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| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 785 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 |
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plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the whole server. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.
if u join dis server, u will become part of the llama gang and get special llama powers, like the ability to shoot rainbow lasers out of ur eyes and summon a herd of flying pigs to do ur bidding.
so, forget bout homeless encampments and come join our wacky world of minecraft madness. llama gang for life, yo!
