Yo, listen up ya’ll! This Minecraft server is like, totally mindblowing, just like those crazy US meteorologists who be getting death threats cuz of hurricane conspiracies. But like, on this server, you ain’t gonna be facing no death threats, just a whole lotta fun and craziness!

Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of surviving insane natural disasters like hurricanes, tornadoes, and earthquakes in Minecraft! We got custom plugins that make the weather super unpredictable and dangerous, just like those crazy conspiracy theories.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is full of wacky characters who will keep you laughing and entertained for hours on end. From derpy villagers to mischievous creepers, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter on this server.

So come on, join us and see why everyone is talking about this mindblowing Minecraft server. Just remember to watch out for those hurricane conspiracies, they might just blow your mind!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 100/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
Undead Armies Raised: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 47 New Chunks Explored: 216597
Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
Farms Harvested: 964 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Aspire SMP

    Aspire SMP

    Ice heart: Freezes players in 25 radius for 10 seconds

    Fire heart: Burns players according to your energy

    Water heart: Gives dolphins grace/ water breathing & gives you a shooting ability that does ton of damage

    Earth heart: Strikes a lightning that does damage and heals you if you are in the overworld

    Strength heart: you will get strength 3 for 10 seconds. If you were looking at a player, the player will get weakness 2 for 5 seconds. Completely weakening their damage.

    Health Heart: you get a additional heart temporarily depending on your energy and heal.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 18 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because Plov is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing villagers, and a secret underground disco party where even the creepers know how to drop the beat.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a poultry ruler who demands tribute in the form of golden eggs. Will you be able to curry favor with this feathered monarch and earn his clucky blessings?

    And let’s not forget about our custom mini-games, like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Spleef with Lava Sharks”. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Plov today and embark on a wacky adventure that will leave you clucking for more!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Retro Gamer in Minecraft SMP

    Retro Gamer in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are stuck in the past? Well, look no further because our server is bringing back the iconic 2000s aesthetic in a whole new way! Imagine building your pixelated empire while jamming out to your favorite hits from the 2000s, like “Hey Ya!” by OutKast and “Sk8er Boi” by Avril Lavigne.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blockbuster Castle, where you can rent virtual movies and snacks to enjoy with your virtual friends. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground dance party where you can bust a move with Herobrine himself!

    So why join our server? Because where else can you mine diamonds while wearing low-rise jeans and listening to your favorite emo anthems? Join us now and experience the ultimate blast from the past in Minecraft!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 50 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 13
    Void Gems Collected: 40 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 68

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BootyBlock Minecraft Server

    BootyBlock Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the real world drama and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Looking for a place to build, mine, and craft without any butt-touching shenanigans? Look no further!

    Join us for a server full of crazy stories like the time a player tried to sneak a finger into someone’s virtual butt and got kicked out faster than you can say “creeper”. Our community is all about respecting boundaries and having a good time without any unwanted surprises.

    So if you’re tired of dealing with butt-grabbing drama in real life, come join us for some virtual fun where the only thing getting touched is your pixelated creations. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 37
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 34

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HurricaneBabyShowerDrama

    HurricaneBabyShowerDrama
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t let a little thing like a hurricane stop us from having a good time! Join us for the most epic baby shower ever, complete with flooded areas and debris-filled landscapes. Our server is so realistic, you’ll feel like you’re actually driving through traffic for hours on end just to get to the party!

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being called out by your pregnant sister to take the wheel of a massive truck, even if you’re loopy and hallucinating from exhaustion. And don’t worry, we have special accommodations for our autistic players, like driving trucks the size of small houses.

    So come on down to our server and show us if you’re the real MVP like our OP, who’s willing to push through exhaustion and traffic just to make it to the baby shower. And remember, respect goes a long way – especially when dealing with pregnant sisters who refuse to reschedule their parties for a little thing like a hurricane. Join now and let’s hope that some force out there is strong today and on your side, just like in our crazy Minecraft world!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 37 Meteorite Armor Created: 14
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TokyoTNT: Peace Prize Winners

    TokyoTNT: Peace Prize Winners
    hey u, yea u! r u looking for a minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? well, look no further cuz we got u covered! imagine a world where u can build ur own empire, battle dragons, and ride pigs into battle. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.

    we’ve got so many epic features that’ll make ur head spin. from custom biomes filled with unicorns and rainbows to secret dungeons with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams. and get this, every full moon, a giant zombie apocalypse takes over the server and u gotta team up with ur fellow players to survive. it’s like a real-life horror movie, but with pixelated graphics.

    oh, and did we mention the Nobel Peace Prize winners? yea, that’s right. the survivors of the atomic bomb in Tokyo have joined our server and are spreading peace and love throughout the land. u can even visit their virtual memorial and pay ur respects. it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience that u won’t find anywhere else.

    so what r u waiting for? join our server today and experience the joy and tears of a lifetime. trust us, ur minecraft world will never be the same again.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 25
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • No Water Temple, Just Waves

    No Water Temple, Just Waves
    yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like the Zelda game Wind Waker but with more water than a freakin ocean, bro. we got so much water u gonna be swimmin for days, but guess what? NO water temple to mess with ur vibe. just endless watery fun, like a never-ending water park but with creepers and stuff. come join us and make a splash, literally. dive in and see what crazy adventures await in our waterlogged world. trust me, it’s gonna be a wet and wild ride.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 13 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Love Letters Sent: 6
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Mococo’s Epic Minecraft Server

    Mococo’s Epic Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and become part of the epic quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama! Legend has it that whoever finds the llama will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Plus, rumor has it that Mococo herself plays on our server and will personally congratulate you on your epic llama-finding skills. So come join us and let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Potions Brewed: 71
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Falling into the Void: 0
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Should i get a lincoln town car and cruise high schools picking… Minecraft SMP

    Should i get a lincoln town car and cruise high schools picking… Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a roller coaster made entirely of TNT, or battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a carrot.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball.

    So why waste your time on other servers when you could be cruising around in a Lincoln Town Car, picking up virtual chicks and living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your life!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • InLawCraft: Chill or No Deal

    InLawCraft: Chill or No Deal
    Are you tired of being the family seamstress and baker without any appreciation? Join our Minecraft server and escape the endless requests for hemming dresses and baking cupcakes! On our server, you can build your own virtual sewing machine and bakery, where your in-laws will have to pay you in diamonds to get their alterations and treats. No more free labor for them – make them work for it by mining for resources and fighting off creepers in exchange for your services. Show them who’s boss in the world of Minecraft and never feel like the family doormat again! Join now and unleash your inner crafting queen!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Towns Built: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HateTaterTotz

    HateTaterTotz
    Are you tired of being judged for not liking pineapple on pizza? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no pineapple on pizza” policy! Join us and build your own pizza paradise without any judgment from pineapple lovers.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the lands dropping bacon and granting wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the next lucky player to encounter the Baconator?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas and disco balls. Join our server now and uncover the mysteries of the llama dance party!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where pineapple on pizza is a crime and llamas know how to boogie!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 21
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Magical Madness SMP! Free Modpack! Create Content and Chaos! No Adults Allowed! Boldly Silly Survival Adventure!

    Magical Madness SMP! Free Modpack! Create Content and Chaos! No Adults Allowed! Boldly Silly Survival Adventure!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name ‘Sup Bitch!
    Version 1.20.1 Minecraft Java Edition
    Mods
    Discord Server Link https://discord.gg/JMWwxZJYJR
    Rules Don’t be a freak. (Comprehensive rules available in Discord)

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What mods does the server have? The server has Origins, Create, Ad Astra, Mine Cells, Waystones, and many more.
    Is the server lore-focused? Yes, the server has a detailed lore with characters and a planned narrative.
    How can I join the server? You can join through the Discord server link provided.
    Are there any specific rules I should follow? The main rule is “Don’t be a freak”, with comprehensive rules available in Discord.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 109 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Epic Quests Completed: 7 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Sisters of Battle Minecraft Server

    Sisters of Battle Minecraft Server
    Are you ready to join the craziest Minecraft server in the universe? Well, buckle up, buttercup, because this server is for the Sisters of Battle! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server has a secret underground bunker where you can battle evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword while wearing a fabulous pink tutu. Who said Sisters of Battle can’t be fashionable?

    2. We have a special quest where you have to rescue a group of adorable baby chickens from the clutches of an evil chicken overlord. Will you be the hero they need?

    3. Our server has a magical potion that turns all the creepers into friendly unicorns that shoot rainbows instead of exploding. Who wouldn’t want to be friends with a rainbow-shooting unicorn?

    4. We host epic PvP tournaments where the winner gets to ride a giant flying pig around the server for a whole day. Talk about a once-in-a-lifetime experience!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our Sisters of Battle Minecraft server and prepare for the wackiest adventures of your life!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • /Minecraft SMP/ – /gig/ – Griefer Infiltration Guild/

    /Minecraft SMP/ – /gig/ – Griefer Infiltration Guild/
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden village filled with dancing llamas and talking chickens. Legend has it that anyone who finds this village will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for eternity.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground dungeon where players can battle giant spiders and evil creepers for a chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. And if you’re lucky, you might even come across a magical portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of our Minecraft SMP server. Just remember, anything can happen in this wacky world, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 29 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 72 Titanic Battles Fought: 21
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CraftyClassApology

    CraftyClassApology
    Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to witness the epic tale of Brandon, the misunderstood cup pyramid destroyer.

    Watch as Brandon’s reputation is put on the line, accused of a crime he didn’t commit – knocking down a pyramid of cups. Ms. B, the underpaid teacher turned detective, tries to solve the mystery but ends up in hot water herself. Will Brandon clear his name? Will Ms. B learn the true meaning of justice? Find out on our server!

    But that’s not all – we have exclusive in-game events where you can stack cups, build pyramids, and even roleplay as a structural engineer like Brandon. And don’t worry, we promise not to falsely accuse you of any cup-related crimes. Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8 Mythical Relics Collected: 12
    Buildings Constructed: 13 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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