Horny2Happy – Minecraft SMP

Afterglow, arousal, Boundaries, Climax, Decision making, Desires, fantasies, fleeting thoughts, horny, Horny2Happy, impulse, Minecraft, Pleasure, post-orgasm clarity, regret, satisfaction, self reflection, self-control, sexual behavior, sexual fantasies, smp, taboo, temptation

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you feeling satisfied? Look no further than our server, where the only thing harder than mining for diamonds is resisting the urge to build a giant phallic structure. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time Steve accidentally spawned a horde of angry llamas in the middle of town. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server – unless you’re into that sort of thing. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s get digging!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

SkinCraft Survival and Economy

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	25

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

HoneyBerryMC

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

HoneyberryMC:

HoneyBerry is a fairly new Minecraft server. We offer towny system, jobs, custom items, awesome ranks, and much more! The small community is a perfect place to feel right at home along with the super friendly staff.

Come & join us! play.honeyberrymc.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

RainMasYand

Cross-Play, OneBlock, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Little Vanilla Server! For a hassle-free game with friends! Multi worlds Survival / Oneblock / Prison / Skybloc and pure vanilla zero plugin on Whitelist. Apply on discord. Welcome! Java IP: rainmasyand.fun Bedrock IP: rainmasyand.fun:19132

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

FuseMC

LifeSteal, Survival

**Discover the up-and-coming FuseMC: Striving to enhance Lifesteal with CrystalPvP**

FuseMC is a brand new Lifesteal server launched in 2023. We currently have an amazing customized LifeSteal server with the best features possible with some of the best Cpvpers playing our Lifesteal server. FuseMC offers an opportunity for Bedrock, Java, and Cracked players as well.

**Unique Server Optimization**

While building our server we wanted to make sure it was optimized to the fullest potential. We wanted to make sure high-ping players could fight like they were on a zero-ping server. Simply put we created a lag-free server and will continue to make it a high priority as well.

**Variety of options in-game:**

We offer players to play on 1.19 – 1.20.1 and Bedrock to play on the current version. We also offer a Huge CPVP arena with regenerative terrain! Multiple ways to earn money with farms and in-game economy as well as 3 brand new King Of The Hill arenas ran multiple times daily! Join today! play.fusemc.net!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1320
New Chunks Explored:	838170	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

EchoSMP | Vault Hunters 3rd Edition

FTB, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

EchoSMP | Vault Hunters 3rd Edition 1.18.2

Server IP: vh.echosmp.com Server Discord: discord.gg/Pqz9qtHRQ3 Vault Hunters Version: Always Latest Server Location: Europe Server Ram: 128GB

New Features – 18/02/2023 – Now you can trade any item in the vault hunter’s mod pack with anyone else in the server using the Auction House! – Now you can gain daily rewards that are tailored toward your progression in Vault Hunters!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Impeerium

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the new Empire, the adventures begin here!

We are fully committed to keeping the atmosphere as positive as possible. We want you to feel welcome. We welcome you all to join our community, you will experience the best gaming experience here.

Our goal is to provide players with a fun and enjoyable gaming experience.

We hope to see you here

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Townscraft

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Townscraft is a Survival Multiplayer server that focuses on creating towns. Each town contains houses, shops, farms and more. You can join an already existing town, create new towns with three or more members, or choose to be a solo nomad. From Big City Skyscrapers to Steampunk Floating Islands to Funkytown themes, there’s something for everyone.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Hysteria Network

Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Skywars

BETA ON SATURDAY 6 PM GMT THIS WEEKEND

Compete against others in our various game-modes and make your way towards the top of the leaderboard to earn prizes! Track your progress and statistics in real-time as you play our countless gamemodes!

Discord: https://discord.gg/rpuR8N2Hm6 Website: https://www.hy-pvp.com/ IP: hy-pvp.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CliffCraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

Are you tired of the same p2w grindy, gambling based SMPs? Look no further than Hearts Of Minecraft! Our server offers a unique geopolitical SMP experience, set on planet Earth at a 1:750 scale. Create your own towns and build them into sprawling metropolises, and conquer the world in a militaristic nation style. Master the aspect of firearms, create huge tank armies or build vast fleets. Join HoM today and create your nation!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CraftPlay

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

CraftPlay is a survival Minecraft server founded in Singapore. If you are looking for adventures, friendships, and other enjoyable things on a Minecraft survival server, then CraftPlay is the one to join! The server features a balanced economy and advance gameplay that will surely make you want to play Minecraft every day!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CraftingRealm

Creative, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

There are loads of Enjoyable Plugins on the survival server to keep the fun alive and to foster enjoyment! (McMMO, GreifPrevention, etc)

In survival mode, players can explore a vast and randomly generated world, gather resources, and build structures to protect themselves from monsters. Creative mode allows players to let their imagination run wild, with access to all blocks and resources and no health or hunger to worry about.

Our server is maintained by a dedicated team of experienced staff who are committed to providing a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. We have a zero-tolerance policy for cheating and griefing, and our staff is always available to help with any issues or questions.

We have a vibrant and active community of players, with regular events and activities to keep things interesting. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to Minecraft, you’ll find a welcoming and friendly community here.

Join us now and start building your own adventures in Minecraft. With so many options to choose from, the possibilities are endless! See you in the game!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

FlarePvP Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

FlarePvP is a minecraft server on Survival minigame. In this minigame players complete challenges from the Classic Minecraft wildlife. Why playing in Singleplayer alone when you can do that with your friends?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7330	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Buildings Constructed:	46
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

SimpleSurvival

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Simple Survival is a survival Minecraft server offering a wide range of possibilities to enhance your Minecraft experience on 1.19.3. The server offers a community-driven economy, which gives every player the freedom to earn, sell and trade goods with other players independently.

For greater comfort and enhanced experience, the server offers land claiming to protect against griefing/raiding by other players, allowing you to build something special and show off your building skills to the world.

Ranking up for extra perks, participating in different events, and obtaining customized items & gear through the crates at spawn are some of the possibilities on Simple Survival!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

PiratesMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

PiratesMC is a RPG Vanilla Minecraft server that provides the player with an immersive gameplay experience. Battle other players in large open ocean fights, defeat bosses, and loot treasure chests. It’s time to conquer the seven seas!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Mines Excavated:	2398	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Star Shards Collected:	93	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

V3XCRAFT

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Survival, Skyblock, Creative Plots, Factions, and Minigames. What more could you want. Icludes a server-wide economy with an ingame shop as well as a player points system and much more.

Disclaimer: We Are in Alpha and not everything will work, Survival and skyblock will not reset without prior knowledge so don’t worry about losing stuff (you money may be reset at times)

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	3718
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!