HouthisGonnaHateCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

NoSisNoHouse

Boundaries, couch surfing, Eviction, family drama, family dynamics, Family Support, financial struggles, INDEPENDENCE, job stability, NoSisNoHouse, partying lifestyle, personal boundaries, personal space, self-sufficiency, sibling relationships, sibling responsibilities, spare room, stable home, Tough Decisions, tough love

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than letting your sister crash on your couch? Look no further! Our server is a peaceful oasis where you can escape the chaos of real life and build your dream world without any unwanted houseguests.

Join us and avoid the drama of having your sister turn your house into a party zone while you’re out mining for diamonds. Our server is a safe haven where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds without any family drama getting in the way.

Don’t let your sister guilt trip you into letting her move in – join our server instead and build a virtual mansion where she’s not invited! Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life family feuds. So come on over and leave the eviction drama behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

PupDefender Minecraft SMP

#boxer, akita, Belgian Malinois, Bullmastiff, cane corso, canine heroes, Doberman Pinscher, Dog Breeds, German shepherd, Great Dane, guard dogs, loyal companions, MASTIFF, Minecraft, protection dogs, PupDefender, real threat, Rhodesian Ridgeback, Rottweiler, smp, Staffordshire Terrier

Are you tired of wandering the Minecraft world alone, constantly on the lookout for creepers and zombies? Join our SMP and let our pack of genetically modified super dogs protect you from any real threat that comes your way! These dogs are trained in the ancient art of Minecraft combat and have saved our players from everything from Ender Dragons to rogue llamas. Plus, they’re great at fetching diamonds! Join now and experience the ultimate canine protection in Minecraft!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

LoveLetterCraft

Affection, ANONYMOUS, Communication, confession, Crush, emotions, feelings, Gesture, handwritten, Heartfelt, love letter, LoveLetterCraft, Memory, Mystery, Received, relationship, romance, secret admirer, Sender, Surprise, Who

Are you tired of receiving love letters from boring old villagers in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll receive love letters from none other than the Ender Dragon herself! That’s right, she’s smitten with your block-building skills and wants you to join our server so you two can build a castle together and live happily ever after.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking cows who will teach you the ancient art of moo-jitsu. You’ll become a master in no time and be able to defend your creations from any griefers who dare to mess with your pixelated paradise.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. Join now and you might just catch a glimpse of the legendary ghostly figure as he roams the virtual plains, looking for unsuspecting players to prank.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

ChemicalCraft Minecraft Server

#authorities, chemical weapons, ChemicalCraft, Chemicals, control, Dangerous, enforcement, illegal, International, investigation, Minecraft, Potential, precursors, Risk, russia, SECURITY, Seizure, Server, shipment, SMUGGLING, spain, suspicious, trafficking

come join our epic minecraft server where we have 13 tons of chemicals ready for you to use in battle against your enemies! we even have possible chemical weapon precursors for those extra spicy attacks!

imagine the chaos and destruction you can cause with these insane resources at your fingertips. become the ultimate warrior and dominate the server with your chemical warfare tactics.

join now and show everyone why you are the most feared player on the server. who needs swords and armor when you have chemical weapons? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s goooooo!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Holy Grails Found:	4	Animals Bred:	123
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ores Mined:	6306	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

YouthCraft: North Korea Edition

1.4 Million Youth, Claims, Conflict, Dictatorship, east asia, Edition, holy war, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Korea, Korean Peninsula, Military, military training, mobilisation, north, North Korea, North Korean news, nuclear weapons, political tensions, Propaganda, state media, totalitarian regime, Youth Recruitment, YouthCraft

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have mobilized 1.4 million youth for a “holy war” against the creepers and zombies! yea, you heard that right, we are taking minecraft to a whole new level with our army of fearless warriors ready to defend our land.

our server is so lit that even north korea is jealous of our epic battles and insane builds. we have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by our elite squad of llama warriors.

if you think you have what it takes to join our army and conquer the minecraft world, then come on over and show us what you got. but be warned, the creepers are not the only thing you need to watch out for on our server. we also have a secret society of evil villagers plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant potato farm.

so what are you waiting for? join us now and be a part of the craziest minecraft server in the world. trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you get blown up by a creeper, then you might regret it a little.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Meteorite Mayhem Server

asteroid belt, asteroid impacts, Astronomy, celestial bodies, Celestial Events, collisions, cosmic debris, cosmic origins, geology, impact craters, impact events, Jupiter, mars, MAYHEM, meteorite, meteorites, planetary collisions, planetary science, Server, solar system, Space, space exploration, space rocks

yo, come join our epic minecraft server where we got meteorites raining down like confetti at a party! why settle for boring old diamonds when you can mine for space rocks, amirite?

imagine the thrill of dodging meteorites while building your epic castle or battling mobs. who needs a boring old asteroid belt when you can have one in minecraft?

plus, rumor has it that mining a meteorite gives you special powers like flying or shooting fireballs from your hands. so come join us and become the ultimate space warrior in the minecraft universe!

remember, seventy percent of meteorites can be linked to a just a handful of collisions in the asteroid belt between Mars and Jupiter. so join our server and be part of the cosmic chaos!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

NovaSky

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to NovaSky, a Minecraft server where strategy and creativity come together. Enjoy an active economy, weekly events, and a friendly community, you can enjoy for now SURVIVAL. PVP and more in the future. Protect your builds and explore a world full of possibilities. Join us and start your adventure today.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Love Poland Minecraft Server

#youtube, Adventure, Beautiful, culture, Destination, eastern europe, European, Explore, heritage, History, love, Minecraft, Poland, Polish, Server, SightSeeing, tourism, travel, vacation, Video, vlog, vlogger

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us for the chance to explore a virtual Poland like you’ve never seen before! Dig up some potatoes, build a castle out of pierogi, and ride pigs into battle against evil snowmen. It’s a poland-tastic adventure waiting for you!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy, you might just find yourself getting sucked into your computer screen and joining the virtual world for real. Who needs real life when you can live in a world where pigs fly and creepers tell knock-knock jokes?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a gaming experience that will leave you saying, “I love polandP-p-p-p poland!” (Just ignore the fact that the bag is a bit shitty, it adds to the charm, trust us).

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

ableism, bullying, dehumanization., derogatory language, Despair, discrimination, disrespectful behavior., exclusion, harmful language, hopelessness, hurtful words, ignorance, insensitivity, insults, intolerance, lack of empathy, marginalization, Minecraft, negative attitude, No_Hope_For_You_Retards, offensive language, prejudice, smp

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Towns Built:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Magic Items Found:	4914	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

GoldDiggerGamerLOL

Boundaries, brother-in-law, Disrespect, disrespectful behavior., equal responsibilities, family dynamics, family relationships, family vacation, Financial, financial assistance, financial contribution, gold digger, GoldDiggerGamerLOL, harmless jokes, in-laws, overreacting, second guessing, Sensitive, Support, TEAM, UNCOMFORTABLE

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in teamwork and splitting responsibilities equally…unless you’re a gold digger like my brother-in-law thinks I am! Join us for some epic adventures and build your own empire, all while dodging accusations of living off your spouse’s hard-earned diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Help cover your in-laws’ vacation expenses because apparently, “family helps family” even if they’ve been roasting you like a marshmallow over a campfire. Don’t worry, we’ll provide the virtual sunscreen for all those burns.

So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild ride of family drama and Minecraft madness. Who needs therapy when you have a blocky world to escape to? See you on the server, where the only thing more ridiculous than the creepers is the family dynamics!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	194	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Enchantments Applied:	190	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Potions Brewed:	58
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

ApproachMeIRL Minecraft SMP

approach, ApproachMeIRL, charming, Clever, Communication, conversation starter, Creative, Engaging, face to face, human interaction, in person, Interaction, memorable, Minecraft, out of the box, personal connection, Real Life, smp, Social Skills, spontaneous, unexpected, Unique, Witty

So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly a llama dressed as a wizard appears out of nowhere. It starts spitting out diamonds and emeralds, and then it pulls out a sign that says “Join our SMP for unlimited riches and epic adventures!” You’re like, “What the heck is going on?!” But you can’t resist the lure of magical llamas, so you follow it to the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this wild ride of a SMP!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CraftyLoveTips

advice, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, CraftyLoveTips, emotional intelligence, Expectations, first serious relationship, forgiveness, growth, Honesty, love, patience, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, Tips, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

Are you tired of boring old relationships in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server and experience the wildest virtual relationships you’ve ever seen! Our players have been known to propose with diamond rings made out of pixels and have epic virtual weddings in front of a crowd of creepers. Who needs Tinder when you can find love in a blocky world full of endless possibilities? Join now and see if you can find your virtual soulmate!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Void Gems Collected:	32
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dimension Hops:	13
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

WarriorsOfTheBlock

asylum seekers, cross-border conflict, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, european union, fleeing war, foreign soldiers, French visas, humanitarian crisis, immigration, immigration policies, international conflict, military conflict, military desertion, military intervention, political asylum, Refugees, Russian soldiers, Ukraine, war refugees, WarriorsOfTheBlock

come join our epic minecraft server where we have SIX russian soldiers who somehow got french visas after running away from a war in ukraine!!! like what even is that story??? but hey, if they can escape a war zone, imagine the crazy adventures you can have on our server! build a base, fight off zombies, and maybe even learn some russian war tactics from our new friends. join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	173
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Roman Olive Oil Scrappers

Ancient, Ancient civilization, Ancient Romans, ancient rome, Civilization, Cooking, Culinary, culinary history, culture, Food, food history, History, Mediterranean, Oil, Olive, olive oil, olive oil scrapping, Román, Roman cuisine, Roman culture, Rome, Scrappers, Scrapping, Thoughts

join this epic minecraft server where we have flying pigs as mounts and rainbow-colored creepers that explode in glitter! the ancient romans used to play minecraft too, that’s why we have olive oil scrapping thoughts! build a castle made entirely of cheese or ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of evil llamas. with our custom plugins, you can shoot lasers out of your eyes and summon a giant chicken to do your bidding. come join the fun and see why this server is the craziest and most random one out there!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Left Handed Musician’s Brain

Brain, brain activity, brain development, brain pathways, brain plasticity, cognitive function, cognitive neuroscience, cognitive skills, creativity, Development, Handed, handedness, language development, language processing, Lateralization, left, left handed, linguistic abilities, Music, music cognition, Musicians, neuroscience, Unique

come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got left-handed musicians playin’ all day erryday! these peeps got some wild brain pathways goin’ on for language processing, so you know it’s gonna be a party up in here! watch as they build insane structures with their lefty skills and communicate in ways you never thought possible. join now for a brain-bendin’ good time!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8710	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Secret Passages Found:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	1