HotPoliticianBrains | New Minecraft Servers 2024

join our epic minecraft server where heat waves make politicians talk like toddlers! we analyzed 7 million speeches from 28,000 politicians and found out that when it gets hot, their brains turn to mush! imagine hearing a seasoned politician trying to discuss foreign policy but all they can say is “me want juice box!” it’s a riot, i tell ya! come join the fun and see if you can decipher what they’re trying to say. plus, older politicians are even more affected, so you’ll get to witness some real gems. it’s like a comedy show and a political debate all rolled into one. so hop on our server and prepare to laugh your pants off!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Towns Built:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	1759
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9441	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8995
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	160

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Love Letters Sent:	16
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Love Letters Sent:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.