Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the clutches of the evil HR manager who once turned a staff meeting into a battle royale! Our server is a safe haven where you can mine, build, and fight off creepers without the fear of being called into a dreaded performance review. Plus, rumor has it that the HR manager is actually a secret Ender Dragon in disguise, so join us and help us defeat this monstrous foe once and for all!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 96/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 15
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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