Horny2Happy – Minecraft SMP

Afterglow, arousal, Boundaries, Climax, Decision making, Desires, fantasies, fleeting thoughts, horny, Horny2Happy, impulse, Minecraft, Pleasure, post-orgasm clarity, regret, satisfaction, self reflection, self-control, sexual behavior, sexual fantasies, smp, taboo, temptation

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you feeling satisfied? Look no further than our server, where the only thing harder than mining for diamonds is resisting the urge to build a giant phallic structure. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time Steve accidentally spawned a horde of angry llamas in the middle of town. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server – unless you’re into that sort of thing. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s get digging!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Potions Brewed:	101

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

The Nest SMP

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Looking for a welcoming oasis in the vast Minecraft universe? Look no further!Join The Nest SMP today and experience Minecraft at its finest—an inclusive and vibrant community that celebrates diversity and offers endless possibilities for every player.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Enchantments Applied:	220
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Chimeras Created:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Void Gems Collected:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Franks PokePark

Economy, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Frank’s PokéPark, a Cobblemon SMP. We offer custom ranks, exciting weekly tournaments, a friendly community, and much more. Our pride lies in involving our community in every aspect of the game and beyond, ensuring that you have a memorable experience. We are proud to be a free-to-play server that never compromises on fairness by adopting a pay-to-win model. Come join us at Frank’s PokéPark, where your opinion matters and your enjoyment is our top priority.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Buildings Constructed:	48	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Lotus Network

Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Lotus Minecraft. Lotus is a gaming community where everyone can join and play games with each other and make new friends. Chat with them, play games together and much more. Lotus Minecraft server is hosted for everyone to have fun together in Minecraft. This community is an Indian community but other countries are always welcome too.About Lotus Minecraft Server Lotus Minecraft server is a survival server with lots of custom features. We got SlimeFun, mcMMO, Custom Enchants and many more custom fun features which will enhance your survival multiplayer experience. We got different Game Modes like, Bedwars, minigames, skyblock etc. More features, coming soon.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Crops Grown:	3748
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

ApexPvP

Factions, PvP, Raiding

ApexPvP is a 1.20 Network with Factions, Cannon Testing and much more to come! We have tons of custom features, events and more to provide you with a unique experience where you can compete and have fun!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

PumpkinSMP

Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The PumpkinSMP community is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support.PumpkinSMP is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe.Servers are on 1.17.1 through 1.19+– Experience the true feel of an SMP!– play.pumpkinsmp.eu.orgBedrock: IP: play.pumpkinsmp.eu.org Port: 25577

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Dimension Hops:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

WildWood SMP

Earth, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

WildWood SMP is a brand new SMP-based server! We plan on becoming a one-stop network for all and any SMP gameplay desires! Here’s what we’ve got so far:• Lifesteal SMP – Build your base, kill players and collect their hearts! But don’t run out of hearts, or you’ll be punished!• Earth SMP (COMING SOON) – Survival Minecraft but with a map that mirrors planet Earth!• SMP (COMING SOON) – Easy, Simple, and relaxing Minecraft SMP!We allow both Java and Bedrock players to join! IP: wildwoodsmp.com Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

unGODLY SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

As part of the unGODLY series, this server is similar to its previous counterpart in that its primary focus is giving power to the players while still allowing for a significant degree of challenge and difficulty. Hostile mobs are much stronger and faster, but players are given better tools, abilities, and opportunities in order to properly combat them.This server has many plugins – far too many to name – and so there is most certainly something for everyone.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Legend of the Wild

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

We are a new survival server with economy, jobs, mcmmo and more. Check us out! We use grief prevention/claims plugin to keep your builds safe!. We aim to provide quality of life updates as well as make the game more involved and fun: More /Jobs! More Fish! More Enchants! More Crafting! More Potions! Custom Loot! More Tags! More Crates! Custom Monsters! Custom Bosses! Custom World Generation (The Wild) More ways to earn rewards in game than ever before! We are currently OPEN to new users. Thanks for stopping by to check us out!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Ozryn Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

OzrynSMP is a semi-vanilla SMP. We are running several plugins designed to make your Minecraft experience just a bit better! We are now offering the choice of either 1.8 or 1.9 Combat Mechanics! Our plugins include, but are not limited to, Grief Prevention, TreeGravity, SilkSpawners and Player Warps. We have a ready made XP farm for players to use upon joining too. One of our best features is our different reward crates. The keys can be earned through voting or purchased on our store (shop.ozrynmc.net). We are currently a small but very close server and we would love to have some new friends join us!SERVER IP: play.ozryn.com Sever Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19137 Server Port [Java]: 25714

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	1473
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

AetherConquest

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Aether Conquest is a server based on a custom gamemode with custom-coded features; the closest category being a “box server”. However, unlike box servers, we offer tons of extra content, such as a level system, custom crafting system, boss spawns, unique and dynamic PvP systems, and more! We plan to keep updating Xanatos with more exclusive features as time goes on!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	231
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Hemisphere Survival

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server with QOL/Performance Datapacks and Mods, including Simple Voice Chat. Friendly Community for anyone who loves Minecraft as much as we do. No plots or protection size limits. Creativity is always encouraged.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Secret Passages Found:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

AusGG

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

AusGG is an Australian Minecraft Network which features variety of different game modes.The current servers are: AussieSMP – A whitelisted application survival server with features to improve quality of life for players such as claims, shops and basic teleports. Aussie Creative – A whitelisted creative server for players to build on.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Zombie Dances:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

DrakesCraft Network

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Network DrakesCraft Java and Bedrock always active, 24 hours a day Ip: mc.drakescraft.net Bedrock port: 25565 Versions from 1.18 to 1.20.X Modalities: – Survival 1.20.X Slimefun Custom With many enchantments, more than 8 thousand items (slimefun, 100% technical plugin to create minerals, and its expansions). Use of optifine is recommended In this server community we have plugins for: -protections -Great variety of strong mobs and bosses -custom items and enchantments. -slimefun Discord https://discord.gg/nZgQgbRx6A

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	8	Ores Mined:	505
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

HalfastMC UHC Survival

Cross-Play, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

Bedrock Edition and Pocket Edition – IP: play.halfastmc.com PORT: 19132The average player CAN NOT SURVIVE playing 5 minutes on THIS server! The Minecraft server HalfastMC is an Ultra Hardcore Vanilla Minecraft Server – Hard Mode Survival with no natural regeneration. Players have to use potions, beacons, apples, etc to regenerate health. Monsters spawn more often and hit much harder. Unlike other servers, players won’t be banned from the server after death. Commands like teleport are very limited, to add more of a challenge to your experience. The server is also very strongly against pay to win, so you won’t see any premium packages for overpowered items.HalfastMC has a semi-active community, filled with people who have been active for many years, and some players that joined very recently. Most of the community is a mature audience, so join and chat at your own discretion. HalfastMC is the perfect place for players who love survival Minecraft but think it’s way too easy. Join the Discord community using this link: https://discord.gg/REGwfwRe6d , or play on the server now using the IP address play.halfastmc.com , or visit our website at www.halfastmc.com. (This server is a direct descendant of DRAGONHOLLOW / Dragon Hollow – If you used to play there, we play here now!)

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Enchantments Applied:	117	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

FTB Interactions by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: it.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.