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Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 3992 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
Ores Mined: | 2791 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 22 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
Join us for insane adventures, where you can build your own temple to Yahweh, sacrifice virtual animals in his honor, and even participate in wild debates about the origins of foreskin theft. Who knew Minecraft could be so controversial and hilarious at the same time?
So come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even convert to the cult of Yahweh and become a true believer in the power of stolen foreskins!