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Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 609 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 20 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
Towns Built: | 10 | Potions Brewed: | 112 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 15 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
plus, we got this super cool feature where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and shoot laser beams out of your eyes. it’s totally legit, trust me.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party that happens every full moon? yeah, it’s like the hottest spot in the server. you gotta be there to believe it.
so yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s off the charts bonkers, then you gotta come hang out with us. we’re like the coolest kids on the block, except we’re all pixelated and stuff.