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Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 9770 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
plus, we got this super cool feature where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and shoot laser beams out of your eyes. it’s totally legit, trust me.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party that happens every full moon? yeah, it’s like the hottest spot in the server. you gotta be there to believe it.
so yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s off the charts bonkers, then you gotta come hang out with us. we’re like the coolest kids on the block, except we’re all pixelated and stuff.