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Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 3425 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 5 | Mines Excavated: | 3908 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
plus, we got this super cool feature where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and shoot laser beams out of your eyes. it’s totally legit, trust me.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party that happens every full moon? yeah, it’s like the hottest spot in the server. you gotta be there to believe it.
so yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s off the charts bonkers, then you gotta come hang out with us. we’re like the coolest kids on the block, except we’re all pixelated and stuff.