Horny2Happy – Minecraft SMP

Afterglow, arousal, Boundaries, Climax, Decision making, Desires, fantasies, fleeting thoughts, horny, Horny2Happy, impulse, Minecraft, Pleasure, post-orgasm clarity, regret, satisfaction, self reflection, self-control, sexual behavior, sexual fantasies, smp, taboo, temptation

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you feeling satisfied? Look no further than our server, where the only thing harder than mining for diamonds is resisting the urge to build a giant phallic structure. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time Steve accidentally spawned a horde of angry llamas in the middle of town. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server – unless you’re into that sort of thing. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s get digging!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	357	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Runes Activated:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Minecassia

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

dynamic host

LifeSteal, PvP

Dynamic Host is a Lifesteal server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, grief protection, custom player shops and friendly staff!We preserve your Lifesteal experience . If you like pure Lifesteal , this is the server for you!if u want Crates u can buy it on our discord server https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw by OWO currency or in ingame money etcEach vote gets you closer to the next rank up, vote crates etc .Because this is a host we also sell Minecraft server in lowest price if u want to buy connect us on our discord server and make their ticket and ping us https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw .The world border is 100,000 blocks so there are plenty of unexplored biomes to discover and build in!And this Server is gonna be network soon so be there and fun .

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

TerraTrove

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

TerraTrove is a completely brand-new vanilla SMP dedicated for mature players who want a tight-knit, chill community. We have a whitelist on the server so that we can make sure of this. We cherish and listen very closely to our player-base and want the best for them. For this reason, we are open to new ideas and have a suggestion system in our discord so that players can vote on/talk about future changes. If you are interested, wanting to apply, or just curious, feel free to join our discord to find out more.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	390	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Tilted Tavern

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny

Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey unlike any other? Look no further than Tilted Tavern, where we’re sporting a world that’s a 500:1 scale replica of our beloved planet Earth. Immerse yourself in the grandeur of our vast landscapes, bustling cities, and untamed wilderness. Join us in creating your own destiny, one block at a time!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

BlurCraft

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to BlurCraft, the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience! Build your dream town or base, make lasting friendships, and enjoy cross-platform gameplay. With unique features, custom items, and a friendly community, BlurCraft welcomes both Java and Bedrock players.Join us and unleash your creativity as you construct your own thriving town or magnificent base. Collaborate with like-minded players, share resources, and embark on group projects to create stunning architectural marvels. Our community is filled with friendly players eager to connect and make new friends, regardless of whether you play on Java or Bedrock edition.Our dedicated staff members are always available to assist you. They are knowledgeable, friendly, and committed to ensuring your experience in BlurCraft is enjoyable. From answering questions to resolving concerns, they are here to support you every step of the way.Join BlurCraft today and immerse yourself in an extraordinary adventure. Build, create, and make lifelong friendships in a server designed for endless possibilities. Experience the best of Minecraft SMP as a Java or Bedrock player in our welcoming and inclusive community.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	160	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

ArksMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to ArksMC – Where Adventures Unfold!A World Unlike Any Other: Step into a vast, Earth-like realm teeming with mysteries. On ArksMC, you’ll explore a planet filled with hidden dungeons and encounter fully animated custom bosses. The world itself is fully ran by YOU the player through the creation of towns and nations. Player-Run Economies: Here, the world’s economy is entirely player-driven. Take charge by forming towns, nations, kingdoms, or any role you aspire to, from a humble citizen to a mighty emperor with hundreds of real subjects.Custom Classes and Magic: Unleash your potential with MMO leveling, custom classes, and magical abilities. As you explore and conquer dungeons across our world, you’ll level up and acquire valuable weapons and items.Choose Your Path: ArksMC offers an array of unique gameplay experiences. Whether you’re inclined towards diplomacy, conquest, or exploration, there’s a path for you to forge.Endless Adventure Awaits: Our server invites you to embark on an epic journey, offering a dynamic and immersive experience that sets us apart.Server IP: ArksMC.net Discord: Discord.gg/TheArk

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Auria Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

OneBlock Pets Survival hard PvP e PvE Custom items Mcmmo Dungeons Events every day Amazing community

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Dragon Eggs Found:	1961	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	8

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

TerraMedia Network

Earth, Factions, KitPvP, OneBlock, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hispanic server focused on Survival-PvP modalities ° Quality ° Attention ° Experience ° Seriousness ° Professionalism

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Dimension Hops:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

uncovery minecraft

Creative, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Whitelist

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

DragonsRealm-MC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

DragonsRealm-MC is a New/Modern Minecraft server we worked hard to modernize gamemodes while preserving the challenges of the original game (No p2w, Cracked, Free, 24/7) Open to everyone [Survival, Benders, OneBlock, Hardcore] GAMEMODES

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Potions Brewed:	43
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	546772	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

LastBox

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

LastBox is an offline-mode (aka cracked) Minecraft server from Greece. It supports Java versions 1.19.x to the latest and is filled with features like PvP, ranks, custom armors, and more. The server also has quick drop features, and it runs on seasons. Connect to the LastBox PvP server now and dive headfirst into the action!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Endless Night Skies:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Mangrove MC

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Potions Brewed:	37
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Void Armor Forged:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Clover SMP

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The Clover SMP is a Minecraft server specifically designed for the Army of Club Penguin community! Join us on Season 3, where you can experience all-new plugins and embark on exciting adventures with other players. Whether you’re a veteran Minecraft player or new to the game, our friendly community welcomes all. Explore our vast world, build your dream home, and complete challenging quests to level up. With regular events and a dedicated staff team, the Clover SMP promises a fun and engaging Minecraft experience that you won’t forget. Join us today and become part of the community!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Kingdom of Hibernia

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Welcome to the Kingdom of Hibernia! Survival Vampire Werewolf Magic Towny MCMMO Jobs Crates Slimefun Chest Sorting Bounties Blood Moon Graves Auctions

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	235
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Wildwood

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

checkCome play 1.18 SURVIVAL! We have CUSTOM ITEMS, EVENTS, and a GREAT COMMUNITY!Voting for our server gives you VOTE KEYS in which you can unlock a range of items! These includes BLOCKS, INGOTS, CUSTOM ITEMS and much more!Wildwoods has an evolving storyline taking place with public events and stories to discover!Our community is super welcoming and friendly – come say hi!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”