac’s Realm

    Crafty Insomniac’s Realm
    Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your insomnia! Join us and experience the wildest adventures that will keep you up all night!

    Forget about boring old age problems like dementia, because on our server, you’ll be too busy fighting off creepers and exploring epic dungeons to even remember your own name! Plus, who needs to worry about all-cause mortality when you’re respawning every time you die?

    So come on, join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs sleep when you can be living it up in a virtual world full of excitement and endless possibilities? Let’s goooooo!

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Gods Slained: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Magic Wands Crafted: 10 Alternate Realities Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • PlayHostServers

    PlayHostServers

    Realm/Server/World: Server – PLAYHOST.SERVERS

    Number of players: 30+

    Length of Play Session (MUST be actively playing): 1 hour+

    Gametype: Survival | No Griefing/Steal (no cheating allowed) | good plugins

    Language: English

    Availabe now you can join anytime & invite your friends

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Chimeras Created: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6 Mysterious Portals Opened: 6
    Falling into the Void: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • “Join THE CLUB SMP, where ‘vanilla’ is for ice cream, not Minecraft. Come for the shenanigans, stay for the awkward banter!” 🏕️

    “Join THE CLUB SMP, where ‘vanilla’ is for ice cream, not Minecraft. Come for the shenanigans, stay for the awkward banter!” 🏕️
    ABOUT US
    The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!
    Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.
    MODS & TWEAKS
    We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!
    APPLICATION
    Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

    FAQ Questions & Answers

    Question Answer
    What is the age requirement to join the server? Players must be 18+ to join The Club SMP server.
    Can I use mods on the server? Players can use the custom client modpack provided or play on the vanilla client. All mods used are either client-sided or server-sided.
    How can I apply to join the server? Join the Discord server, read the server guide and rules, submit an application via the application link, wait for someone to contact you for a short interview, and receive application decision and whitelist status.

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 23 Treasure Maps Found: 14
    Crops Grown: 8293 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 13 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

    Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Feixiao’s Imaginary Erudition? Look no further than our server, where you can hunt for treasures like the Arrow that Seeks the Stars! Our server is so epic, even Black Swan would be impressed.

    Join us for a chance to fly like Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue and laugh your way through Nothing to Laugh At. Our server is filled with more excitement than a Feixiao Files leak and more resources than you can shake a stick at.

    Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness! Who needs Redeemable Codes when you have access to our server’s insane features? So what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziness today!

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 46 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 16 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Mines Excavated: 2086

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • D I M E S M i n e c r a f t S M P

    D I M E S   M i n e c r a f t   S M P
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join – DIMES faction! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

    Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of spawn. Why, you may ask? Because potatoes are the true rulers of the Minecraft world, obviously. And that player became known as the Potato King, ruling over all with a starchy fist.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, where players can dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Creeper remixes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a dancing Enderman showing off his sick moves.

    Join us on DIMES faction for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of potato worship. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you in this wacky world? So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Endless Legions Commanded: 25
    Rune Stones Activated: 12 Falling into the Void: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • CraftyDaughter Minecraft Server

    CraftyDaughter Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take clothing disputes to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of marking your territory on your child’s clothes to prevent any sneaky ex-partners from claiming them as their own.

    We understand the importance of keeping track of your child’s wardrobe, so we encourage all players to write their child’s name or initials on every piece of clothing they purchase. Not only does this prevent confusion, but it also adds an extra layer of protection against clothing thieves!

    Join us for epic battles over laundry disputes, where the stakes are high and the drama is real. Will you be the ultimate clothing protector, or will you fall victim to a cunning ex-partner’s scheme? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Mines Excavated: 2164
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 New Chunks Explored: 975929
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18 Magic Items Found: 6209
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Animals Bred: 39 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • HotelCraft: NoAirportSleep

    HotelCraft: NoAirportSleep
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about being left alone in a creepy unknown place like poor 20F in the airport! Join us and you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who will always have your back, even if your phone charger gets spilled on.

    Our server is like a virtual hotel, but without the loud drilling noises and bright ceiling lights that never turn off. You can build your own cozy virtual home and never have to sleep on the floor again!

    And don’t worry about connecting flights being cancelled, because in our Minecraft world, the only thing getting cancelled is boring gameplay. Join us now and let the fun and adventure begin! Who needs a UK visa when you can travel to amazing virtual worlds with just a click of a button?

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18 Falling into the Void: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 24 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • PetNameSMP: Who U Named Ur Pet After

    PetNameSMP: Who U Named Ur Pet After
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where naming your pet after something boring is a crime punishable by banishment to the Nether! Seriously, we once had a player who named their dog “Spot” and let’s just say they haven’t been seen since.

    Join us if you want to live in a world where every pet has a legendary name like “Sir Barksalot the Third” or “Princess Meowington.” Our server is filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry (or maybe that’s just the creeper explosions).

    So come on, join us and show off your creativity by naming your pet after the most ridiculous thing you can think of. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the stuff of server legends!

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Epic Battles Fought: 15
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 11
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Buildings Constructed: 13
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • BlockyWorldChanger

    BlockyWorldChanger
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will blow your mind (literally)!

    Join our server if you want to uncover the secrets of the universe and learn things that will make you question reality itself. We have hidden dungeons filled with dancing llamas, rainbow-colored creepers, and talking cows that give out life advice.

    Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly zombies who just want to have a dance party with you. And don’t even get us started on the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs that you can use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Who knew a simple game could be so absurdly entertaining?

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 49 Titanic Battles Fought: 27
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server

    HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server
    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got air strikes goin down like it’s nobody’s business. we just destroyed 100 hezbollah rocket launchers with our epic skills. come join the madness and see what other insane shenanigans we got goin on. build, battle, and blow stuff up with us. it’s gonna be a blast, literally. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s wreck some havoc together!

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 1456
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • ArcticCraftWar: Russia vs NATO

    ArcticCraftWar: Russia vs NATO
    come join our epic minecraft server where we are as ready for war as russia is for arctic war with nato! we have polar bears riding tanks, penguins launching missiles, and snowmen with bazookas! you can build your own ice fortress and defend it against enemy invasions, or team up with your friends to conquer the arctic wasteland. join now and show nato who’s boss in the frozen tundra of minecraft!

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Chimeras Created: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20 Players Killed by Monsters: 8958

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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