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Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 6178 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 349 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 |
Towns Built: | 6 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of ordering your late husband’s favorite wings at a virtual restaurant by the mattress store. Who needs hooters when you can have a family-friendly dining experience with virtual waitresses singing happy birthday to you and making you flap menus like little wings?
Don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any awkward moments like in real life – unless you count the time the kitchen cooks and manager joined in on the birthday song. But hey, at least they brought ice cream!
So come on over to our server and create your own outrageous stories and memories, just like this mom who unknowingly sparked a debate about grooming her son by taking him to a virtual hooters. It’s all in good fun, right? Join now and let the craziness begin!