Honk Honk Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for resources? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to unleash your inner chaos!

Join our server where you can take down niggers, wino single mothers, and roasties with no consequences! Who knew that Art the clown was actually our guy all along? Embrace the madness and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. Rumor has it that if you find them all, you’ll unlock the ultimate power of unlimited resources and invincibility.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just remember, anything goes in this world, so be prepared for the unexpected. See you on the other side, if you dare!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Hopela – Survival

Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Star Shards Collected:	242	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Enchantments Applied:	246

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Zombie Dances:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Villages Defended:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	5200	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Towns Built:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	60	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

What do we offer? Bedwars, Survival with Slimefun & Lucky Blocks, Skypvp, Skywars, Agario, 1v1, Survival Games, Hide and Seek, Quake, Vanilla, Factions,

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	208

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.