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| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 2188 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 18 |
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plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the whole server. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.
if u join dis server, u will become part of the llama gang and get special llama powers, like the ability to shoot rainbow lasers out of ur eyes and summon a herd of flying pigs to do ur bidding.
so, forget bout homeless encampments and come join our wacky world of minecraft madness. llama gang for life, yo!
