Horny2Happy – Minecraft SMP

Afterglow, arousal, Boundaries, Climax, Decision making, Desires, fantasies, fleeting thoughts, horny, Horny2Happy, impulse, Minecraft, Pleasure, post-orgasm clarity, regret, satisfaction, self reflection, self-control, sexual behavior, sexual fantasies, smp, taboo, temptation

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you feeling satisfied? Look no further than our server, where the only thing harder than mining for diamonds is resisting the urge to build a giant phallic structure. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time Steve accidentally spawned a horde of angry llamas in the middle of town. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server – unless you’re into that sort of thing. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s get digging!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	27

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	248	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Towns Built:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Magic Items Found:	8606
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Animals Bred:	125	Endless Legions Commanded:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3343	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Astral Projections Made:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Buildings Constructed:	46
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Runes Activated:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7919	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	3474	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Magic Items Found:	4017	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	423	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Dragon Eggs Found:	965	Runes Activated:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Animals Bred:	180
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	16

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Zombie Dances:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Love Letters Sent:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.