HotPoliticianBrains | New Minecraft Servers 2024

join our epic minecraft server where heat waves make politicians talk like toddlers! we analyzed 7 million speeches from 28,000 politicians and found out that when it gets hot, their brains turn to mush! imagine hearing a seasoned politician trying to discuss foreign policy but all they can say is “me want juice box!” it’s a riot, i tell ya! come join the fun and see if you can decipher what they’re trying to say. plus, older politicians are even more affected, so you’ll get to witness some real gems. it’s like a comedy show and a political debate all rolled into one. so hop on our server and prepare to laugh your pants off!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Crops Grown:	9161
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	32	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Emeralds Found:	2531	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	120	Mines Excavated:	1785

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Void Armor Forged:	28
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Towns Built:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Villages Defended:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Buildings Constructed:	30
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Ores Mined:	2116
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Secret Passages Found:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
New Chunks Explored:	371156	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.