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ArtilleryCraft Minecraft Server

2025, arms manufacturing, artillery shells, ArtilleryCraft, defense budget, defense capabilities, Defense Commissioner, defense industry, defense news, defense policy, defense procurement, defense strategy, EU, european union, Media, Military, military technology, Minecraft, News, production, SECURITY, Server, weapons

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8853
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Divine Spears Created:	17
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Alien Abductions:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

lol join our minecraft server cuz we gonna make 2 million artillery shells in 2025. yep, u heard that right. we gonna be the most protected server out there. ain’t no creepers gonna mess with us when we got that kinda firepower. plus, our defense commissioner is a total badass. he once took down a whole army of skeletons with just a wooden sword. true story. so come join us and be part of the most epic defense team in minecraft history. let’s blow stuff up and protect our turf like never before. #artilleryshellpower #minecraftdefensecommissioner #creeperproofserver

PopeCraft: Holy Hypocrisy

arm Ukraine, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic silence, eastern europe, Euromaidan Press, geopolitical tensions, global security, HOLY, humanitarian crisis, Hypocrisy, hypocritical, international relations, military support, peace negotiations, political hypocrisy, pope francis, PopeCraft, religious leader, russian aggression, Russian terror, ukraine conflict, Vatican diplomacy, war-torn country

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5748
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Star Shards Collected:	261
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Magic Items Found:	3668
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

“LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we have Pope Francis as our admin! He may be silent on Russian terror but he’s all about arming Ukraine in the game! Watch out for those creepers, they’re like the Russian terrorists of Minecraft. Join now for a wild ride of epic battles and holy blessings from Pope Francis himself. Let’s get hyped and build the most lit world ever! #PopeFrancisApproved”

Enchanted Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, comic relief, confusion, cultural norms, discrimination, Diversity, dumb retard, Enchanted, humor, Icon, inclusion, LGBTQ, Marginalized, media representation, misunderstanding, Quests, Role, satire, social commentary, stereotype, Treatment, Yuri community

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7705
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Runes Activated:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Yo, bro, come join this Minecraft server where you can be the ultimate dumb retard and get treated like a god by the Yuri community! It’s like being in a crazy comic book where you’re the star of the show, but also everyone’s favorite joke at the same time. Don’t question it, just embrace the chaos and let your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon shine!

Scaly Minecraft SMP – General Lizard

Anthros, Argonians, Dinosaurs, dragons, FAQ, ferals, festive scalies, general, human/scaly, kobolds, lewd, lit, LIZARD, LIZARDS, Minecraft, reptiles, Resources, scaly, Sharks, smp, SMUT, Snakes, Wyverns

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4193
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Alien Abductions:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a lizard on a hot rock? Look no further than our server! We welcome all scaly creatures, from dragons to dinosaurs to even shark people. Want to roleplay as a kobold or Argonian? Go for it! Just no monstergirls, please. We’ve got a whole library of scaly smut and lizard writings for your…ahem…research purposes. Plus, we have a strict no anatomy arguments policy – save that for the scientists, folks. And if you’re feeling festive, show us your most holiday-ready scalies! Who knows, maybe snanta himself will pay us a visit. Join now for a reptilian adventure like no other!

CraftyMomXmasGift

actual gift, aita, barista, christmas gift, confusion, CraftyMomXmasGift, crocheting, dad, early christmas, family, homemade gift, Job, pattern, Shawl, stuffed animals, trashy gifts, work appropriate, yarn

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8771
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Emeralds Found:	4870
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s reaction to homemade gifts? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and build your own virtual world where handmade gifts are always appreciated.

We promise a community where creativity is celebrated, and where you can craft shawls for your virtual mom without fear of being called out for “homemade trashy gifts.” Plus, our coffee shop-themed spawn area will have you feeling like a barista extraordinaire in no time.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as your mom’s Christmas reaction. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for the art of crocheting in the process!

MomSaysImAGamerKid

anecdote, Creative, exaggeration, family, funny, humor, hypothetical situation, imagination, law enforcement, long tail tags, mom’s description, MomSaysImAGamerKid, Parent-child relationship, Personal Details, Police, quirky, Random facts, scenario, storytelling, unnecessary detail, unnecessary information

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6929
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	8

If your mom was describing you to the police, she would probably mention that you once got stuck in a tree for three hours because you were trying to rescue a family of squirrels who were having a dance party up there. But hey, that just shows how dedicated you are to helping others, right? So come join our Minecraft server where we encourage all players to channel their inner squirrel-saving hero and embark on wild adventures that will have you climbing trees, battling creepers, and maybe even finding a secret squirrel dance party of your own. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – just don’t forget to bring your acorn helmet and dancing shoes!

Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL!!! Minecraft server

Anarchy Gurmail, ETERNAL, minecraft server, rules, Without privates

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8318
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

The owner of the server “Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gurmail.icu:19132

MysticCraft Realms 1.20

attraction, break up, Comment, DATING, EMBARRASSMENT, facetime call, fat bitches, feederism, fuck, Future, gain weight, jerked it, linebacker, love, Marriage, MysticCraft, porn addiction, PRETEND, Realms, weight, Woke

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7978
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Love Letters Sent:	14	Divine Spears Created:	12

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape real-life drama like turning your GF into a cow! No need to worry about embarrassing relationships or awkward conversations about weight gain. On our server, you can build your dream world without any porn addiction consequences. Come join us and leave all the fat bitches behind!

The Minecraft SMP: Never Beat the Minnesota Vikings or…

beat, blown lead, Conference Championship Game, great players, Hall of Fame, high scoring season, Letterman Jackets, Minecraft, Minnesota, Minnesota vikings, opposing fans, or, Philadelphia Eagles, professional team, smp, stadium takeover, team departure, Vikings

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8211
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Crops Grown:	8189
Votes:	5369	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos is as wild as a football game gone wrong! Join us if you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of being on a team that never beats the Minnesota Vikings or the Philadelphia Eagles – talk about a challenge!

But that’s not all – our stadium is constantly being taken over by opposing fans, making every game a real nail-biter. And don’t even get us started on our players – they’re always leaving for “someplace better,” whatever that means.

Oh, and did we mention our only Hall of Fame player never had a high scoring season? Yeah, things are pretty wacky around here. Plus, if you’re into crazy stories, just ask about the time someone got ahem “raped” after wearing our Letterman Jackets. Yikes.

So come on down and join us on this wild ride – we may have never reached a Conference Championship Game, and yeah, we may have blown a 24-0 lead in just 10 minutes, but hey, at least we’re entertaining, right? 😉

USD vs GBP SMP

affordability, affordable abroad, budget-friendly, Cheap, comparison, cost, currency exchange, economic contrast, expensive, Extravagant, foreign products, gbp, global market, high cost of living, imported goods, International, luxury, Overseas, price difference, smp, US, USD, value for money

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8932
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Towns Built:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Bro, lemme tell ya about this epic Minecraft server I found, it’s like a hidden gem in the vast ocean of servers out there. Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, the owner is a literal unicorn who farts rainbows and poops diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right. And get this, every time you mine a block, a magical fairy grants you three wishes. I wished for a pet dragon, a lifetime supply of pizza, and a jetpack. Guess what? I got ’em all!

But wait, there’s more! The mobs in this server are not your average zombies and creepers. No no no, they’re actually trained circus animals who do backflips and juggle while trying to kill you. It’s like a freakin’ circus every time you go out to fight mobs. And the best part? The currency in this server is actually Skittles. Yeah, you heard me right again. Skittles. So basically, you can buy a diamond sword with a handful of Skittles. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Minecraft factory up in here!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Plus, who doesn’t want to be part of a server where the owner is a unicorn, right? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those juggling zombies, they’re a real pain in the butt.

LonelyCraft: Door Open or Closed?

alone at night, bedroom door, bedtime habits, Closed, comfort, Door, door position, home environment, home safety, Lifestyle, living alone, LonelyCraft, nighttime habits, nighttime routine, Open, Peace of mind, personal preference, privacy, Safety, SECURITY, sleep habits, sleep quality, sleeping alone, solitude

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7338
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Dimension Hops:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Do you sleep with your bedroom door open or closed? Well, on our Minecraft server, you better keep it closed because you never know when a creeper might sneak in and try to tuck you in at night! Join us for the ultimate thrill of trying to survive the night with all sorts of crazy mobs trying to invade your personal space. Who needs a security system when you have zombies and skeletons patrolling your house?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to swoop down and steal players’ diamonds just for fun. So if you’re looking for a challenge and some unexpected bedtime surprises, come join us on our server. Just make sure to lock your bedroom door tight!

HouthisBewareCraft

Conflict Resolution, Defense, Deterrence, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, gantz, Houthi attacks, HouthisBewareCraft, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Nuclear Threat, peacekeeping efforts, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strategic planning, Targeted strikes

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	980
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Star Shards Collected:	107
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	256	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Secret Passages Found:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, you gotta know one thing: we got the craziest battles goin’ on! Like, we got this one player, Gantz, who’s out here sayin’ we gotta target Iran to stop dem Houthi attacks. It’s like a whole war zone up in here, but with blocks and creepers instead of real weapons. So come join us if you wanna be part of the action and help us take down those pesky Houthi attackers! Plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret stash of enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

AlmostAnarchy

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, hermitcraft, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3168
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Dimension Hops:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Come join AlmostAnarchy and carve your legacy in this brand new 1.21.1 world. No duping, and no hacking. Its more than just survival, but it’s not quite anarchy! almostanarchy.ca

almostanarchy.ca

Bubble Regions Discovery 1.21.1

1.21.1, bizarre regional bubble, BLONDE, blue eyed, Bubble, Cultural awareness, cultural perceptions, discovery, Diversity, east asia, ethnicities, global perspectives, identity perceptions, Int, international community, misconceptions, non-white, regional differences, Regions, Russian, russians, slavs, Stereotypes, Westerns

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2389
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	New Chunks Explored:	73734
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Star Shards Collected:	177

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride through a world where Slavs and Russians are the true non-White warriors!

Experience the bizarre and hilarious mix of Western stereotypes and East Asian perceptions in a virtual world like no other.

Build your own blonde, blue-eyed empire and show the world that Russians are the real MVPs in this crazy Minecraft adventure.

Don’t miss out on the chance to challenge traditional ideas and have a laugh while doing it on our one-of-a-kind server. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

The Gifting Crew Minecraft SMP

celebration, christmas, circumcision, CREW, Cultural, December 25th, Festive, Foreskin, funny, Gifting, Gifts, holiday, humor, Jew Santa, Minecraft, naughty or nice, Presents, Religion, Santa Claus, santa hat, Santa’s workshop, smp, Surprise, tradition, Traditions

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8530
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with mystery, intrigue, and missing body parts! Rumor has it that Jew Santa is on the loose and he’s not just taking presents, he’s taking body parts too! Will you be the next victim or will you join forces with other players to uncover the truth behind this bizarre phenomenon? Only one way to find out – join our SMP today and prepare for a Christmas you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, if Jew Santa gets to you)!

Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3075
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Buildings Constructed:	48
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3