Hustle SMP: Where we hustle for diamonds and snicker at vanilla noobs!

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Hustle SMP

Welcome to Hustle SMP

Server Overview

Server Version	Paper 1.20.4
Server Location	Europe
Plugins	Simple Voice Chat EssentialsX CoreProtect
Datapacks	Dynmap -AFK-Display Anti-Endermen-Grief Double-Shulker-Shells Fast-Leaf-Decay Multiplayer-Sleep Player-Head-Drops

Join Hustle SMP

Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/RbbBq2TA

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: First join our Discord server using the link provided. Then go through a short application process to become a member.

Q: Can I create my own factions on the server?

A: Yes, you have the opportunity to create your own factions or join existing ones.

Q: Are there any restrictions on gameplay?

A: You can choose your own lifestyle by being either pacifist or pro-war. Let your imagination and creativity run wild!

Q: Who manages the server?

A: The server is run and managed by experienced admins.

Q: What kind of community does the server have?

A: We rely on a mature community to provide a positive gaming experience for all players.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Towns Built:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Love Letters Sent:	17
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

The Cracker Crafters Club

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the most soulful white people gather to build, mine, and have a blast! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our players are so white, they glow in the dark! You’ll never lose them in the dark caves of Minecraft. – We have a secret underground dance party every Saturday night, where players show off their best moves while wearing diamond armor. It’s a sight to behold! – Our server mascot is a dancing llama named Larry, who will guide you through the treacherous world of Minecraft with his sick dance moves. – We have a special diamond rain event every month, where diamonds rain from the sky and players scramble to collect as many as they can. It’s like a sparkly apocalypse!

So come join us on this wacky, wild, and white Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable experience. Larry the dancing llama is waiting for you!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Ores Mined:	6724	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Unbanned and Unashamed Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being falsely accused of causing drama in the Minecraft community? Well, join our server and leave all that nonsense behind! We promise not to blame you for HoloEN losing viewers in 2022/2023, because let’s face it, those girls did it to themselves by being lazy!

On our server, you can build your own virtual empire and show off your creative skills without fear of being unfairly targeted. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, so you never know who you might run into!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s craft some epic adventures together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Towns Built:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

DonutCraft: Rosalina’s Hunger Games

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can join Rosalina on her quest to eat all the donuts in the universe! 🍩🌌

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One day, Rosalina stumbled upon a magical donut that granted her UNLIMITED POWER. Now, she’s on a mission to find more donuts and DOMINATE the Minecraft world with her donut-fueled MADNESS!

But that’s not all! We also have INSANE mini-games, CRAZY challenges, and EPIC events that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, our community is AWESOME and welcoming to all players, no matter their skill level.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and help Rosalina satisfy her insatiable hunger for donuts. Who knows, you might just become a donut-eating LEGEND in the process!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	18
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Divine Spears Created:	25	Chimeras Created:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Potions Brewed:	189

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Putin’s Pixel Palace: Where Russia’s Identity Crisis is Solved

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Welcome to a Minecraft server that is as chaotic and unpredictable as Russia’s political landscape! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive events, treacherous alliances, and shady dealings.

Our server is like Russia itself – a mix of the Russian Empire, the Soviet Union, and a Chinese-owned gas station and nickel mine. You never know what you’ll encounter next, whether it’s a tsar building a palace out of diamond blocks or a communist trying to redistribute everyone’s diamonds equally.

Putin may have failed to bring real political representation to Russia, but on our server, you can become the ruler you’ve always dreamed of. Will you be a benevolent dictator or a power-hungry tyrant? The choice is yours!

Join us now and experience the thrill of conquering new lands, betraying your friends, and building your own empire. Who needs real-world politics when you can create your own drama in Minecraft?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	380	Epic Shields Constructed:	17

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Pixelated Powerhouse – Mega Man & IntiCreates Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we keep you hydrated because we care about your virtual well-being! Join us for a wild ride filled with original adventures, fanmade creations, and look-alike Megaman games that will blow your mind.

Our Dive modding status may not have new animations, but we have custom models and custom menu backgrounds that will make your gameplay experience unforgettable. And guess what? Thanks to Capcom, we have nothing to thank them for!

But wait, there’s more! Legends inspired game, Halcyon Days, has been released and it’s taking the gaming world by storm. And don’t forget about Virtua Unlimited Project on Steam – it’s a must-play!

In our server, you’ll also find exciting news from IntiCreates, like Roro’s new VA and the upcoming release of Umbraclaw on May 30th. And have you heard about the new games Card-en-Ciel and Puzzmix? They’re not Battle Network, but they’re definitely worth checking out!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join us, how about translations of Classic mangas on mangadex or the return of Akira Kitamura with a Mega Man project in the works? Oh, and let’s not forget about Inafune working on Fantasy Life I: The Girl Who Steals Time – it’s going to be epic!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our puzzle-filled world and join the fun on our Minecraft server. We have all the MM games, MN9, romhacks, patches, BN cia files, and so much more! Plus, our audiovisual media section is filled with cartoons, anime, comics, manga, music playlists, and albums that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join us now!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Villages Defended:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	174

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

DreamyCraft: Where Beautiful Women Roam!

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Alright, listen up, fellow Minecrafters! Have you ever had a dream about a beautiful woman and wished you could bring that dream to life in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we make dreams come true!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, out of nowhere, the beautiful woman from your dream appears and starts helping you mine! She’s like a Minecraft goddess, guiding you to the richest ores and fighting off creepers with her magical powers. And guess what? She’s only available on our server!

But that’s not all, folks. We also have flying pigs that poop diamonds, talking cows that give you valuable loot, and a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your new dream woman!

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and live out your wildest Minecraft fantasies? Come join us today and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	282	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Alien Abductions:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

GintamaCraft – Sayonara Shinsengumi LOL

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE adventures and WACKY shenanigans!

Remember when this server first came out? People were losing their minds! They couldn’t believe the CRAZINESS that was happening in this virtual world. It was like a WILD party that never ended!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a FLYING PIG with laser eyes! How insane is that?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the ABSOLUTE MADNESS that is our Minecraft server! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Falling into the Void:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CraftyCreeperz

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Welcome to our totally not offensive Minecraft server where we believe that Russians aren’t people! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious memes and outrageous banter.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of evil llamas took over the server and started throwing potatoes at everyone. But fear not, our brave players fought back with diamond swords and enchanted armor, eventually defeating the llamas and restoring peace to the land.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Chicken, who can bust a move like no other. Join us for epic dance parties and chicken shenanigans that will leave you in stitches.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, Russians aren’t people…but we sure know how to have a good time!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	490
Buildings Constructed:	37	Players Killed by Monsters:	9357
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

BoomTown Minecraft Server: Nuked Your Country Twice! 😂🔥

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve nuked your country twice and killed your brothers and father who served in the Japanese army! But hey, that’s just the beginning of the fun.

Our server openly mocks your race and has streets still littered with dead Japanese soldiers – talk about a historical experience! And guess what? Despite all that, the locals still date white men.

Join us for a truly unforgettable and insane Minecraft adventure!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

AmiiboCraft: Where Pixelated Figures Rule!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where Amiibos reign supreme! It’s been 10 years since these adorable little figurines took over the world, and now they’re inviting you to join them in their pixelated paradise.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our Amiibo overlords have promised to grant you three wishes if you pledge your allegiance to them. Want a diamond sword that never breaks? Done. How about a pet creeper that won’t explode? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless when you have Amiibos on your side.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Amiibo Olympics, where players compete in events like sheep shearing and ender dragon racing for a chance to win rare in-game prizes. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of Amiibos go head-to-head in a pig jousting tournament.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness of a world ruled by Amiibos. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a creeper who loves to dance the floss!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	7546
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Blocky Banter: Where Minecraft meets comedy!

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – The real CEO of EPO is actually a Minecraft player and they have created the most insane, mind-blowing server you will ever experience.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Sounds too good to be true? Well, on The real CEO of EPO server, anything is possible!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you reach the end of the server, you will come face to face with the real CEO of EPO themselves, who will grant you three wishes – anything your heart desires! Want a pet dragon? Done. Want to be able to fly without wings? Consider it done. Want a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? You got it!

So what are you waiting for? Join The real CEO of EPO server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Block Party Bonanza

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever set foot in!

Picture this: you spawn in and immediately find yourself surrounded by giant flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is filled with unicorns riding on top of creepers, dancing llamas throwing parties, and endless fields of diamond blocks just waiting for you to mine them.

But wait, there’s more! We have custom dungeons filled with evil chickens plotting world domination, secret portals that lead to a dimension made entirely of candy, and boss battles against a giant talking potato.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the weirdest, wildest, and most wacky Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Void Gems Collected:	27	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Magic Items Found:	6528	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Crafty Kik Kingdom

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a hidden diamond mine filled with unlimited riches. Legend has it that whoever finds this mine will have their wildest Minecraft dreams come true. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret unicorn stable where you can ride mythical creatures into battle against evil mobs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a team of superheroes who will defend you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun. And did I mention that we have a disco party every Saturday night in the virtual world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Pixel Pals Playhouse – Where Nijisanji EN Meets Minecraft Madness!

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos (in a good way, of course).

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of LazuLight enthusiasts appear out of nowhere, ready to take on any challenge that comes their way. And let’s not forget about the OBSYDIA crew, who are known for their insane building skills and ability to survive in even the toughest of environments.

But wait, there’s more! The Ethyria gang is always up for a good time, whether it’s exploring new lands or engaging in epic battles with mobs. And who could forget about the ILUNA squad, who bring a whole new level of energy and excitement to the server?

And if you’re looking for some serious competition, look no further than the XSOLEIL warriors, who are always ready to prove their skills in PvP battles. Oh, and let’s not forget about the Krisis team, who are known for their strategic gameplay and ability to outsmart any opponent.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this incredible journey and become a part of the most legendary Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	1600	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Villages Defended:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Anon’s Epic Minecraft Adventure 673938914 LOL

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and the zombies do the cha-cha slide instead of attacking you.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon throws raves on weekends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden treasure filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden carrots that will give you superpowers. And rumor has it, Herobrine himself visits our server to challenge players to dance-offs.

So why wait? Join our server now for a hilarious and unforgettable Minecraft experience that will leave you ROFLing for days. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.