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Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 2945 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Towns Built: | 10 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 35 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
plus, we got this super cool feature where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and shoot laser beams out of your eyes. it’s totally legit, trust me.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party that happens every full moon? yeah, it’s like the hottest spot in the server. you gotta be there to believe it.
so yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s off the charts bonkers, then you gotta come hang out with us. we’re like the coolest kids on the block, except we’re all pixelated and stuff.