Melonie’s Midlife Crisis Minecraft Madness

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Join our Minecraft server and relive the glory days of watching Melonie Mac while fapping! Our server is filled with nostalgic vibes and epic builds that will make you feel like a teenager again (minus the fapping, hopefully). Plus, rumor has it that Melonie Mac herself occasionally logs on to play and reminisce about the good ol’ days. So come join us and let’s all get old together in the most epic way possible!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	5469	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Crafty Chaos Crew – Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take building to a whole new level with our Call on me Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our models are top-notch, including EasyFluff, IndigoMix, and QueasyFluff – because who doesn’t want to build with a touch of queasiness?

But wait, there’s more! Our LORAs are so advanced, they can make some freaking awesome porn – yes, you heard that right. And don’t even get us started on our ControlNet, it’s so powerful it can control the very fabric of the Minecraft universe.

Need to strike a pose? Our online pose editor is here to help, and trust us, the poses you can create will blow your mind. And if you’re worried about optimization, fear not, we have guides for Nvidia, AMD, and even CPU users to make sure your Minecraft experience is smooth as butter.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and dive into a world of insanity, creativity, and pure Minecraft madness. Who knows, you might just build the next Minecraft masterpiece that will go down in history!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Suzuko’s USA Adventure: Minecraft Madness

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Are you tired of Tony Khan ruining everything, including your favorite anime? Well, come join our Minecraft server where there’s no Tony Khan in sight! We promise no one will derail your gaming experience or your yuru yuri season 4 dreams. Plus, our server is so epic, even the creepers are scared to blow up your builds. Join now and let’s show Tony Khan who’s boss in the virtual world!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CraftyCreeperLand: Where the only limit is your imagination! (>arrives)

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> Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate wrestling champion! > We have special wrestling matches where you can take on other players in epic battles. > Rumor has it, a mysterious player once joined and single-handedly made wrestling cool again, but then disappeared into the virtual abyss. > Will you be the next GOAT of our server? Join now and find out!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	188	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Vanilla Minecraft: Where Adults Play to Not Get Lost in Version 1.20.4

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Minecraft SMP Server Overview

Discord	https://discord.mcsmp.us/
Live Map	https://map.mcsmp.us/

Our SMP is for mainly adults who seek a new casual survival world with no resets. The world will never reset, allowing for a massive world size. Feel free to explore, build, trade, and collaborate with other players.

Join us for the first dragon battle in the coming days and help build a city at spawn island. No need to be extremely active, as many players work full-time jobs. The server is hosted in the USA for optimal performance.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Is the server whitelist only?	Yes, the server is whitelist only. You can join by contacting the server owner on Discord.
Will the world ever reset?	No, the world will never reset. Players can enjoy a continuous experience in the same world.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, please refer to the server’s Discord for a list of rules and guidelines for gameplay.
Can players trade with each other?	Yes, players are encouraged to barter and trade with each other on the server.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Bichotas de la cripta. VS Hypixel

active community, build competition, Custom Items, Custom Mobs, diverse biomes, Donation Ranks, Economy System, Epic Loot, Friendly staff, fun with friends, growing server, immersive quests, interactive events, Player Shops, player-run events, PVP zones, secret dungeons, Survival, unique gameplay, Vanilla Survival

Comparison: Hypixel VS Bichotas de la cripta

Hypixel	Bichotas de la cripta
Large player base	New server in growth
Various game modes	Survival vanilla with PVP kit zones
Custom mini-games	Economy, player shops, ranks and donations
High-quality server performance	Active daily with opportunities to grow

FAQ

Question	Answer
Which server has a larger player base?	Hypixel has a larger player base compared to Bichotas de la cripta.
What game modes are available on each server?	Hypixel offers various custom mini-games while Bichotas de la cripta focuses on survival vanilla with PVP kit zones.
Does each server have unique features?	Yes, Hypixel has custom mini-games and high-quality server performance, while Bichotas de la cripta offers an economy, player shops, ranks, and donations.
How active are the servers?	Hypixel is known for its large player base and active community, while Bichotas de la cripta is a new server in growth but remains active daily with opportunities to grow.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Blocky Jerk-Off Adventures: Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have a special feature where you can participate in epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground club where you can challenge other players to a dance-off to see who has the best moves in the pixelated world. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky and wild Minecraft universe!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

ClubCraft: Where we build clubs in Minecraft and wonder if they’ll still manage next year

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party that never stops! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of dancing chickens, a DJ booth manned by a creeper, and a VIP section where the Ender Dragon hangs out.

But that’s not all! Our server is so epic that even Will Smith himself is considering managing a club here next year. That’s right, the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air might be dropping some sick beats for us while we mine for diamonds and battle zombies.

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking llama or discover a secret underground disco party. The possibilities are endless!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Void Gems Collected:	34

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

No Mercy? More like No Cookies! Join the chaos on NoMercyMC [SMP] now!

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NoMercyMC Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features
Raiding / Stealing Allowed
Exclusive Custom Enchantments
Mob Mask Crafting
Headhunting
Levelups
Insanely Competitive
PvP with duels for practice / Skywars & Bedwars events

Join today at play.nomercymc.org (java/bedrock default ports)

Discord: https://discord.gg/HVYP7X4wdV

Website: https://nomercymc.org

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are all players on NoMercyMC considered geniuses?	Yes, everyone is considered a genius on our server!
What game modes are available?	We have raiding/stealing allowed, exclusive custom enchantments, mob mask crafting, headhunting, levelups, and competitive PvP.
Can I practice PvP on the server?	Yes, we have duels for practice as well as Skywars & Bedwars events.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Crafty Krauts Minecraft Server

#Romantik, Begehren, Beziehung, Crafty, deutsch, Erotik, Erregung, Freude, Genuss, glück, Intimität, Krauts, Leidenschaft, LIEBE, Lust, Minecraft, Partnerschaft, Sehnsucht, Server, sex, sommer, Verlangen, Zärtlichkeit

It’s summer and I want to have a blast on this Minecraft server! Why? Because rumor has it that the creepers here are actually just misunderstood party animals looking to dance the night away. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they throw the wildest block parties you’ve ever seen. Plus, the Ender Dragon? More like the Ender Diva, honey. She puts on a show that’ll leave you gagging for more. So come join us for a summer of fun, friendship, and maybe even a little romance – because on this server, anything is possible, baby!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3037	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Dragon Eggs Found:	4496	Wilderness Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

TV Showdown Minecraft Madness – Where Pop Culture Meets Pixel Blocks!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. Yes, you heard that right, llamas! They have built the most insane structures you can imagine, from giant llama statues to llama-themed roller coasters.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who roam the land, protecting players from creepers and zombies. They have their own ninja training dojo where they teach players how to fight like a chicken warrior.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server that is filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But be warned, only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to find it.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where llamas rule, ninja chickens protect, and treasure awaits. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Beskit VS Hypixel

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Hypixel	Beskit
Pros	Pros
One of the largest Minecraft servers Wide variety of game modes High quality gameplay Active community	Unique game modes Root server with high performance Friend system with resource pack In-game shop for premium ranks
Cons	Cons
Queues during peak times Can be overwhelming for new players Competitive atmosphere	Smaller player base Limited number of game modes Less frequent updates Less established community

**FAQ:**

1. **How many game modes does each server offer?** – Hypixel: Hypixel offers a wide variety of game modes. – Beskit: Beskit offers unique game modes like Tower Defense, OneBlock, and KitPvP.

2. **Do the servers have active communities?** – Hypixel: Hypixel has a large and active community. – Beskit: Beskit’s community is smaller and less established compared to Hypixel.

3. **What kind of features does each server have?** – Hypixel: Hypixel has high quality gameplay and competitive atmosphere. – Beskit: Beskit has unique features like a friend system with resource pack and in-game shop for premium ranks.

4. **Which server is better for new players?** – Hypixel: Hypixel can be overwhelming for new players due to its size and competitive nature. – Beskit: Beskit may be more welcoming to new players with its smaller player base and unique game modes.

5. **Which server has better performance?** – Hypixel: Hypixel has a large server infrastructure to handle high player loads. – Beskit: Beskit is a Root server with high performance capabilities for its game modes.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Alien Abductions:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Blocktopia: Home of the Spica Squad

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player named Spica was singing and playing the piano in Minecraft. And not just any songs, oh no. She was taking requests and playing them live for all to hear! Can you imagine the sheer awesomeness of that? It’s like having your own personal concert while you mine for diamonds.

But wait, that’s not all. Spica also streams her performances on Twitch, so you can watch her in action while you build your own virtual empire. It’s like a crossover episode of Minecraft and The Voice, but way more entertaining.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where the music never stops and the adventures never end. Who knows, you might even get a personal serenade from Spica herself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the good times roll!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Block Party Beats: Where Creeper meets DJ, drop the bass and mine the night away!

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Sure thing! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be grooving to the sickest beats while you mine and build. Our DJ Villager spins the hottest EDM and house tracks all day long, guaranteed to keep you pumped up and motivated to conquer the virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that if you dance hard enough in-game, you might just unlock a secret disco party hidden deep within the server. So come on, join us and get ready to party like it’s block party time!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

The Creeper’s Comedy Club

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to log on! Join us for a chance to fight off hordes of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot on a stick! And who needs a Great Gospel or Princess Guard when you can wield a diamond hoe and a stack of poisonous potatoes? Trust us, the adventures on this server are so insane, even Herobrine himself is taking notes. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	35	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

New Minecraft Servers 2024

HouliganPvP

Updated November 5, 2024

Crafty Chaos Crew – Where Creepers Fear to Tread

Updated November 5, 2024

Suzuko’s USA Adventure: Minecraft Madness

Updated November 5, 2024

CraftyCreeperLand: Where the only limit is your imagination! (>arrives)

Updated November 5, 2024

Vanilla Minecraft: Where Adults Play to Not Get Lost in Version 1.20.4

Minecraft SMP Server Overview

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Updated November 5, 2024

Bichotas de la cripta. VS Hypixel

Comparison: Hypixel VS Bichotas de la cripta

FAQ

Updated November 5, 2024

Blocky Jerk-Off Adventures: Minecraft Server

Updated November 5, 2024

ClubCraft: Where we build clubs in Minecraft and wonder if they’ll still manage next year

Updated November 5, 2024

No Mercy? More like No Cookies! Join the chaos on NoMercyMC [SMP] now!

NoMercyMC Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ

Updated November 5, 2024

Crafty Krauts Minecraft Server

Updated November 5, 2024

TV Showdown Minecraft Madness – Where Pop Culture Meets Pixel Blocks!

Updated November 5, 2024

Beskit VS Hypixel

Updated November 5, 2024

Blocktopia: Home of the Spica Squad

Updated November 5, 2024

Block Party Beats: Where Creeper meets DJ, drop the bass and mine the night away!

Updated November 5, 2024

The Creeper’s Comedy Club

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10