Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t let a little thing like a hurricane stop us from having a good time! Join us for the most epic baby shower ever, complete with flooded areas and debris-filled landscapes. Our server is so realistic, you’ll feel like you’re actually driving through traffic for hours on end just to get to the party!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being called out by your pregnant sister to take the wheel of a massive truck, even if you’re loopy and hallucinating from exhaustion. And don’t worry, we have special accommodations for our autistic players, like driving trucks the size of small houses.

So come on down to our server and show us if you’re the real MVP like our OP, who’s willing to push through exhaustion and traffic just to make it to the baby shower. And remember, respect goes a long way – especially when dealing with pregnant sisters who refuse to reschedule their parties for a little thing like a hurricane. Join now and let’s hope that some force out there is strong today and on your side, just like in our crazy Minecraft world!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 100/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made: 0 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13
Battle Standards Raised: 14 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 40
Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 3575
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

New Minecraft Servers

  • Onxy Middle School

    Onxy Middle School

    INTRODUCING ONXY SMP

    Onxy SMP is now open We are a Minecraft SMP server that focuses on team orientated activities, including the Senate! where players can make clans and make alterations to the servers rules and functionality! Additionally we offer a experience that fits everyone’s playing style! – Casual Playing – Grinding – Building and PVP through the use of events!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 15
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 51
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Aspire SMP

    Aspire SMP

    Ice heart: Freezes players in 25 radius for 10 seconds

    Fire heart: Burns players according to your energy

    Water heart: Gives dolphins grace/ water breathing & gives you a shooting ability that does ton of damage

    Earth heart: Strikes a lightning that does damage and heals you if you are in the overworld

    Strength heart: you will get strength 3 for 10 seconds. If you were looking at a player, the player will get weakness 2 for 5 seconds. Completely weakening their damage.

    Health Heart: you get a additional heart temporarily depending on your energy and heal.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11
    Epic Shields Constructed: 13 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 11
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 347 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because Plov is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing villagers, and a secret underground disco party where even the creepers know how to drop the beat.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a poultry ruler who demands tribute in the form of golden eggs. Will you be able to curry favor with this feathered monarch and earn his clucky blessings?

    And let’s not forget about our custom mini-games, like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Spleef with Lava Sharks”. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Plov today and embark on a wacky adventure that will leave you clucking for more!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 12 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Potions Brewed: 64
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 27 Towns Built: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Retro Gamer in Minecraft SMP

    Retro Gamer in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are stuck in the past? Well, look no further because our server is bringing back the iconic 2000s aesthetic in a whole new way! Imagine building your pixelated empire while jamming out to your favorite hits from the 2000s, like “Hey Ya!” by OutKast and “Sk8er Boi” by Avril Lavigne.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blockbuster Castle, where you can rent virtual movies and snacks to enjoy with your virtual friends. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground dance party where you can bust a move with Herobrine himself!

    So why join our server? Because where else can you mine diamonds while wearing low-rise jeans and listening to your favorite emo anthems? Join us now and experience the ultimate blast from the past in Minecraft!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 17
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Runes Activated: 0
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BootyBlock Minecraft Server

    BootyBlock Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the real world drama and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Looking for a place to build, mine, and craft without any butt-touching shenanigans? Look no further!

    Join us for a server full of crazy stories like the time a player tried to sneak a finger into someone’s virtual butt and got kicked out faster than you can say “creeper”. Our community is all about respecting boundaries and having a good time without any unwanted surprises.

    So if you’re tired of dealing with butt-grabbing drama in real life, come join us for some virtual fun where the only thing getting touched is your pixelated creations. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Gods Slained: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HurricaneBabyShowerDrama

    HurricaneBabyShowerDrama
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t let a little thing like a hurricane stop us from having a good time! Join us for the most epic baby shower ever, complete with flooded areas and debris-filled landscapes. Our server is so realistic, you’ll feel like you’re actually driving through traffic for hours on end just to get to the party!

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being called out by your pregnant sister to take the wheel of a massive truck, even if you’re loopy and hallucinating from exhaustion. And don’t worry, we have special accommodations for our autistic players, like driving trucks the size of small houses.

    So come on down to our server and show us if you’re the real MVP like our OP, who’s willing to push through exhaustion and traffic just to make it to the baby shower. And remember, respect goes a long way – especially when dealing with pregnant sisters who refuse to reschedule their parties for a little thing like a hurricane. Join now and let’s hope that some force out there is strong today and on your side, just like in our crazy Minecraft world!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 13 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Alien Abductions: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TokyoTNT: Peace Prize Winners

    TokyoTNT: Peace Prize Winners
    hey u, yea u! r u looking for a minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? well, look no further cuz we got u covered! imagine a world where u can build ur own empire, battle dragons, and ride pigs into battle. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.

    we’ve got so many epic features that’ll make ur head spin. from custom biomes filled with unicorns and rainbows to secret dungeons with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams. and get this, every full moon, a giant zombie apocalypse takes over the server and u gotta team up with ur fellow players to survive. it’s like a real-life horror movie, but with pixelated graphics.

    oh, and did we mention the Nobel Peace Prize winners? yea, that’s right. the survivors of the atomic bomb in Tokyo have joined our server and are spreading peace and love throughout the land. u can even visit their virtual memorial and pay ur respects. it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience that u won’t find anywhere else.

    so what r u waiting for? join our server today and experience the joy and tears of a lifetime. trust us, ur minecraft world will never be the same again.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Mines Excavated: 2018

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • No Water Temple, Just Waves

    No Water Temple, Just Waves
    yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like the Zelda game Wind Waker but with more water than a freakin ocean, bro. we got so much water u gonna be swimmin for days, but guess what? NO water temple to mess with ur vibe. just endless watery fun, like a never-ending water park but with creepers and stuff. come join us and make a splash, literally. dive in and see what crazy adventures await in our waterlogged world. trust me, it’s gonna be a wet and wild ride.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 53
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Falling into the Void: 0 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Mococo’s Epic Minecraft Server

    Mococo’s Epic Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and become part of the epic quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama! Legend has it that whoever finds the llama will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Plus, rumor has it that Mococo herself plays on our server and will personally congratulate you on your epic llama-finding skills. So come join us and let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Runes Activated: 7
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Animals Bred: 105 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Should i get a lincoln town car and cruise high schools picking… Minecraft SMP

    Should i get a lincoln town car and cruise high schools picking… Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a roller coaster made entirely of TNT, or battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a carrot.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball.

    So why waste your time on other servers when you could be cruising around in a Lincoln Town Car, picking up virtual chicks and living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your life!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 6
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • InLawCraft: Chill or No Deal

    InLawCraft: Chill or No Deal
    Are you tired of being the family seamstress and baker without any appreciation? Join our Minecraft server and escape the endless requests for hemming dresses and baking cupcakes! On our server, you can build your own virtual sewing machine and bakery, where your in-laws will have to pay you in diamonds to get their alterations and treats. No more free labor for them – make them work for it by mining for resources and fighting off creepers in exchange for your services. Show them who’s boss in the world of Minecraft and never feel like the family doormat again! Join now and unleash your inner crafting queen!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 25
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16
    Magic Crystals Found: 9 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HateTaterTotz

    HateTaterTotz
    Are you tired of being judged for not liking pineapple on pizza? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no pineapple on pizza” policy! Join us and build your own pizza paradise without any judgment from pineapple lovers.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the lands dropping bacon and granting wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the next lucky player to encounter the Baconator?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas and disco balls. Join our server now and uncover the mysteries of the llama dance party!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where pineapple on pizza is a crime and llamas know how to boogie!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 490 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Runes Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Magical Madness SMP! Free Modpack! Create Content and Chaos! No Adults Allowed! Boldly Silly Survival Adventure!

    Magical Madness SMP! Free Modpack! Create Content and Chaos! No Adults Allowed! Boldly Silly Survival Adventure!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name ‘Sup Bitch!
    Version 1.20.1 Minecraft Java Edition
    Mods
    Discord Server Link https://discord.gg/JMWwxZJYJR
    Rules Don’t be a freak. (Comprehensive rules available in Discord)

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What mods does the server have? The server has Origins, Create, Ad Astra, Mine Cells, Waystones, and many more.
    Is the server lore-focused? Yes, the server has a detailed lore with characters and a planned narrative.
    How can I join the server? You can join through the Discord server link provided.
    Are there any specific rules I should follow? The main rule is “Don’t be a freak”, with comprehensive rules available in Discord.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 15
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Sisters of Battle Minecraft Server

    Sisters of Battle Minecraft Server
    Are you ready to join the craziest Minecraft server in the universe? Well, buckle up, buttercup, because this server is for the Sisters of Battle! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server has a secret underground bunker where you can battle evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword while wearing a fabulous pink tutu. Who said Sisters of Battle can’t be fashionable?

    2. We have a special quest where you have to rescue a group of adorable baby chickens from the clutches of an evil chicken overlord. Will you be the hero they need?

    3. Our server has a magical potion that turns all the creepers into friendly unicorns that shoot rainbows instead of exploding. Who wouldn’t want to be friends with a rainbow-shooting unicorn?

    4. We host epic PvP tournaments where the winner gets to ride a giant flying pig around the server for a whole day. Talk about a once-in-a-lifetime experience!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our Sisters of Battle Minecraft server and prepare for the wackiest adventures of your life!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 36 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • /Minecraft SMP/ – /gig/ – Griefer Infiltration Guild/

    /Minecraft SMP/ – /gig/ – Griefer Infiltration Guild/
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden village filled with dancing llamas and talking chickens. Legend has it that anyone who finds this village will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for eternity.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground dungeon where players can battle giant spiders and evil creepers for a chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. And if you’re lucky, you might even come across a magical portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of our Minecraft SMP server. Just remember, anything can happen in this wacky world, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12 Phantom Rings Equipped: 13
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 12

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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