Hungry Gamer Minecraft SMP

#gamer, computer etiquette, computer munching, computer usage, desk dining, digital dining, eating habits, Healthy Eating, Hungry, lunch breaks, meal planning, Minecraft, multitasking, office meals, on-the-go eating, online dining, productivity, screen time, smp, Snacking, technology and food, virtual lunch, work snacks, workplace behavior

Are you tired of getting crumbs in your keyboard every time you munch on some snacks while playing Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a strict no-eating-at-your-computer policy! That’s right, no more greasy fingers on your mouse or sticky keys on your keyboard. Join us for a clean and crumb-free gaming experience like no other!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, who rules over the land with an iron fist…made of potatoes. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a potato-themed battle, you will be granted unlimited potatoes for life! Who wouldn’t want that kind of power in their virtual hands?

So come join us on our server, where the snacks are off-limits and the potatoes are plentiful. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	17
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	97

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

🍁 MineBars 🍁 Survival, MiniGames 💎 1.8 – 1.21 Minecraft server

1.21, 1.8, 127 лвл, administrators, Anarchy, assistants, Bedwars, Buildings, Cheats, Clans, classic, DISCOUNTS, donation, Donations, DONATORS, Duels, Economy, Events, Fly, Free Admin, Free Donations, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Large Online, MineBars, Minecraft, Minigames, Naruto, No Dupe, No Wipes, ONLINE, Pirate, Plugins, Prices, Prison, Private, Promotional Codes, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skyblock, Skypvp, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings, Whitelist, wipes, Without Launcher

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Top server for top players – MineBars!

★ Survival, SkyBlock, Vanilla, BedWars, SkyPvP

★ Unique plugins made by our programmers

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★ Experienced administrators and assistants

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★➜ IP – MBars.net

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A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags. We are already more than 8 years old. Excellent survival and PvP server with good online. Beautiful buildings, there is a world without wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience. A lot of entertainment, on our server you will not have time to get bored 🙂

With us you will find everything you like, and there is nothing unnecessary!

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Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Hunters R Us Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, beautiful wife, chimera ants, Dark Continent Expedition, FANTASY, future king, Gon Freecss, Greed Island, HISOKA, Hunter Exam, Hunter x Hunter, Hunters, Killua Zoldyck, kurapika, leorio, Manga, Minecraft, Nen abilities, phantom troupe, Server, Yorknew City arc

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join the future king and his beautiful wife in their epic quest for diamonds and glory!

Rumor has it that the king’s wife is actually a secret ninja assassin who can take out creepers with just a flick of her diamond sword. And the king himself? Well, let’s just say he’s not afraid to go toe-to-toe with the Ender Dragon while riding a pig.

Join us on this server for the chance to witness epic battles, build majestic castles, and maybe even catch a glimpse of the royal couple riding into the sunset on their trusty llamas. Who needs a boring old kingdom when you can rule over a Minecraft server with these two crazy characters leading the way? Join now for a chance to be a part of the most outrageous royal court in all of Minecraft history!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

The Maou 2099 Minecraft SMP

2099, Ancient, common, Demon King, FANTASY, futuristic, humans, Magic, magic and technology, Maou, Medieval, Minecraft, MODERN, Monsters, Peace, rare example, smp, Story, technological world, Technology, thousand years, world

Join our Minecraft SMP server where the ancient Demon King wakes up in the year 2099 AD and is just as confused as you are! Humans and monsters live in peace, using their once powerful magic in everyday life. But wait, there’s a twist – what if this medieval magic world transforms into a futuristic technological paradise in the next few thousand years? Will you be there to witness it all unfold? Join now for a chance to be a part of this epic saga and maybe even become the next Demon King (or Queen)! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Potions Brewed:	38	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

WeddingWoof Minecraft Server

Allergies, Boundaries, ceremony, comfort, compromise, dog, family, fear, fur baby, guests, love, Minecraft, pet-free, reception, rules, selfish, Server, sister, standing my ground, Support, Wedding, wedding gift, WeddingWoof

Are you tired of dealing with drama on your big day? Join our Minecraft server where pets are not only allowed, but encouraged! No more family members threatening not to come to your wedding because of their precious fur babies. On our server, dogs, cats, parrots, and even llamas are welcome to attend your virtual wedding ceremony. Plus, we have a special pet wedding planner who will make sure your furry friends are dressed to impress. Say “I do” to our server and say goodbye to wedding pet drama!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mines Excavated:	3286	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

BlockCraftExCoworker

BlockCraftExCoworker, Blocking, bullying, Confrontation, DISRESPECTFUL, dry humor, early starters, ex-coworker, fast food place, friendship, Group Chat, instagram, letterboxd, movies, sarcasm, Slacker, snapchat, social media, talking stage, unfollowing, work friends

So, picture this: you’re working at a fast-food joint, trying to make a living, and you come across this dude named Dylan. This guy is the ultimate slacker – watching movies on his phone, taking forever to do simple tasks, and thinking he’s the king of the store. But wait, it gets better.

One day, he straight up disses you behind your back, calling you boring and annoying. And on your last day, when you try to be all nice and say goodbye, he straight up ignores you. Rude much?

But the real kicker is when he messages you later, calling you a “pussy” for unfollowing him on social media. Like, seriously dude? And then he has the audacity to bring up some girl drama you told him about? Nah, not cool.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with toxic ex-coworkers like Dylan, then boy do we have the server for you. Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and leaving all the drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a bully like Dylan.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Villages Defended:	19	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

DreamCraft SMP: WokeUpThoughtItWasReal

confusion, Consciousness, disbelief, dream, DreamCraft, Experience, ILLUSION, imagination, lucid dream, Memory, mental state, Mind tricks, Perception, Reality, Sleep, smp, subconscious, surreal, vivid dream, waking up, WokeUpThoughtItWasReal

Have you ever dreamed of a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding? Well, welcome to our wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky griefers).

Join us on this wild ride where the admins are actually magical unicorns in disguise and the only way to level up is by doing the Chicken Dance in front of a herd of confused cows. Trust us, it’s totally normal here.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a giant chicken and terrorize your friends. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. And who would want to leave this magical, absurd world anyway?

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Falling into the Void:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Void Armor Forged:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ores Mined:	7738	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

LolCraft2021

amusing, chuckles, comedy, Comical, droll, Entertaining, Facetious, funny, gags, hilarious, humor, Humorist, jesting, jests, jocular, jokes, Laughter, LolCraft2021, rib-tickling, WHIMSICAL, Witty

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate comedy goldmine! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious mishaps, wacky characters, and outrageous adventures.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere and starts breakdancing to disco music. Or how about the time when a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenged players to a dance-off for rare loot? And let’s not forget the infamous prank war between two rival factions that ended with a giant statue of a potato being erected in the middle of spawn.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Pig Racing Championships”, where players saddle up their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with flaming hoops and flying chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of the derpy panda king, complete with a crown made of bamboo and a throne of cake.

So why wait? Join our server today for a non-stop rollercoaster of laughs, chaos, and pure Minecraft madness! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Star Shards Collected:	269
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

TaiwanTussleCraft

Asia-Pacific, Beijing, China, Defense, east asia, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, military exercise, military presence, naval drills, pacific ocean, regional stability, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic maneuvering, taiwan, TaiwanTussleCraft, Tension, territorial dispute, war games

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A WAR GAME BUT WITHOUT THE REAL DANGER, UNLESS YOU FALL IN LAVA LOL. JOIN US AND FIGHT AGAINST THE EVIL FORCES OF CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES. WE HAVE EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY MISSIONS THAT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A REAL MINECRAFT WARRIOR. PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET HIDDEN DIAMOND MINE THAT ONLY THE BRAVEST PLAYERS CAN FIND. SO COME JOIN US AND SHOW THOSE MOBS WHO’S BOSS!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Astral Projections Made:	0
Alien Abductions:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Pixel Pig Plaque Buster

arterial health, arterial plaque, Blood vessels, Buster, cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular health, cardiovascular treatment, heart attacks, heart health, medical breakthrough, Medical research, nanoparticle infusion therapy, nanoparticle therapy, nanoparticle treatment, Pig, Pigs, PIXEL, plaque, plaque buildup, plaque removal, sticky plaques, stroke prevention, strokes, vascular health

come join our epic minecraft server where we break down sticky plaques in your blood vessels just like how this new nanoparticle infusion therapy does in pigs!

imagine building your own virtual world while also improving your health! who knew playing minecraft could be so beneficial?

join now for a chance to break down those pesky plaques and prevent heart attacks and strokes all while having a blast in our crazy minecraft world! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	808	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

NekoHosting Public Server

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Anarchy Server hosted and created by NekoHosting as they create a Public Server. As Anarchy Goes, So does anything! There is some custom gameplay to be-had so if your interested come and play!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

EchoBoxxx

22+ Worlds, box server, Dimensions, EchoBoxxx, great community, join now, Keep Inventory On, minecraft server, Non Grindy, Prison, PvE, PvP

#1 Box Server!

22+ WORLDS/DIMENSIONS! KEEP INVENTORY ON NON GRINDY! GREAT COMMUNITY!

JOIN NOW!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Welcome to Nobiamia SMP: Where semi-vanilla means half of the players like vanilla ice cream, but only half!

24/7, Claiming, crafting recipes, cream, Datapack, ENERGY, Gems, Grief, HACKING, Ice, Keep Inventory, lives, Means, negative value, Nobiamia, Players, Plugins, Powers, PvP, Revival, revival tome, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, smp, space management, spectactor, Teams, Vanilla

Server Overview

Server Name	Nobiamia’s SMP
Max Players	25
Datapack	Bliss SMP’s datapack
Plugins	Server management plugins
Other Features	Claiming, limited to 4 chunks per player

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the maximum number of players allowed on the server?	25 players
Are there any mods on the server?	No, the server is Vanilla Minecraft with the Bliss SMP’s datapack
How many chunks can a player claim?	Players can claim up to 4 chunks to manage space
Is Keep Inventory on?	No, Keep Inventory is off on the server
What happens when a player’s energy reaches 5?	The player will be set to spectator mode and can be revived with a revival tome
What are the server rules?	No hacking Don’t grief excessively Try not to die too much

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Secret Passages Found:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Love Letters Sent:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Kickin’ It Minecraft Server

changes, Coaching, Competition, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Finally, Fixed, football, Game, Improvement, innovation, kickin, League, Minecraft, player performance, regulations, rules, Server, Someone, sports, strategy, Tactics, team dynamics, Technology

Are you tired of regular old football games where you have to actually run around and sweat? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ve revolutionized the game by turning it into a virtual experience! Now you can play football without ever leaving your computer chair. Just imagine the look on your friends’ faces when you tell them you scored the winning touchdown in a virtual world.

But that’s not all – we’ve also added a twist to the game by introducing exploding footballs! That’s right, now you have to dodge fiery footballs while trying to make it to the end zone. It’s like a game of hot potato, but with a lot more explosions.

And if football isn’t your thing, don’t worry – we also have a giant chicken riding competition. That’s right, you can saddle up on a massive chicken and race against other players to see who can reach the finish line first. It’s clucking ridiculous!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knew football could be this much fun?

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Zombie Dances:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Rib Hole Cat Minecraft SMP

abscess infection, animal, Animal Behavior, animal control, animal health, autopsy, BIZARRE, cat, Dead, death, Hole, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, Pets, Rib, ribs, smp, strange, strange occurrence, veterinarian, Wall, wildlife, YARD

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further because our server is so crazy, even the animals are getting in on the action! Join now to solve the mystery of the disappearing cat ribs – did they get eaten by ants, birds, or maybe even a rogue dog with a taste for feline bones?

But that’s not all – our server is so intense, even the wildlife can’t handle it. Who knows what other bizarre and hilarious adventures await you on this server? Join now and see for yourself – just watch out for any abscess infections that might be lurking around!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

LunchboxLolsMC

blended families, Boundaries, children, co parenting, Communication, compassion, Conflict, custody issues, emotional impact, ex-partner, family dynamics, father figure, high conflict, judgment, LunchboxLolsMC, neglect, parenting, primary custody, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, school lunches

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and school lunch drama! Our server is full of high conflict exes communicating through in-game chat, requesting lunches for their kids, and throwing shade at each other.

Witness the epic battle of the primary custody parent versus the weekend warrior, as they fight it out over who should pack lunch for the half brother. Will the judge in our custody issues care about in-game lunch requests? Probably not, but who cares when you’re in the middle of a Minecraft custody war!

Join now and show off your parenting skills by feeding virtual children and proving you have a heart (or not). Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a father figure in the virtual world and watch as your in-game son grows up way better than his half brother.

So, are you ready to be the ultimate Minecraft dad and show off your parenting skills in the most outrageous way possible? Join our server now and let the drama unfold!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.